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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
 Posted - 09/23/2007 : 11:50:07
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Go to your room, Jason! The child is 13 years old! To your room. And no TV! Or youtube vids.
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 12:05:14
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Or porn.
I could kill you sure, but I could only make you cry with these words...
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 12:11:18
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13, that's about the time my showers went from fifteen minutes to an hour and 45 minutes.
I remember members of my family screaming, "Why is there a hole in the soap?!"
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 12:14:38
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRANSFER THAT POST TO THE TOO MUCH INFORMATION THREAD
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 12:57:22
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That's also around the time my buddies would come over to play Atari and would wonder why we were one chair shorter than the week before.
"Why do I have to sit on the floor all of a sudden? What about the bean bag chair?"
"Oo, uh... That's not for sitting anymore."
"What? Too bad, I'm sitting in it. Uh, why are their titties drawn on here with a Sharpie?!"
"Ssshhh. Less talkie, more Pac Man. You know you can always go home and play your Collecovision if you want"
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Whiskey Militia - http://www.whiskeymilitia.com/?cmp_id=EM_DLY6001&mv_pc=r240 |
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 13:00:24
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It isn't just that KOK makes me laugh, it's that I identify with him so goddam much (if you don't count the conspiracy crap).
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 13:07:18
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unless you're jeff foxworthy.
I could kill you sure, but I could only make you cry with these words...
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 13:23:32
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ARE YOU SAYING YOU FUCKED A BEANBAG CHAIR?
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 13:25:21
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you remind me of SPEEDYMARIEGONZALES.
I could kill you sure, but I could only make you cry with these words...
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 13:34:40
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TRANSMARINE, OLDMANOTY and SUPERSUMOMEGAMOTHERFUCKINGFRANKFAN come to mind as well.
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 13:35:26
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but at least they don't type in all capitals, like SPEEDY.
I could kill you sure, but I could only make you cry with these words...
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 16:10:02
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quote:
Originally posted by s_wrenn
ARE YOU SAYING YOU FUCKED A BEANBAG CHAIR?
When Dave Attell says his midget friend was late to work at the chocolate factory because it was raining he had to swim a puddle do you question if it really happened, or do you know enough to laugh?
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Whiskey Militia - http://www.whiskeymilitia.com/?cmp_id=EM_DLY6001&mv_pc=r240 |
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
876 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 17:26:40
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I'm sorry to hear about the girl, mr.bdh, I can't say I know what you're going through because I've never been rejected, but I know what it's like to meet someone that you think is nice and then have them disappoint you. I'm done with foreign girls.
Anyway, you need to get a girl, even if it's just for one night.
my friend posted MORE NEW paintings at http://myspace.com/landspeedsong |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 20:16:01
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
biscuit, there are plenty of other girls in the sea.
Girls in the sea? You mean, like, mermaids?
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 05:27:06
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quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
That's also around the time my buddies would come over to play Atari and would wonder why we were one chair shorter than the week before.
"Why do I have to sit on the floor all of a sudden? What about the bean bag chair?"
"Oo, uh... That's not for sitting anymore."
"What? Too bad, I'm sitting in it. Uh, why are their titties drawn on here with a Sharpie?!"
"Ssshhh. Less talkie, more Pac Man. You know you can always go home and play your Collecovision if you want"
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Whiskey Militia - http://www.whiskeymilitia.com/?cmp_id=EM_DLY6001&mv_pc=r240
Colecovision was much better than Atari.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 06:03:27
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Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Oh sorry.
When loves got you down just remember, there's always your mom's old Cosmo?
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Whiskey Militia - http://www.whiskeymilitia.com/?cmp_id=EM_DLY6001&mv_pc=r240
Or floop's mom.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 11:01:24
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Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
quote:
Originally posted by s_wrenn
ARE YOU SAYING YOU FUCKED A BEANBAG CHAIR?
When Dave Attell says his midget friend was late to work at the chocolate factory because it was raining he had to swim a puddle do you question if it really happened, or do you know enough to laugh?
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Whiskey Militia - http://www.whiskeymilitia.com/?cmp_id=EM_DLY6001&mv_pc=r240
Oh, no, i meant had Cohen fucked a beanbag chair.
But, hey! Maybe you guys know the same beanbag chair, right?
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 11:13:20
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I heard he dresses them up as Kathy Bates, then he jumps through a window and gets to work
Don't tell anyone i said that though
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 14:54:24
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Aah, Er... Huh?
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 15:34:35
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That's a lame insinuation, KOK and Sean. I do not fuck beanbag chairs. At least not anymore. I'm older and more sophisticated now, so I fuck ottomans. Look at this baby:
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 16:22:43
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I lost my virginity to my couch one lonely, experimental, teenage afternoon when I had the house to myself.
Her name was Sofia.
She had nice pillows.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2007 : 08:22:58
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Loren? Coppola?
Anyone for knob Marmite? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2007 : 08:46:12
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Carl....
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2007 : 08:47:59
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Or the Bulgarian city?
Anyone for knob Marmite? |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 10/24/2007 : 15:21:23
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Originally posted by jimmy
I'm sorry to hear about the girl, mr.bdh, I can't say I know what you're going through because I've never been rejected, but I know what it's like to meet someone that you think is nice and then have them disappoint you. I'm done with foreign girls.
Anyway, you need to get a girl, even if it's just for one night.
my friend posted MORE NEW paintings at http://myspace.com/landspeedsong
jimmy, sorry i said you weren't my favorite forum member. i've reconsidered things and i've given up on goatfucker. he's such a goatfucker.
Every thought a ricochet...
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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Love <3
