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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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 Posted - 12/03/2005 : 21:43:15
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Oh god is this about my blowjob comment? One little innocent post and it still haunts me.
I got some heaven in my head
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 21:44:20
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[Besides, I need to fix me a highball and take a smoke break...It's Saturday night you know!]
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 21:45:32
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Excuse me?
Hey I don't hold anything against you
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 12/03/2005 : 21:49:32
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I got something against you. What? Huh?
I got some heaven in my head
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 22:00:37
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I missed your blowjob comment, but had I heard it/saw it,
I wouldn't haunt you with it/hold it against you..
Anyway, what's up with you?
Can't sleep?
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 22:03:29
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I've been hanging in most of the day today...Garrett had a basketball game today, got 6-7 rebounds and scored 5 pts. A good day for him...
He's got 2 friends spending the night, Maggie's spending the night with a friend and the Mrs. is sleeping...
I, of course, am going to have a few Old Charter and Waters...[thus, my comment highball]
And you?
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
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Edited by - OldManInaCoffeeCan on 12/03/2005 22:04:14 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 22:04:08
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early Xmas party = wine = post-party, at-home party = mary jane + more pinot + frank full blast = buzz. you?
I got some heaven in my head
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 22:08:06
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Hey I'll email you I wouldn't want to derail this compelling thread with off-topic chatter...
give me a minute, I gotta get some blankets for the boys, get them to turn off the x-box and let 'em keep the tv on...
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 22:10:11
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Yes, apologies to all for the thread derailment. Night.
I got some heaven in my head
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 08:16:51
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i was spinning an old (escaped a fire) neil young with crazy horse record and sippin some whiskey and thought wow this is a good jukebox in a bar song, like most of my posts i did'nt think much past it. and so we find it derailed and thats ok.
so long frank black walks into a bar RIP. |
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 08:44:40
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Hey DJ,
Great thread you started here. I'm having a lot of fun with Frank here.
I agree, we'll let Frank and CoffeCan sleep for awhile at Rich G's loft (RIP)...
and then later I'm sure they'll be ready to come out and play...
probably later tonight, say around...drinking time...huh
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 10:12:00
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so long frank black walks into a bar RIP.
Maybe you should make a post about this thread in the Obituary thread on General Chat.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 14:19:36
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So around 2 pm pacific time OMIACC and FB wake up.
After a few minutes of collecting themselves, Frank says hey soul bro, what are you up to today?
OMIACC: Not much, you?
FB: Well, I was thinking about driving towards Palm springs and watching the hanging out and getting inspired around the windmills by Palm Dessert and then maybe going to Joshua Tree. Wanna come?
OMIACC: Can we go to I HOP first, there's this waitress there I gotta see.
FB: That's cool with me. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
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Posted - 12/04/2005 : 16:54:26
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OMIACC: I have something to tell you Frank. I'm a raving homosexual and I have the hots for you. It's a little early, but here's your christmas present... *fade out*
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 17:13:00
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...Frank sensed something amiss when he looked down and noticed that the "OMIACC" standing in front of him was "dressed left" and Soul Brother CanMan always "dresses right" [Frank let's it hang on the right side too], so he reached over and ripped off the face of the imposter to reveal...
...Courtney...
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 12/04/2005 : 18:50:31
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and then in Scooby Doo fashion he realized that Courtney's face looked a little "plastic." So our super hero FB ripped off Courtney's mask to reveal none other than...
Kim Deal who said "SUPRISE" I had been meaning to talk to you about this reunion gig for awhile, Frank and I just didn't know how to really approach you... |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 19:04:19
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And then i ripped off the third mask to reveal it was infact OMIACC all along, and i also checked extensively if there was another mask or if any surgery had been done and i concluded that it was in fact the real OMIACC.
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 12/04/2005 : 19:33:41
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OMIACC: Damn Frank, I was wondering if you would ever get to the bottom of this mask thing. It was getting hot under there. Not to mention the time and effort it took to pull off such an elaborate ruse.
FB: You didn't have me fooled for a second, OMIACC. Now let's go get some Starbucks and let's figure out what exploits and adventures we will find in Los Angelez.
Director: Cut
FB: Hey can we change that last line or two.
OMACC: Yeah, can we change mine to I would NEVER say something like that. |
Edited by - Daisy Girl on 12/04/2005 19:36:47 |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 19:35:23
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this has got to be the stupidest fucking thread in the history of the internet. no wonder frank stopped posting here.
i am sitting here observing my emotional discomfort. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2005 : 19:40:23
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Do you still think so even after I edited it to include the director twist?  I think that at least bumps it up to second most stupidest thread.
If you have any other ideas, D, go for it! |
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 06:49:20
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Originally posted by dayanara
this has got to be the stupidest fucking thread in the history of the internet. no wonder frank stopped posting here.
i am sitting here observing my emotional discomfort.
Thanks Dayanara, I always look forward to your contributions as well...especially your inspiring and constructive...
FRANK:"Settle down Soul Brother CanMan, for she knows not what she says..."
OMIACC:"Yeah, you're right,...let's go...
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No wonder frank stopped posting here.
Actually, Frank has not been posting on this thread. Those quotes attributed to him are not really quotes from him.
Now if you will excuse me, I'm going to post some more compelling and fascinating adventures of "Frank Black walks into a bar..."
However, to get my Storytelling MOJO going I need nothing but good, positive thoughts surrounding me...so please, send me some warm, fuzzy, kind, thoughts...OR...IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU'RE READING THEN READ SOMETHING ELSE...Ms. Grumpy...
