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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/06/2006 :  16:40:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Tom Cruise says a lot crazy shit. Look at this gif of quotes from
http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/


WHOA!
It interests me to see a lot of people put his antics down to things like his fame, his money, his religion, stress, etc.
But what do you think? Is the "Cruiser" (I can't believe i just typed that) really crazy? Or to put it in the words of Ol' Dirty Bastard, is he "psycho-killer Norman Bates".

Hey! Even i jumped on the band wagon. Check out my Tom Cruise and
Katie Holmes Parody at
http://myspace.com/seanwrenn
"TOMKAT from the black lodge"
Keep in mind this parody was way funnier in my head. I don't really think it's funny myself cos i make for a crap Katie Holmes.

And remember:


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/click_online/4977134.stm

Edited by - s_wrenn on 05/09/2006 17:05:23

a guy in a rover
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
535 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2006 :  03:52:51  Show Profile  Click to see a guy in a rover's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Tom Cruise is one of the most reprehensible human beings alive today.
Given the chance, I would snap his neck, beat him for a prolonged period with a baseball bat, shoot him in the face and then piss on his corpse whilst cackling wildly.



A pig or a goat well, they wouldn’t let you be mistreated

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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2006 :  04:21:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
As long as you'd wash your hands afterwards.
Hygiene fights bacteria kids!


Anyone else??

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/click_online/4977134.stm
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17122 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2006 :  05:22:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by a guy in a rover

Tom Cruise is one of the most reprehensible human beings alive today.
Given the chance, I would snap his neck, beat him for a prolonged period with a baseball bat, shoot him in the face and then piss on his corpse whilst cackling wildly.



A pig or a goat well, they wouldn’t let you be mistreated





Excellent, thanks Guy.

OK, who's next?

OK you. Please stand up and tell everybody your name and why you are here.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2006 :  06:01:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote




"TOMKAT from the black lodge" at http://myspace.com/seanwrenn

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/click_online/4977134.stm

Edited by - s_wrenn on 05/07/2006 06:02:27
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ScottP
= Cult of Ray =

USA
618 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2006 :  10:27:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I guess you can't blame a guy for finally going nuts after doing the Hollywood thing for soooo long. He has gone ape wire. There's no doubt. What's disturbing is his reluctance to admit it. Lately, whenever he is asked about his recent behavior he pulls out that big fuckin stupid grin and/or laugh and says he couldn't be happier and more confident with his latest remarks. Wha? Who is keeping an eye on this guy? The Church Of Scientology can't be too happy with him either. He just made all of them look even more nuts than they already do.

Hell, I don't know. I kinda liked some of the movies he was in. If he could have just done and said what his publisist told him to do and say (like he has for the last 25 years) instead of relying on his own judgement, he wouldn't look like such an assclown today.

I guess what bothers me the most about Tom Cruise is the fact he won't say he fucked up. That bugs the shit out of me. President Bush is just as big of a fuck up as TC and he won't admit it either. Even though both of their approval ratings break new low records daily, the smug fucks sit there and pretend like nothing is wrong.

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2006 :  10:33:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i heard that his previous publicist managed to control him and hide the fact that he's totally crazy. but now he's replaced her and all hell is breaking loose




"I don't have any money to buy new clothes and if they paid me to get some I'd probably buy more hoodies." - Mark Wainfur

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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7373 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2006 :  10:59:31  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
... but I like his movies


Denis

I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath!
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2006 :  11:37:00  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote


the problem is, a lot of people get upset when they see someone really happy. A lot of people are miserable and are suspicious of happiness.

on the other hand, TC is pretty obnoxious, and a lot of his "happiness" borders on hysteria.

the truth is, soon all of his "I'm so in love" feelings are going to wear of, and he's put himself in the position where he'll have to fake it rather than admit that he went overboard.

"Ye are my friends, if ye do whatsoever I command you." JOHN 15:14
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2006 :  11:44:50  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote


Mtv has a show called "Made" where high school kids, with the help of a trainer, accomplish some strange goal they have, like being a hip hop artist or ballerina.
one kid wanted to be a freestyler, and it happens that his father wrote that song (won't you take me to) funkytown.

that show is ok, but depressing, as it reminds me of high school, and all the times I saw it I was going through withdrawl ( which makes me very sad and sentimental ).

