Thanks Czar, and thanks for translating part of it, Vilainde! I wish I could speak French. My class drove our French teacher nuts in school, the whole class talking sometimes like he wasn't there. He actually just sat down and put his head in his hands once. Oh, ignorant youth!
I had a really nice French tutor until she left and was replaced by a sub-teacher who used to tap us on the head with a wooden ruler demanding "accent aigu"
accent my arse, mate. i didn't pass with flying colours.