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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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 Posted - 07/17/2006 : 05:49:34
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Hatebeak
http://www.reptilianrecords.com/reptilian/hatebeek.html
"Face-crushing guitars, head-pounding drums, bass so low you'll vacate your bowels, and vocals so scorching, so extreme they simply can't be human! They're not. This death metal outfit with a parrot for a singer makes trashes the pathetic birdfeeder you call the metal underground!
That's correct, a parrot for a singer, savaging you with feathers of razored steel! This is not Jimmy Buffet's parrot - be warned! Try as one might, they will not escape the claw; nothing can dodge the talons of hate!! These three songs are an ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY beak in the ass of all things sacred in the underground. The holiest shrines of metal and hardcore seriousness are duly trashed, burned, laid to waste, smeared in Avian excrement. The pecking order has been established! For the last time, it really is a parrot, not the loser from Six Feet Under.
Groundbreaking, nest-crushing, egg-shattering! You can run, but you can't fly."
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 07/17/2006 : 05:59:17
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<<We can tell he likes metal because he stands on one leg when he's happy.>>
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 07/17/2006 : 08:53:44
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Totally unoriginal. They're just parroting other bands. ;)
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *
Uzbekistan
1013 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 21:38:01
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AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrgghhhhhh!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/18/2006 : 14:39:43
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The link doesn't work for me.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 10:22:48
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Now it does sadly.
What a shame the music is absolute dross!
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Best Frontman ever
