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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
 Posted - 12/08/2005 : 19:54:20
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X-mas shopping with the lady today and it got us thinking about our worst ever presents recieved. It is the thought that counts I know, but some just suck through and through. Hers was a DVD of the Elvis movie Kissin' Cousins and mine ironically was the Top Gun soundtrack given to me by a cousin, even though it did have "Playin' with the Boys" by that 80's stud muffin Kenny Loggins.
What were some of your worsts? |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2005 : 20:35:25
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When I was 15, we had a neighbor who gave his wife about a hundred bucks worth of cleaning supplies. Detergent, soap, mop heads, etc.
It's the thought that counts. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2005 : 04:28:13
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Talk about romantic: first Xmas with Mr. Kathryn he gave me a frying pan. I never cooked in it. Gave it away soon after.
I got some heaven in my head
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2005 : 05:06:21
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I got a lousy saviour of the world one year. Doesn't even work!
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
907 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2005 : 05:52:18
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Halloween candy!
Countercultivating Midnights
This world's a fuckin' stripmall! |
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Domestiques
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
503 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2005 : 06:14:03
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when I was 15 my sister bought me a go west album, as I sat there in my ramones t-shirt opening it, I recall looking up, a horrified look on my face and saying do you not know me at all!
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All I know there was humous. |
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2005 : 06:18:35
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quote:
Originally posted by BLT
When I was 15, we had a neighbor who gave his wife about a hundred bucks worth of cleaning supplies. Detergent, soap, mop heads, etc.
Shocking.
I'm sure he could have bought all that for less than 50 bucks.
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"In the magnificent fierce morning of New Mexico, one sprang awake, a new part of the soul woke up suddenly and the old world gave way to the new." - D. H. Lawrence
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2005 : 06:22:50
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I got a lump of shit one year. No, not really.
 "Join the Honeycult!"
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2005 : 08:20:06
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quote:
Originally posted by Frog in the Sand
quote:
Originally posted by BLT
When I was 15, we had a neighbor who gave his wife about a hundred bucks worth of cleaning supplies. Detergent, soap, mop heads, etc.
Shocking.
I'm sure he could have bought all that for less than 50 bucks.
You didn't see the quantity. It half filled their living room.
LOW BLOW. |
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2005 : 12:34:49
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A friend bought me the soundtrack to "The Players Club"
He didn't understand why he could never catch me listening to it.
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One year a blew all the xmas-gift money my parents had given me on myself. I had just enough left over to buy something for my mom.
I bought her a fart extinguisher. WTF?
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2005 : 18:32:50
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
I got a lump of shit one year. No, not really.
"Join the Honeycult!"
The first sentence would be hilarious had you not followed it with "No, not really." |
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Useyourname
- FB Fan -
185 Posts |
Posted - 12/10/2005 : 02:05:49
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2005 : 11:02:14
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 12/12/2005 : 01:28:46
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Who hates you that much?
Denis
"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!" |
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
4233 Posts |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 12/12/2005 : 06:25:41
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I got LBF's mom one year.
Eh floop? Eh? Eh?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 12/12/2005 : 06:42:25
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Originally posted by cassandra is
what's the matter with Wilco guys?
Never heard a single note by them.
Denis
"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 12/12/2005 : 09:44:52
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I have. I remember thinking at least one of their songs was pretty good, but I don't remember what it sounded like. I like the album they did with the Minus 5, but I would imagine that's more Scott McCaughey's doing than Wilco's.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 12/13/2005 : 14:49:35
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Homemade sweaters from my sister who can't knit very well.
Thought, shmot.
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Don't believe the hype. |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 12/13/2005 : 15:01:48
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i was in my mid 20's.
extended family gift exchange - $5 limit.
I mean - 5 bucks.
be creative, you know?
my stick-in-the mud aunt drew me..names were drawn at t-giving with gifts exchanged at christmas.
on the way with my sister im lamenting the long-standing problems i have with most of my family and I said something like "if i get a five dollar bill, i'll shit. no one could be that thoughtless."
sure enough.
five one-dollar bills rolled tightly in a rubber band...placed in a rather nice little carboard box and wrapped..as if it were something..as if she thought about it long and hard while she was rolling them up.
yeah.
and you guys wonder why i never call.
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kfs
= Cult of Ray =
USA
889 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2005 : 03:11:17
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Just last Christmas I got one of those hats that has a little
pom pom on top, ear flaps, and ties under your chin. Now, don't
get me wrong, those are really cute on 6 year olds but...
I was 30 years old!!! Give me a break! |
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Worst Christmas present?
