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melikehairycamel
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 Posted - 09/10/2006 : 16:29:56
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| We can't help that we live in such an inconveniant location. It doesn't make us inconveniant people or anything. Were just normal folk who want to catch a cool show here and there. I notice you're heading to St Petersburg, which is about 3 1/2 hours away. Let me tell you something Frank, and listen closely. It has been scientifically proven by Professor Izenhoke of the University of Atlantis that St. Petersburgians are the most inconveniant people on the face of the earth. If you don't believe me, a simple self induced trance should enable you to communicate telepathically with those of the Atlantean race(Including Professor Izenhoke). Now that you are aware of this startling find, I believe it would be of your best interest to simply skip over St. Petersburg and its inconveniant inhabitants and come to Miami instead. After all, the skies are always sunny, and more importantly, the majority of the crowd will actually understand the lyrics to your songs in Espanol. Adieu. |
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scruvs
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 09/11/2006 : 06:41:46
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Come to the St. Pete show, and I'll offer to buy you a drink at a time during the show that is most conveniant for you.
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 09/11/2006 : 07:37:18
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It must suck to live in the wang of America.
Seriously though, I think a lot of bands hate touring Florida unfortunately. It's totally out of the way and there is a lot of redneck shit to put up with (mainly in the northern half). I've known two bands that have toured through Tallahassee and they both encountered a lot of problems with the locals. One guy was almost killed <cue "Deliverence" banjo riff>. My advice would be to take a road trip, 3 1/2 hours? Good excuse to get out of town, make a day of it.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 09/11/2006 : 07:44:17
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Originally posted by HeywoodJablome
Seriously though, I think a lot of bands hate touring Florida unfortunately. It's totally out of the way and there is a lot of redneck shit to put up with (mainly in the northern half).
Really?!
I don't know how Florida is particularly out of the way...is every corner of the US too out of the way for bands to visit?
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 09/11/2006 : 08:00:13
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Well, driving all the way down that damn peninsula is not a short trip. Then you gotta doubleback through all the places you just went through is partly what I mean. Probably similar to touring Italy over in your neck of the woods, how are the rednecks over there?:)
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 09/11/2006 : 08:29:48
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Er, well, Italy isn't really in my 'neck of the woods'!
Maybe it's all the vice in Miami that scares bands away. ;)
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Why no Miami?
