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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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 Posted - 02/03/2006 : 06:38:23
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March Of The Penguins II-The Cull:In which Morgan Freeman curbs the penguin populace by running around the ice with a baseball bat and a shotgun. "To prepare for the roll, I killed some penguins at my local zoo. It required a lot of patience. Patience is a fine thing to learn", said the wise-grandfather-like actor in a sagely voice.
Saw III-You 'Saw' It Comin'!:Gore fans will be disppointed to discover that not a drop of blood is spilled in this poignant meditation on the human condition.
King Kong II-The Real 'Kongs':Documentary feature about Silverback gorillas, with a audience-unfriendly lack of CGI. At least 4 hours long.
Smokestack Mountain:Heath Ledger And Jake Jillandhall reprise there rolls as two gays in the wild west, but decided to get stoned in the hills to forget their woes.
Cheaper By The Dozen III:The wonderful Eugene Levy won't be appearing again. Neither will Steve Martin. Stars Tony Danza.
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 02/03/2006 : 14:59:06
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JFK II: The Wacky Outtakes
"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, morecambe and wise"
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Kirk
= Cult of Ray =
USA
633 Posts |
Posted - 02/04/2006 : 13:58:49
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2006 : 05:13:21
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Originally posted by Carl
March Of The Penguins II-The Cull:In which Morgan Freeman curbs the penguin populace by running around the ice with a baseball bat and a shotgun. "To prepare for the roll, I killed some penguins at my local zoo. It required a lot of patience. Patience is a fine thing to learn", said the wise-grandfather-like actor in a sagely voice.
pas de dutchie!
Is this because of that Irish joke?
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2006 : 06:49:33
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No, but t'be sure, I'm feckin' sick of us Irish been sterotyped as a bunch of feckin' eejits.
pas de dutchie! |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2006 : 06:51:53
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Funny stuff, where's that from?
 "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2006 : 06:53:28
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From me, Dean!
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2006 : 07:17:49
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But... I've met you... you weren't funny enough to come up with that. :P
I even forwarded those to a couple friends. :) I figure the climactic scene from Smokestack Mountain would involve one of the dudes looking at his pot and saying, "I wish I could quit you!"
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2006 : 07:38:01
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Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
But... I've met you... you weren't funny enough to come up with that. :P
I even forwarded those to a couple friends. :) I figure the climactic scene from Smokestack Mountain would involve one of the dudes looking at his pot and saying, "I wish I could quit you!"
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
 Oh no, I'm embarrassed! You're too kind. BTW, I'm filling in for floop. I'll be here all week, ladies and gentlemen.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2006 : 04:24:09
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Originally posted by Carl
No, but t'be sure, I'm feckin' sick of us Irish been sterotyped as a bunch of feckin' eejits.
pas de dutchie!
Then why? WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!
Anything but the penguins!
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2006 : 09:56:07
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 I feel quilty, now.
pas de dutchie! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2006 : 11:44:22
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I forgive you.
The penguins may not.
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
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Posted - 02/09/2006 : 17:47:28
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well considering the nearest movie theatre to me is 650km away......
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2006 : 05:02:18
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I forgive you.
The penguins may not.
Ulp!
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Movies NOT coming to a cinema near you...