"Sweet 16" is a good show, especially the episode with a guy named Hart, who has this rich, prissy, trying-too-hard-to-appear-young-and-cool father.

"Room Raiders" is the best though- I could watch it all day. It's a little fake and scripted, but not as bad as "Next", and especially "Date My Mom".

"Ye are my friends, if ye do whatsoever I command you." JOHN 15:14
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fbc
-= Modulator =-

United Kingdom
4903 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2006 :  12:04:19  Show Profile  Visit fbc's Homepage  Reply with Quote
little man syndrome makes folk act c-razy

it's not all bad, though. small man, big dick!
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5432 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2006 :  16:05:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

i heard that his previous publicist managed to control him and hide the fact that he's totally crazy. but now he's replaced her and all hell is breaking loose




"I don't have any money to buy new clothes and if they paid me to get some I'd probably buy more hoodies." - Mark Wainfur




Was it his sister he fired? I remember thinking something weird has to be going on when you fire your sister.

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Working on the T.V. show Emergency! was particularly nice because I was working with a real pro “Randy Mantooth” - Dick Van Patten
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2006 :  16:27:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Buddy cop movie: George Bush and Tom Cruise come out of retirement for one last freak out, with hilarious results!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/click_online/4977134.stm
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2006 :  16:43:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Will people who hate him still go see MI:III? After all when MI:II and MI:I came out he wasn't as crazy as he was now.


"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"


TOMKAT From The Black Lodge at:
http://myspace.com/seanwrenn
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2006 :  17:13:47  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote

Maybe I'm being petty- it's just a prop and I'm sure Oprah's got a storage room full of them, but...isn't it rude to go somewhere and jump on someone's couch with your shoes on.

It's like he thinks the whole world revolves around how happy and in love he is- "We're so happy!! I love this woman!!"

When they want to promote a movie they're everywhere, TV, magazines, giving interviews and releaving private stories to get extra attention.
But other than that, they want everyone to "respect their privacy" and seemed shocked that people follow them around with cameras.

People like Jennifer Aniston bug me- she'll show her ass on the cover of Rolling Stone, and tell private information about someone who used to be her husband in Vanity Fair, and then complain about the press invading her private life.

They have no concept of modesty or discretion, but then they're mad when they get more attention than they want.

"Ye are my friends, if ye do whatsoever I command you." JOHN 15:14

Edited by - jimmy on 05/08/2006 13:45:55
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2006 :  17:27:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote








"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"


TOMKAT From The Black Lodge at:
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ScottP
= Cult of Ray =

USA
618 Posts

Posted - 05/07/2006 :  20:33:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Rick James did it to Eddie Murphy's couch. Everybody loves Rick James, bitch.

I won't go see MI:III. Not because shit for brains Tom Cruise is in it, though. I already own the five best Hollywood made movies on the planet:

Office Space
The Big Lebowski
Pulp Fiction
Fargo
Tommy Boy

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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/08/2006 :  03:10:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Rick James: “Why would I put my feet up on Eddie Murphy’s couch *pause* Yeah I remember putting my feet on his couch”




"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"


TOMKAT From The Black Lodge at:
http://myspace.com/seanwrenn
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/08/2006 :  10:03:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Here's a little something i spent a whole 5 minutes doing:










"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"


TOMKAT From The Black Lodge at:
http://myspace.com/seanwrenn

Edited by - s_wrenn on 05/08/2006 11:47:57
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PeterD
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20 Posts

Posted - 05/10/2006 :  02:14:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I quite like him, tend to not read tabloids or tabloid tv so dont see him doing stuff that is considered a little bonkers. Like his films and think he is a releatively nice bloke, he hasnt ate any swans or anything.
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/10/2006 :  05:38:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Swans. That would be weird.


Truck Driver: Man, I could really go for some poon tang right now.
Butters: Yeah, I could sure go for some pudding right now, too.



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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-

France
2715 Posts

Posted - 05/10/2006 :  05:54:21  Show Profile  Visit Frog in the Sand's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by s_wrenn

Here's a little something i spent a whole 5 minutes doing:





LOL

I can't stand that guy. I can't.


