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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
 Posted - 04/27/2006 : 02:20:09
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Ziggy
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
2411 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2006 : 02:56:58
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2006 : 03:51:11
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Who?
"The arc of triumph" |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2006 : 04:03:51
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Bless, aren't you young?
There's already been a round of Happy Birthday in the office.
 I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2006 : 04:08:43
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Yes, I am only sixteen which often means I don't know who people are when they are being discussed on the forum. Especially the oldies.
Thank God for wikipedia! He's an actor, right?
[EDIT] - God isn't an actor, I mean this guy is the actor ;)
"The arc of triumph" |
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *
Uzbekistan
1013 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2006 : 07:42:17
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TRANSCRIPT:
:WAITING
SPACE GHOST:(TO HIMSELF) Ah, let's see... ohhh, my thighs ache... (TO CAMERA) Oh dear.
(OPENING THEME MUSIC & TITLES)
SPACE GHOST:(INVISOS IN) Greetings, I'm Space Ghost!
ZORAK:Big whoop.
SPACE GHOST:Tonight, we present a special theme show, an all-star spectacular tribute to Women In the Entertainment Industry. (fanfare music in background) Our special guest women are "Nanny" Fran Drescher, that "Hello Dolly" herself Carol Channing, and horror rock and roll riot girl Alice Cooper. (ASIDE TO AUDIENCE) It was my idea!
ZORAK:My idea was much better! (LIGHT BULB APPEARS ABOVE HIS HEAD)
SPACE GHOST:I told you, Zorak, we're not doing a musical tribute to Jack Klugman.
ZORAK:(LIGHT BULB DISAPPEARS) But Klugman is terrific, Klugman is dynamite, Klugman is ... Klugman!
SPACE GHOST:Enough, Zorak! (QUIETLY) Didn't I give up on us appearing in women's clothing?
ZORAK:Ugh! You bloody fool!
SPACE GHOST:Sore loser!
ZORAK:British imperialist swine!
SPACE GHOST:Tax and spend Democrat!
ZORAK:Jive turkey!
SPACE GHOST:Big baby! Baby mantis!
ZORAK:(IN BIB, BABY VOICE) Am not!
SPACE GHOST:Anyway, it's my show, so what I say goes. And I say we salute women (FANFARE).
MOLTAR:How about a tribute to...
SPACE GHOST & ZORAK:Shut up!
MOLTAR:Hey, I heard that!
SPACE GHOST:(INVISOS TO DESK) Zorak, that wasn't my patented theme music.
ZORAK:I'm on strike! Stick it to the man! (HOLDING SIGN WHICH SAYS "SPACE GHOST UNFAIR TO EVIL MANTISES LOCAL 251")
SPACE GHOST:Uh uh, Zorak, this is a non-union show.
ZORAK:Tough (COUGH) with your show, you (COUGH COUGH), I'm on strike! (SIGN NOW SAYS "DESTROY ALL TALK SHOWS")
ZORAK:(AT SPACE GHOST'S DESK) Prepare yourselves for Klugman!
ALICE COOPER:Zorak?
ZORAK:Eh, we're short on time here, Alice dear, so chop off your head, or eat a rat, or something, so we can wrap this up.
ALICE COOPER:You know, actually, I've never ever bitten or killed anything on stage.
ZORAK:Okay, Cooper, how much to get rid of you?
ALICE COOPER:Million five, after the show.
ZORAK:Done and done. (CASH REGISTER SOUND)
ALICE COOPER:See ya, creeps.
SPACE GHOST:(STILL OUTSIDE, TALKING IN JOHN WAYNE VOICE) No, Skinny, get away from that fence, Skinny.
ZORAK:Sam! Roll Klugman!
MOLTAR:Okay, Quince! (JACK KLUGMAN IS ON CONTROL ROOM MONITOR)
SPACE GHOST:(STILL OUTSIDE) Please, someone, anyone, tell me this is all just a horrible nightmare.
ZORAK:(JACK KLUGMAN IS ON THE STUDIO MONITOR) No, it's not! Space Ghost's fifteen minutes of lame are up! Let the Klugman revolution begin! (EVIL LAUGH)
ZORAK & MOLTAR:And now, Klugman, Klugman, Klugman, Klugman, Klugman!
 The Cult of Frank : Gimme Gimme Gimme...I Need Some More |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2006 : 12:59:24
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I thought he died already. Well, I guess I'm glad he didn't. He's great in Twilight Zone's "In Praise Of Pip", and in Blake Edward's "The Days Of Wine And Roses". I hated the ODD COUPLE series...not because of Klugman, but I couldn't stand Tony Randal, who, by the way, is dead. Side note: Paul McCartney is strangely beginning to resemble Tony Randal.
