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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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 Posted - 06/12/2006 : 10:46:15
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today?
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2006 : 12:33:16
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy...
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2006 : 12:38:56
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?!
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2006 : 12:48:05
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty...
http://myspace.com/seanwrenn |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2006 : 12:58:15
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me....
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2006 : 13:02:44
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes...
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2006 : 13:30:23
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said...
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2006 : 13:33:31
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!"
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 04:42:16
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!"...
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 04:47:31
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out...
http://myspace.com/seanwrenn |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 11:48:31
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing...
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 11:57:48
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack.
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 12:23:14
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the...
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edbanky
= Cult of Ray =
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
388 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 12:25:17
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 15:49:11
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near...
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 17:39:18
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near Riker's Island's new McDonald's restaurant....
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 17:49:00
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near Riker's Island's new McDonald's restaurant. Ronald McDonald was sitting at...
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 18:11:45
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| There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near Riker's Island's new McDonald's restaurant. Ronald McDonald was sitting at...owns table stareing at whats cooking wishing it was food instead of what was looking... |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2006 : 13:41:54
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near Riker's Island's new McDonald's restaurant. Ronald McDonald was sitting at...owns table stareing at whats cooking wishing it was food instead of what was looking like leftover rancid slug butter...
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2006 : 14:05:48
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near Riker's Island's new McDonald's restaurant. Ronald McDonald was sitting at...owns table stareing at whats cooking wishing it was food instead of what was looking like leftover rancid slug butter. RTSH sensed Ronald's despair and...
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2006 : 14:12:22
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near Riker's Island's new McDonald's restaurant. Ronald McDonald was sitting at...owns table stareing at whats cooking wishing it was food instead of what was looking like leftover rancid slug butter. RTSH sensed Ronald's despair and whipped up a cookie batch...
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2006 : 16:00:01
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near Riker's Island's new McDonald's restaurant. Ronald McDonald was sitting at...owns table stareing at whats cooking wishing it was food instead of what was looking like leftover rancid slug butter. RTSH sensed Ronald's despair and whipped up a cookie batch with a secret ingredient of...
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2006 : 19:16:21
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near Riker's Island's new McDonald's restaurant. Ronald McDonald was sitting at...owns table stareing at whats cooking wishing it was food instead of what was looking like leftover rancid slug butter. RTSH sensed Ronald's despair and whipped up a cookie batch with a secret ingredient of oregano. The cookies tasted like...
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2006 : 19:41:32
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| There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near Riker's Island's new McDonald's restaurant. Ronald McDonald was sitting at...owns table stareing at whats cooking wishing it was food instead of what was looking like leftover rancid slug butter. RTSH sensed Ronald's despair and whipped up a cookie batch with a secret ingredient of oregano. The cookies tasted like cacao pizza with a hint of slug butter and when washed down with a glass of... |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2006 : 23:20:00
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near Riker's Island's new McDonald's restaurant. Ronald McDonald was sitting at...owns table stareing at whats cooking wishing it was food instead of what was looking like leftover rancid slug butter. RTSH sensed Ronald's despair and whipped up a cookie batch with a secret ingredient of oregano. The cookies tasted like cacao pizza with a hint of slug butter and when washed down with a glass of vintage fermented buttermilk and rum...
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2006 : 03:28:22
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near Riker's Island's new McDonald's restaurant. Ronald McDonald was sitting at...owns table stareing at whats cooking wishing it was food instead of what was looking like leftover rancid slug butter. RTSH sensed Ronald's despair and whipped up a cookie batch with a secret ingredient of oregano. The cookies tasted like cacao pizza with a hint of slug butter and when washed down with a glass of vintage fermented buttermilk and rum made for a powerful aphrodisiac...
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tisasawath
= Cult of Ray =
Wallis and Futuna Islands
783 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2006 : 05:35:38
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near Riker's Island's new McDonald's restaurant. Ronald McDonald was sitting at...owns table stareing at whats cooking wishing it was food instead of what was looking like leftover rancid slug butter. RTSH sensed Ronald's despair and whipped up a cookie batch with a secret ingredient of oregano. The cookies tasted like cacao pizza with a hint of slug butter and when washed down with a glass of vintage fermented buttermilk and rum made for a powerful aphrodisiac with purgative side effects, resulting...
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2006 : 05:42:29
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near Riker's Island's new McDonald's restaurant. Ronald McDonald was sitting at...owns table stareing at whats cooking wishing it was food instead of what was looking like leftover rancid slug butter. RTSH sensed Ronald's despair and whipped up a cookie batch with a secret ingredient of oregano. The cookies tasted like cacao pizza with a hint of slug butter and when washed down with a glass of vintage fermented buttermilk and rum made for a powerful aphrodisiac with purgative side effects, resulting in both a hard-on and...
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2006 : 07:51:34
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near Riker's Island's new McDonald's restaurant. Ronald McDonald was sitting at...owns table stareing at whats cooking wishing it was food instead of what was looking like leftover rancid slug butter. RTSH sensed Ronald's despair and whipped up a cookie batch with a secret ingredient of oregano. The cookies tasted like cacao pizza with a hint of slug butter and when washed down with a glass of vintage fermented buttermilk and rum made for a powerful aphrodisiac with purgative side effects, resulting in both a hard-on and shrivelled little peacan-sized balls...
