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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
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Posted - 06/07/2006 :  17:46:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I don't know if this has been done before but it goes something like this:

I'll give an opening line to a story, the next person will post 5 words to add on to that line, then the next person does the same after that, etc.

E.G.
"I was down town at..."
"...a monkey chewing festival. It..."
"...was my last bag of..."

You get the idea.
The story doesn't have to make sense or anything. It just goes on and on.



Okay, first line:

There were two old women...


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Little Black Francis
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3648 Posts

Posted - 06/07/2006 :  20:36:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
There were two old women...



who were both drunk sluts


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/07/2006 :  21:20:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea




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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7443 Posts

Posted - 06/07/2006 :  23:54:36  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
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Denis

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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2006 :  02:51:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old...

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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2006 :  07:21:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet...

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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
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Posted - 06/08/2006 :  07:33:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would...

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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2006 :  08:33:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's...
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vilainde
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Niue
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Posted - 06/08/2006 :  08:39:09  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and...


Denis

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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2006 :  09:21:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese)...

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2006 :  10:55:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow...


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Thomas
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1615 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2006 :  11:39:21  Show Profile  Click to see Thomas's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a...


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Broken Face
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USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2006 :  11:45:37  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops...

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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2006 :  13:27:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for...

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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2006 :  13:40:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of

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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2006 :  17:34:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent...


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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2006 :  17:35:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a...

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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1222 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2006 :  17:45:14  Show Profile  Visit misleadtheworld's Homepage  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine...



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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2006 :  04:42:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life...


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tisasawath
= Cult of Ray =

Wallis and Futuna Islands
783 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2006 :  06:16:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded...

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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2006 :  09:31:18  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women...



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2006 :  10:40:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a...

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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2006 :  14:22:15  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got...



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2006 :  15:53:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named...

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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1887 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2006 :  17:30:26  Show Profile  Visit ObfuscateByWill's Homepage  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse).

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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2006 :  18:14:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge.

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2006 :  18:43:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge.

Then they bought Breeders' CDs.


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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 06/10/2006 :  02:33:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them...


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/10/2006 :  05:05:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed.


I’m the only one who can say that this light is mine
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 06/10/2006 :  06:14:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing.

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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 06/12/2006 :  05:50:10  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise...


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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1222 Posts

Posted - 06/12/2006 :  06:29:13  Show Profile  Visit misleadtheworld's Homepage  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen...



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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7443 Posts

Posted - 06/12/2006 :  06:41:22  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay...


Denis

I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath!
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1222 Posts

Posted - 06/12/2006 :  07:05:33  Show Profile  Visit misleadtheworld's Homepage  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match.



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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 06/12/2006 :  10:38:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared.


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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 06/12/2006 :  10:44:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said hello i'm a

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