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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
 Posted - 11/27/2005 : 20:01:32
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the jukebox has every song ever, two bits plays one.
Neil Young's "the losing end"
I went into town to see you
yesterday
but you were not home.
So I talked to some old friends
for a while
before I wandered off alone.
It's so hard for me now
But I'll make it somehow,
Though I know I'll never be the same.
Won't you ever change your ways,
It's so hard to make love pay
When you're on the losing end,
And I feel that way again.
Well, I miss you more than ever,
since you've gone
I can hardly maintain.
Things are different round here
every night,
my tears fall down like rain.
It's so hard for me now
But I'll make it somehow,
Though I know I'll never be the same.
Won't you ever change your ways,
It's so hard to make love pay
When you're on the losing end,
And I feel that way again.
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 11/28/2005 : 07:19:23
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Then Frank joins OldManInaCoffeeCan at the dark end of the bar
where they begin knocking back shots of Jack Daniels
and exchanging stories of broken-hearts and hearts broken.
After many tears, lamentations, and a few trips to the bathroom
to throw-up and make room for more whiskey,
Frank and CoffeeCan decide that it's time to....
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 11/28/2005 : 07:21:21
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choose the other song on the jukebox. With much deliberation, OldMan yields to Frank's wisdom and chooses a song by another Canadian, ...
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/28/2005 : 07:41:39
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My Heart Will Go On, by Celine Dion.
 I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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Suicide_Samurai
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
431 Posts |
Posted - 11/28/2005 : 09:29:48
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Frank lets OldMan in on a heavily guarded secret regarding one of his masterworks.
"This was the inspiration behind Show Me Your Tears, y'know" |
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 11/28/2005 : 10:30:09
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Frank pulls up his trousers, knocks back the Jack then stumbles over to the box. Resting his left hand on the wall, his right cups his mouth <hic! brrrp!> he turns around and slurs to the two CoffeeCans sitting by the bar..
"This one's for Kimmy" |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 11/28/2005 : 19:42:56
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| an then he takes out a cd from his back pocket and slides it over to OMIACC... |
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JustJeff
- FB Fan -
53 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2005 : 15:57:12
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2005 : 19:00:41
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...me and Courtney Love singing duets. While you were passed out CoffeeCan, Courtney came over and we were talking about getting back in the studio.
Hey Frank you don’t think she put something in my drink, do you?
Well, I wouldn’t put it past her, I remember that time back in the summer of 1990 when me and Kurt were hanging out at his place and I was writing songs for his Nevermind album and one night, 'bout 3 a.m all of a sudden Courtney…
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2005 : 20:44:24
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| busted out a "banger" (aka banjo) and started picking away |
Edited by - Daisy Girl on 11/29/2005 20:45:03 |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2005 : 21:21:59
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well a wind wound up
and she sang from the cup
standing seaward half out at thee
buy the gods they are rarities
and greet all the care free heys
you might be missing some day |
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 06:24:09
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...no shit?, wow, I had no idea that sweet little Courtney Love played Banjo.
Oh yeah, OldMan, she's a fine picker/plucker, in fact, Courtney played Banjo on St. Francis Dam Disaster.
I know the liner notes to DITS give credit to Moris Tepper, but I did that just to avoid any gossip/speculation
about me and Courtney being an item, which by the way we certainly were/are not. I have a lot of respect
for her as a musician and singer, but that's all. We've never dated or anything.
Huh, Go Figure.
Hey CanMan, look who just walked in through the back door...
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
"two separate albums released on the same day, thank you" |
Edited by - OldManInaCoffeeCan on 11/30/2005 06:25:37 |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 12:06:33
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It's a big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock of Seagulls haircut and only one nostril!
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 13:19:50
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Damn Frank, where in the fuck are we, a Star Wars Bar or what! Let's get the fuck outta here and headon over to Lower Broad for some honky-tonk drinking, fighting and kissing on Redneck women.
Hold-on OldManIna"Honky-Tonk"CoffeeCan, yeah, this may be a Freak Joint, but some of my favorite times have been spent getting freaky. Just give it 30 minutes and if you still want to leave, then we'll go out honky-tonkin.
Ok Frank, I'm going to trust you on this one and give it 30 minutes....
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 14:51:15
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hey man, this guys looks just like...wait a minute it IS my FATHER.
hey old man, my name is coffee can, how do you do? now you're gonna die!