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2006 : 08:07:49
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near Riker's Island's new McDonald's restaurant. Ronald McDonald was sitting at...owns table stareing at whats cooking wishing it was food instead of what was looking like leftover rancid slug butter. RTSH sensed Ronald's despair and whipped up a cookie batch with a secret ingredient of oregano. The cookies tasted like cacao pizza with a hint of slug butter and when washed down with a glass of vintage fermented buttermilk and rum made for a powerful aphrodisiac with purgative side effects, resulting in both a hard-on and shrivelled little peacan-sized balls, they were deemed ready for...
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2006 : 14:02:41
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near Riker's Island's new McDonald's restaurant. Ronald McDonald was sitting at...owns table stareing at whats cooking wishing it was food instead of what was looking like leftover rancid slug butter. RTSH sensed Ronald's despair and whipped up a cookie batch with a secret ingredient of oregano. The cookies tasted like cacao pizza with a hint of slug butter and when washed down with a glass of vintage fermented buttermilk and rum made for a powerful aphrodisiac with purgative side effects, resulting in both a hard-on and shrivelled little peacan-sized balls, they were deemed ready for a Go-Go's reunion tour featuring...
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2006 : 14:08:36
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near Riker's Island's new McDonald's restaurant. Ronald McDonald was sitting at...owns table stareing at whats cooking wishing it was food instead of what was looking like leftover rancid slug butter. RTSH sensed Ronald's despair and whipped up a cookie batch with a secret ingredient of oregano. The cookies tasted like cacao pizza with a hint of slug butter and when washed down with a glass of vintage fermented buttermilk and rum made for a powerful aphrodisiac with purgative side effects, resulting in both a hard-on and shrivelled little peacan-sized balls, they were deemed ready for a Go-Go's reunion tour featuring Bill Gates cheap cardigan collection...
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2006 : 14:29:10
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near Riker's Island's new McDonald's restaurant. Ronald McDonald was sitting at...owns table stareing at whats cooking wishing it was food instead of what was looking like leftover rancid slug butter. RTSH sensed Ronald's despair and whipped up a cookie batch with a secret ingredient of oregano. The cookies tasted like cacao pizza with a hint of slug butter and when washed down with a glass of vintage fermented buttermilk and rum made for a powerful aphrodisiac with purgative side effects, resulting in both a hard-on and shrivelled little peacan-sized balls, they were deemed ready for a Go-Go's reunion tour featuring Bill Gates cheap cardigan collection and the Prime Minister of Norway.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2006 : 14:45:51
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near Riker's Island's new McDonald's restaurant. Ronald McDonald was sitting at...owns table stareing at whats cooking wishing it was food instead of what was looking like leftover rancid slug butter. RTSH sensed Ronald's despair and whipped up a cookie batch with a secret ingredient of oregano. The cookies tasted like cacao pizza with a hint of slug butter and when washed down with a glass of vintage fermented buttermilk and rum made for a powerful aphrodisiac with purgative side effects, resulting in both a hard-on and shrivelled little peacan-sized balls, they were deemed ready for a Go-Go's reunion tour featuring Bill Gates cheap cardigan collection and the Prime Minister of Norway. "Big-ass tit-tays" cried the Prime...
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 06/16/2006 : 15:11:23
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There were two old women, who were both drunk sluts, with missing teeth and ghonorrea, and they were related to, the popes 20 year old varnished antique mahaogany drinks cabinet. At the vatican they would exchange stories about the pope's secret conversion to Islam and snort "cheeseballs" (cocaine and cheese), like there was no tomorrow or until they got a wicked case of the poops. They loved male hookers for a while, but bored of penis, they decided to invent the "cock-o-matic" it was a machine that made cockerels. Imagine all the people, living life like a comatose, ego loaded, venomous horned lizard. The women were planning on getting a dog, but instead they got a large hermaphrodite parrot named RTSH (Ride That Sexy Horse). They regretted the LSD binge. Then they bought Breeders' CDs. As they listened to them they smoked some good weed. They giggled merrily at nothing. But then, BAM, a noise. It was RTSH! He'd fallen asleep watching the England-Paraguay parody of a football match. Just then, a sasquatch appeared. He said "hello i'm a sasquatch, how are doing, today? Would you like to buy some holiday footage of me?! It's full of really dirty, grainy, blurred scenes of me licking stamps off my wifes right ear." The parrot said "That's not your wife, cheat!". "That's your penis, you sicko!". Startled, the sasquatch whipped out his puddin' and started dancing like a motherfucker on crack. Steeley Dan blared from the open window of a pickup basketball game being played near Riker's Island's new McDonald's restaurant. Ronald McDonald was sitting at...owns table stareing at whats cooking wishing it was food instead of what was looking like leftover rancid slug butter. RTSH sensed Ronald's despair and whipped up a cookie batch with a secret ingredient of oregano. The cookies tasted like cacao pizza with a hint of slug butter and when washed down with a glass of vintage fermented buttermilk and rum made for a powerful aphrodisiac with purgative side effects, resulting in both a hard-on and shrivelled little peacan-sized balls, they were deemed ready for a Go-Go's reunion tour featuring Bill Gates cheap cardigan collection and the Prime Minister of Norway. "Big-ass tit-tays" cried the Prime star Uma Thurman to Luis Bunuel....
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