Hank the 8th was a duplicated man
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2006 : 14:17:46
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I remember Letterman had a joke about Abe Vigoda's "death" on his NBC show in the late '80s. I think it was during the "Viewer Mail" segment. A viewer asked if Abe was still alive, then the camera panned up to the producer's booth. Next to Hal Gurnee was none other than Abe himself who stated flatly, "I am not dead."
In a related story: Robert Ito (aka "Sam Fujiyama" of Quincy, ME) will be 75 in two short months. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2006 : 16:59:56
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Originally posted by darwin
Abe Vigoda and Jack Klugman are still going strong.
http://www.abevigoda.com/
Ah!! From The Godfather!
A bit of Googling revealed he voices himself in the Godfather game!! And he's in GoodBurger!
Klugman was on Diagnosis:Murder a couple of years back!!
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5448 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2006 : 17:05:19
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| And Barney Miller, of course. |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2007 : 12:38:18
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He's still alive, folks! Happy 85th Birthday, Jack!
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His name is Dalton. He's got a degree in philosophy.
-bRIAN |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2007 : 13:04:31
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This is fantastic news. Happy birthday, Quince.
 "Join the Cult of Bluto and become an abusive prick" |
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1592 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2007 : 13:46:52
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2007 : 15:29:17
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Jack got an ME lined up?
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2007 : 11:52:22
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Horray!! Happy Birthday, Jack (yesterday)!
He has a blog called Klugman's Korner, but it hasn't been updated since Dec 05:
http://jackklugman.mlblogs.com/
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2007 : 12:28:09
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Originally posted by trobrianders
Jack got an ME lined up?
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Ed is the hoo hoo
i was thinking the same thing! 
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2010 : 09:09:21
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HAPPY JACK! BIRTHDAY KLUGMAN! 88 YEARS...still climbing!
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His name is Dalton. He's got a degree in philosophy.
-bRIAN |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7438 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2010 : 09:27:35
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Denis
"Can you hear me? I aint got shit to say." |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2010 : 10:06:45
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quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
Who?
Denis
"Can you hear me? I aint got shit to say."
Apparently he's no Jerry Lewis. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2010 : 10:38:08
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| He just needs another few hours, come on! He'll solve the case! "Quin-cy!" |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2010 : 05:49:00
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Originally posted by Carl
Is it just me or does Jack's finger look like an erect penis with a condom on it? |
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pot
> Teenager of the Year <
Iceland
3909 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2010 : 09:03:03
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2011 : 11:03:16
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Just keeping the tradition going... The Klugman is 89 today!
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2011 : 11:27:44
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK!!! THE MAN IS A LEGEND!!! I feel I have somewhat of a connection as I am currently playing Oscar on stage.
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"I want the guy who did this. I want him. I want him bad........" TJ Hooker
-bRIAN |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/30/2011 : 07:03:14
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"Tell Michael it was only business. I always liked him" :)
quote:
Originally posted by TRANSMARINE
I feel I have somewhat of a connection as I am currently playing Oscar on stage.
Oh right, Trans! Hope that's going well.
BTW, here's a great little Odd Couple blooper selection, hosted by Klugman:
YouTube - Odd Couple - Outtakes from TV Series. |
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Thomas
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1615 Posts |
Posted - 04/30/2011 : 15:36:51
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Aristophanes!!!
"Our Love is Rice and Beans and Horses Lard" |
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pot
> Teenager of the Year <
Iceland
3909 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2012 : 18:10:06
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Jack Klugman is still alive and is now 90 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!
Sorry Jack old boy but we at FramkBlack.net appear to have forgotten your 90th birthday, so happy belated birthday from me on behalf of all.
We got you a special anniversary whisky bottle cork.
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Thomas
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1615 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2012 : 06:30:28
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Aristophanes is ridiculous!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HGyUhRGeuM
One of my favorite episodes of The Odd Couple.
Happy Birthday Jack
"Our Love is Rice and Beans and Horses Lard" |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2012 : 01:29:06
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| You can't kill the Klugman! |
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pot
> Teenager of the Year <
Iceland
3909 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2012 : 01:41:44
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| Yeah but he might die? Eventually.... as far as I know he isn't immortal. But who will they get to do the post-mortem on his cadaver though? |
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Jack Klugman is 84 today!