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 06:55:38
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Originally posted by Daisy Girl
OMIACC: Damn Frank, I was wondering if you would ever get to the bottom of this mask thing. It was getting hot under there. Not to mention the time and effort it took to pull off such an elaborate ruse.
FB: You didn't have me fooled for a second, OMIACC. Now let's go get some Starbucks and let's figure out what exploits and adventures we will find in Los Angelez.
Director: Cut
FB: Hey can we change that last line or two.
OMACC: Yeah, can we change mine to I would NEVER say something like that.
DIRECTOR: Yep, we need a re-write, get the writers over here and change this last dialogue beginning with OMIACC telling Frank that he is gay and wants to be with him...It's not working...Let's get them on their way out West to New Mexico, Arizon, Nevada and California...
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 09:57:24
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Actually, Frank has not been posting on this thread.
I think Dayanara might have meant that Frank has stopped posting to the forum in general, rather than to this thread in particular. But maybe not.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 10:45:14
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Clarify something for me: Old Man In A Coffee Can - aside from a couple of interjections, have you been essentially talking to yourself for two pages?
 I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 11:06:08
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Well, Cheeseman 1000, I suppose one could see it that way, and I'll admit there haven't been a voluminous amount of postings in this thread from folks other than myself, however, I've posted here in this thread not just for my enjoyment, but for the enjoyment of anyone else that chooses to read them, so, as a point of clarification, no, I haven't been talking to myself for two pages.
In fact I've commented to Frank here in this thread of virtuality how I was surprised that more people here at fb.net have not joined in our fun. However, I realize that are different strokes for different folks, and thank goodness Dave Noisy and the Powers that Be designed this website to accomodate many different threads about many different topics so that many different persons could better enjoy it here.
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 11:09:08
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People might not be posting because it's a little bit creepy...
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 11:20:01
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Originally posted by VoVat
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Actually, Frank has not been posting on this thread.
I think Dayanara might have meant that Frank has stopped posting to the forum in general, rather than to this thread in particular. But maybe not.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
No shit Vovat, I had it figured that way too, however, I wanted to highlight the absurdity of dayanara's post which seems to blame Frank's current lack of posting here at fb.net on this thread...
I can see someone thinking this thread is stupid...and maybe even the "stupidest fucking thread in the history of the internet"...but I'm not sure why someone would want to post such negative and hurtful comments in a non-constructive manner...But, such is life...My skin is thick and I shall live to post another interesting chapter in "Frank Black walks into a bar..."...
...if there are no more interruptions then I'm going back to work on my Storytelling MOJO and hopefully others will join in this great fun...
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 11:21:01
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Originally posted by starmekitten
People might not be posting because it's a little bit creepy...
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Sure, whatever,...like I said if you don't like this thread, there are plenty of others here...
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
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Posted - 12/05/2005 : 11:21:37
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Originally posted by OldManInaCoffeeCan
In fact I've commented to Frank here in this thread of virtuality how I was surprised that more people here at fb.net have not joined in our fun.
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
"two separate albums released on the same day, thank you"
(you're not really talking to him.)
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 11:27:35
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| i should have posted this in the off topic genral chat area could a MODERATOR MOVE this topic because it does'nt seem to belong here and thats my bad. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 12/05/2005 : 11:41:47
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Originally posted by OldManInaCoffeeCan
Well, Cheeseman 1000, I suppose one could see it that way, and I'll admit there haven't been a voluminous amount of postings in this thread from folks other than myself, however, I've posted here in this thread not just for my enjoyment, but for the enjoyment of anyone else that chooses to read them, so, as a point of clarification, no, I haven't been talking to myself for two pages.
In fact I've commented to Frank here in this thread of virtuality how I was surprised that more people here at fb.net have not joined in our fun. However, I realize that are different strokes for different folks, and thank goodness Dave Noisy and the Powers that Be designed this website to accomodate many different threads about many different topics so that many different persons could better enjoy it here.
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
"two separate albums released on the same day, thank you"
Thanks for the clarification. And, of course, the entertainment.
I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 11:55:29
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| if frank did walk into a bar on so and so date and said or did whatever then this thread would belong here but this is fiction. so lets all get along and move this thread to the wild west of off tyopic. |
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 12:19:58
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OFF-TOPIC
{hey danjersey, read the email I sent you please]
Hey man, you started this thread and I guess you can change the location of it, but changing the location is not going to preclude some people from not liking it. I'm sure there will still be some folks who think it's the "stupidest thread on the internet", and there will probably continue to be some people who think it is too creepy to post in. So I don't see how changing the location will change anyone's feelings toward it.
And I don't believe the "General Frank Black Chat" is reserved only for factual posts, and I think it's permissible to posts fictional based threads here.
But, hey man, do what you want to.
As for me, I say FUCK THE RUDE PEOPLE THAT CAN'T KEEP THEIR IRRELEVANT, ARROGANT AND UNSOLICITED RUDE COMMENTS TO THEMSELVES, just don't read the thread if you don't like it, but there is no reason to be rude...
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 12:28:28
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this thread represents the nadir of the forum to date, in my opinion.
plus it is not really frank black related; it is made-up scenario f.b. related, so in the good taste of both the forum, and under suggestion from its starter, dan jersey, its moving to general chat, where i hope it dies a quick and quiet death.
-Brian
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 12/05/2005 : 12:54:03
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Originally posted by Broken Face
this thread represents the nadir of the forum to date, in my opinion.
-Brian
What are you kidding me BrokenFace, this thread represents the nadir of the forum to date, in your opinion?
Please explain to me why you rate this thread as the nadir of the forum to date.
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