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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/10/2006 :  06:03:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Apparently Toms best album.
Featuring such songs as:
>Smack my Scientology up.
>Softly softly birthy baby.
>I'd cut myself and bleed all over Oprah's sofa if you left me Katie (An ode)
>Crazy (Cover)
>Enter Sandman (Cover)
>And his current single: Blurbadurb BANG! BANG! KAROOOOOOOOOOOO! I FUCKING LOVE YOU!



Truck Driver: Man, I could really go for some poon tang right now.
Butters: Yeah, I could sure go for some pudding right now, too.



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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/10/2006 :  12:01:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm going to create a short video promo for Madman/Crazyman. I'll put it on myspace when it's done.


Truck Driver: Man, I could really go for some poon tang right now.
Butters: Yeah, I could sure go for some pudding right now, too.



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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/11/2006 :  10:22:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I just saw MI:III. The cinema was completely empty which is always nice (2pm pre-summer weekdays rock)
The movie was just another MI rehash, with such a jammy ending. But if you liked the other two, you'll like this.
But you have to hand it to Tom Cruise for doing all his own stunts. Some of the looked pretty painful. I suppose being crazy drives you to doing things like having a Land Rover come within 10" of your head. I especially liked the part where he had to run along a Shanghai river at top speed. It was done in one continous shot and looked pretty nackering.
So well done Tom for being your own rag doll.
Your still nuts though.


Truck Driver: Man, I could really go for some poon tang right now.
Butters: Yeah, I could sure go for some pudding right now, too.



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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11563 Posts

Posted - 05/11/2006 :  10:47:09  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Well, MI3 was a big improvement from 2 (faint praise) and still a let down from one. A decent action movie's all.

I like the cinema packed, personally. So long as people aren't idiots and/or talking/phoning/etc.

Oh, and could you please size down your sig? One part or the other, we try to keep it clean here and readable, and big sigs don't help. Thanks.


"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1738 Posts

Posted - 05/11/2006 :  11:49:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah, I had a ridiculously big, offensive signature and look what happened to me;)

I agree about Tom Cruise. I liked his infamous episode at which he went off on the British Channel 4 squirting him in the face with water at the "War of the Worlds" premier. He thoroughly chastised the guy and came off looking like a complete ass.


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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/11/2006 :  13:08:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There's a cinema near me with really bad air conditioning system. It starts to rattle and hum (no U2 pun inteaded) during screenings.



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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11563 Posts

Posted - 05/11/2006 :  14:36:57  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Thanks.


"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 05/11/2006 :  15:00:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by glacial906

I liked his infamous episode at which he went off on the British Channel 4 squirting him in the face with water at the "War of the Worlds" premier. He thoroughly chastised the guy and came off looking like a complete ass.



I thought he handled that quite well. In the video I saw, he remained calm and told the squirter he was rude. What do you think he should have done differently?
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11563 Posts

Posted - 05/11/2006 :  15:16:09  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Found a bucket/bottle of water and reciprocated. Surely those Hollywood stars can't go dehydrated and the red carpet is lined with bottled/bucketed water?


"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 05/11/2006 :  16:03:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I've got it. He could have pulled out his Sean Penn piss-filled water pistol and squirted the guy. Now that would have made an interesting news story!



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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1738 Posts

Posted - 05/11/2006 :  16:16:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BLT


I thought he handled that quite well. In the video I saw, he remained calm and told the squirter he was rude. What do you think he should have done differently?




To start with, he might not have had them arrested, even though I hear the charges didn't stick. I'm sure if he hadn't been so offended, security guards probaby wouldn't have taken the prankster into their custody. And, apparently the same thing had been done to Sharon Osbourne previously and she had retaliated by dousing the Channel 4 guys back with a bucket of water, which to me is a lot more gracious and classy than calling someone a "jerk" repeatedly and having them removed by security. This type of prank is a lot less serious than half the shit they pull on "Pranked."


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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/11/2006 :  16:33:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I was a little disapointed not to see Ricky Gervais in MI:III after all the talk i heard about it.
I'm guessing Simon Pegg got his part. Which was one of the highlights of the movie.

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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/11/2006 :  16:44:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Here's something to think about:
Who do you think is less crazy, Tom Cruise or Michael Jackson?

Would you trust this man?


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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1738 Posts

Posted - 05/11/2006 :  17:00:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
They are both crazy in their own rights, but I think Michael wins the craziness trophy. However, I can't imagine Michael Jackson becoming physically violent like I could Tom Cruise.


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