With...wait for it... Samuel L Jackson. This is actually going to be the greatest film in the history of cinema - how can it not be? I think it comes out August 18. Apparently the term 'snakes on a plane' has entered popular vocabulary as well, meaning something like 'shit happens.' Is it wrong to be looking forward to this almost as much as Fastman/Raiderman?
"What is going on? I asked for a hot towel But got fucking snakes."
"An assassin with quite a small brain Decided to put snakes on a plane But Sam’s on the job And he’ll fight the whole mob And flush those snakes down the drain "
(this last one can be sung on the music of Violet)