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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
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Posted - 01/22/2006 :  11:16:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This weekend I realized that no matter how desperate things might seem, all I need to do is imagine myself wearing a speedo and I instantly feel better.

Anyone else feels this way?


I will show you fear in a handful of dust

Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1041 Posts

Posted - 01/22/2006 :  11:27:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There are few people that I can imagine in a Speedo that would actually make me feel better, let alone myself.



I tend to think of human beings as huge rubbery test tubes, too, with chemical reactions seething inside
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
639 Posts

Posted - 01/22/2006 :  11:30:52  Show Profile  Visit zub_the_goat's Homepage  Click to see zub_the_goat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

all I need to do is imagine myself wearing a speedo and I instantly feel better.




Is that your way of telling us something/a new cheesy chat up line monsieur?
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 01/22/2006 :  11:37:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by zub_the_goat

quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

all I need to do is imagine myself wearing a speedo and I instantly feel better.




Is that your way of telling us something/a new cheesy chat up line monsieur?



I don't know where you are right now, zub the goat.
I am at my office, it's 9pm and I have plenty of work to do so I probably won't be home before 2am.

Now I just have to imagine my self, at my desk, wearing a speedo, and life seems so much better...



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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 01/22/2006 :  11:51:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I am thinking of posting a picture of myself in a speedo to boost the topic...


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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 01/22/2006 :  15:31:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha, ahem.

Alright! I've been trying to get speedo pics forever,
start the trend adnan.

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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 01/22/2006 :  17:25:53  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Please for the love of Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, no!


"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1041 Posts

Posted - 01/22/2006 :  17:39:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Maybe if a couple of you ladies would kick this off with some bikini shots it would get us guys moving on the fruit smuggler pics.



I tend to think of human beings as huge rubbery test tubes, too, with chemical reactions seething inside
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 01/22/2006 :  18:11:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Forget the speedo. Think boxer briefs. Boxer briefs...a reason to be glad to be alive.


I got some heaven in my head

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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1041 Posts

Posted - 01/22/2006 :  21:00:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You mean these things? These are VERY hot.




I tend to think of human beings as huge rubbery test tubes, too, with chemical reactions seething inside
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2006 :  01:27:25  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
that man has no belly button, it's a crater!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2006 :  05:34:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Speedos are for people with no fashion sense whatsoever. They are laughed at in this country, and rightly so.

That said, if anyone could pull it off, that man may well be Adnan.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2006 :  06:30:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Lets go speedos lets go!

The boys of this forum are all yella!

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Edited by - Carolynanna on 01/23/2006 09:45:48
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2006 :  11:50:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well they often call me Speedo but my real name is Mister Earl (bop-bop-a-diddle-ee).

pas de dutchie!
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2006 :  12:10:15  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Carolyn, you already got to meet Speedom, what more could you want?


"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2006 :  12:53:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank

what more could you want?




His (or your) speedo pic posted....




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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2006 :  13:18:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Nooooooo! No speedo pix. Boxer briefs, yes, speedos no. Speedos baaaad.
Case in point:



Yeah, that's Ahnold.


I got some heaven in my head


Edited by - kathryn on 01/23/2006 13:20:46
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2006 :  14:35:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Actually, I think I better quit while I'm ahead...

Edited by - Carolynanna on 01/23/2006 16:38:37
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2006 :  14:37:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
boxer brief swimwear? sounds gay.


Your mum
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 01/24/2006 :  02:33:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
When you're wearing a speedo you don't really care about what other people think about it.


I will show you fear in a handful of dust
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2674 Posts

Posted - 01/24/2006 :  02:50:42  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Hey visualise yourself wearing a stuffed racoon on your head and a strap-on if thats what it takes to get you through working till 2am.

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Buy your best friend flowers. Buy your lover a beer. Covet thy father. Covet thy neighbour's father. Honour thy lover's beer. Covet thy neighbour's father's wife's sister. Take her to bingo night.
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 01/24/2006 :  04:38:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Why would I wear a strap-on? I like the racoon idea though.


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Edited by - Monsieur on 01/24/2006 04:38:42
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 01/24/2006 :  05:04:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

When you're wearing a speedo you don't really care about what other people think about it.


I will show you fear in a handful of dust



That makes sense.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1734 Posts

Posted - 01/24/2006 :  14:14:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That's the only speedo I know:


* * *
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 01/25/2006 :  05:50:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
If I post my picture in a Speedo, will I be banned from the forum?


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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2674 Posts

Posted - 01/25/2006 :  06:26:09  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *



France
1442 Posts
Posted - 01/24/2006 : 04:38:07
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Why would I wear a strap-on? I like the racoon idea though.



Depends where you wear the strap-on. I´ve just finished reading a book of interviews with David Cronenberg, I think my brain is going to be like this for a while.


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Buy your best friend flowers. Buy your lover a beer. Covet thy father. Covet thy neighbour's father. Honour thy lover's beer. Covet thy neighbour's father's wife's sister. Take her to bingo night.

Edited by - Newo on 01/25/2006 06:26:57
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tacolicker
- FB Fan -

49 Posts

Posted - 01/25/2006 :  07:42:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think the real question you should ask yourself is... why do you fantasize about yourself in a speedo?

you can follow that up with... why did you decide to divulge that on a public messageboard?
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 01/25/2006 :  07:51:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Let me tell you its a whole lot better than his "I'm so bloody intelligent and y'all fall pathetically short of stimulating my psyche..." type threads.

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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 01/25/2006 :  09:06:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i've noticed that french canadians tourists love banana hammocks, you can spot them a mile a way on the beaches down here. heinous.


i hate anyone who doesn't like me.
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 01/25/2006 :  11:35:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Carlyn, you fall pathetically short of stimulating my psyche. But it's ok, I still love you (only slightly less than...)


I will show you fear in a handful of dust
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 01/25/2006 :  11:38:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

Carlyn, you fall pathetically short of stimulating my psyche. But it's ok, I still love you (only slightly less than...)


I will show you fear in a handful of dust



Nothing about Carlyn is pathetic!


I got some heaven in my head

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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 01/25/2006 :  12:05:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

Carlyn, you fall pathetically short of stimulating my psyche. But it's ok, I still love you (only slightly less than...)


I will show you fear in a handful of dust



Yeah yeah yeah, make with the speedo pic.

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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1220 Posts

Posted - 01/25/2006 :  12:39:49  Show Profile  Visit Doog's Homepage  Click to see Doog's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Are we not men? We are SPEEDO

Sorry, wrong thread.

"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, morecambe and wise"
www.myspace.com/doog - www.doog.tk
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Netherlands
6197 Posts

Posted - 01/25/2006 :  13:54:26  Show Profile  Click to see billgoodman's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
nice on Doog


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God save the Noisies
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 01/26/2006 :  06:15:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dayanara



banana hammocks,


i hate anyone who doesn't like me.



Niiiiiiiiiice.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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