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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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 Posted - 04/29/2006 : 18:21:51
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I never told anyone this, but I'm actually the despotic leader of a small, third-world country, and I'm currently on trial for terrible crimes against humanity!
Just though you might like to know.
 Okay, you can lock this now...
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 04/29/2006 : 18:26:24
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How timely, Carl. Yesterday, as part of my Canadian immigration process, I had to sign papers saying I have never participated in a war crime or genocide.
Though I do like the song Violet.
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/29/2006 : 18:40:20
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What were your crimes against humanity? Terrible late night jocularity? Guilty, Carl!
I had to do that for my Canadian immigration too, I think.
I think I was also verbally asked whether I harboured any radioactive material or if I had in excess of $30,000 on my person.
Both a 'no', incase you were wondering.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 04/29/2006 : 18:47:47
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Not to derail a young thread but where did you immigrate to in Canada and from where, mislead? I thought you were in the UK.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2006 : 19:34:35
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Originally posted by kathryn
How timely, Carl. Yesterday, as part of my Canadian immigration process, I had to sign papers saying I have never participated in a war crime or genocide.
 Really?! That's...ridiculous.
BTW, Kathryn, please feel free to derail this thread!!
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 04/29/2006 : 20:28:30
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war crimes eh? there was a march down main street on this beautiful day i crossed the street like frogger to and from erans working on a weekend.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/30/2006 : 12:30:56
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On the wacky baccy again Carl?
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/30/2006 : 14:40:34
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I don't smoke it, so I don't even have that excuse. I'm on a natural high. Nurse...
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/30/2006 : 16:36:30
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Originally posted by kathryn
Not to derail a young thread but where did you immigrate to in Canada and from where, mislead? I thought you were in the UK.
I'm supposed to be emigrating to Ontario (Huntsville/Barrie kind of area, to be mildly exact) but I won't be going for a couple of years yet. I'm living in London (UK) now, finishing off university and whatnot. Where are you emigrating to and from?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/30/2006 : 16:38:20
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Why are you emigrating there Tom?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/30/2006 : 19:04:23
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Originally posted by misleadtheworld
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Originally posted by kathryn
Not to derail a young thread but where did you immigrate to in Canada and from where, mislead? I thought you were in the UK.
I'm supposed to be emigrating to Ontario (Huntsville/Barrie kind of area, to be mildly exact) but I won't be going for a couple of years yet. I'm living in London (UK) now, finishing off university and whatnot. Where are you emigrating to and from?
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From The Land of Bush and Cheney to lovely, lovely Montreal. Homers is all kinds of jealous.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/30/2006 : 21:43:46
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Yeah, but Homers lives in The Land Of Blair!
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2006 : 03:07:22
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Why are you emigrating there Tom?
My parents live there actually, and as part of their immigration application I got residency too, which is nice. So I don't HAVE to go, but I don't HAVE to stay here either. In fact I can go back and forth between Canada and the EU to live and work and all that.... Which is nice. Might come in handy one day.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2006 : 04:27:37
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Will you marry me Tom?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 05/01/2006 : 04:40:48
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Will you adopt me Tom?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2006 : 06:36:48
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And we can all move to Montreal!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2006 : 08:31:18
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Homers, did I mention that Melissa Auf der Maur lives in the next nebe over from where I do?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2006 : 08:45:19
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Oh boy, it is possible to be more envious after all.
Nebe?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 05/01/2006 : 08:58:15
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I thought that's what the hip kids call "neighborhoods." Yah, so she's over in the trendy Plateau area. My friends bump into her from time to time but I have yet to have a sighting. I'll let you know when I do. You can stalk her when you come visit and sleep in the guest bedroom under the framed b+w of Kim "Future Mrs. Churchouse" Deal.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2006 : 09:02:08
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Is it free board?
Does Mr W K live with her there? I guess you'd be able to hear his parties if he did. After all, he does like to party hard!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 05/01/2006 : 09:05:23
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Is it free board?
only if you spin a dj night at the local hipster club
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Does Mr W K live with her there? I guess you'd be able to hear his parties if he did. After all, he does like to party hard!
you lost me. mr. w k?
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
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Posted - 05/01/2006 : 09:43:49
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2006 : 09:48:00
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They were a 'couple'. No idea if they still are or not though.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2006 : 09:56:00
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'okay'
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2006 : 16:52:17
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They were a couple?! A couple of what?!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2006 : 04:46:21
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Right muppets!
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I've been indited for war crimes!