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 15:00:06
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OMIACC: So you're the Goddamn, Son-of-a-bitch that named me OldManInaCoffeeCan! What the fuck were you thinking you stupid motherfucker....Give me one reason why I shouldn't slice your belly and spill your guts all over this freaky place!
FATHER:...uh...
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 16:17:37
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FATHER:...ok, I didn't want to ever have to tell you this but...you're correct, I am a stupid motherfucker and you...are...the...SON...OF...INCESTUOUS...UNION...
The joke having come upon him, CoffeeCan (the Son of a Motherfucker) is struck deaf, dumb, and blind,...falls back against the jukebox...and...
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
"two separate albums released on the same day, thank you" |
Edited by - OldManInaCoffeeCan on 11/30/2005 16:35:52 |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 17:04:10
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It was not REALLY his father, just someone that played him on TV. Or a case of mistaken identity or something like that.
Meanwhile, Courtney is still bored and so she yanks FB along with and OMINCC b/c he's cute in his halloween costume.
They walk out side. Their ride is gone.
So Courtney starts showing some leg and sticks her thumb out to hitch a ride...
Frank rolls his eyes and runs his hands across his then shaved head.
OMINCC is cool b/c he and FB are tight like soul brothers... |
Edited by - Daisy Girl on 11/30/2005 17:06:16 |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 19:55:16
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dwelling on my bad manners i pay for CCR
Just about a year ago, I set out on the road,
Seekin’ my fame and fortune, lookin’ for a pot of gold.
Things got bad, and things got worse, I guess you will know the tune.
Oh ! lord, stuck in lodi again.
Rode in on the greyhound, I’ll be walkin’ out if I go.
I was just passin’ through, must be seven months or more.
Ran out of time and money, looks like they took my friends.
Oh ! lord, I’m stuck in lodi again.
The man from the magazine said I was on my way.
Somewhere I lost connections, ran out of songs to play.
I came into town, a one night stand, looks like my plans fell through
Oh ! lord, stuck in lodi again.
Mmmm...
If I only had a dollar, for ev’ry song I’ve sung.
And ev’ry time I’ve had to play while people sat there drunk.
You know, I’d catch the next train back to where I live.
Oh ! lord, I’m stuck in lodi again.
Oh ! lord, I’m stuck in lodi again. |
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 22:08:59
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OMIACC:...Damn Frank, what happened back there at the Freak Joint?
FRANK: You just got "Freaked" CoffeeCan, I think they were filming it for some Reality TV show
or something.
OMIACC: See, Soul Brother Frank, I told you we should have gone honky-tonkin and none
of this freaky shit would have happened to me.
FRANK: OK Soul Brother CanMan, let's get rid of Courtney and head-on down to Tootsie's Orchid Lounge
[ http://tootsies.net ] for a Holler and a Swaller...
OMIACC: Wait a minute Frank, I think I know this girl...
FRANK: Yeah CoffeeCan, she looks somewhat familiar to me too.....
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
"two separate albums released on the same day, thank you" |
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 22:42:35
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OMIACC: I've got it, I know what it is...She's smiling with her eyes closed.
God, I love it when a woman does that.
FRANK: Yeah Soul Brother CanMan, you're right, that's exactly what it is...
she's smiling with her eyes closed...mmmm, mmmm, mmmm,...that get's me every time, too,...
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
"two separate albums released on the same day, thank you" |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2005 : 08:39:16
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I thought she was just looking down at the giant guitar!!
 "Join the Honeycult!"
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JustJeff
- FB Fan -
53 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2005 : 14:13:01
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well,... I gotta go and see my baby,
Even if, IT TAKES ALL NIGHT! |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2005 : 17:47:55
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| and just as Just Jeff takes off another coin drops and ROXY MUSIC takes on. |
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2005 : 20:16:24
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OMIACC:...Ahhh Man, ROXY MUSIC is playing on the jukebox and HERE I AM WITH MY HAND...
Hey Soul Brother Frank, I gots to go find me some Redneck Women to love on...I'm outta here......
You're welcome to come if you want to, but I ain't waiting for you, huh.
OMIACC:...Yeah, now this is what I'm talkin' 'bout! A little piece of Honky-Tonk Heaven....
OMIACC:...This is a NO-BRAINER...I'm gonna stay here awhile....
Yo, Soul Brother Frank, you with me or what!...
 
OMIACC:...Hey Adrian, I'll walk you home tonight....
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
"two separate albums released on the same day, thank you" |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2005 : 20:41:43
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 15:47:14
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OMIACC: Hey Soul Brother Frank, the Sun Bitch is rising in all of her glory,
let's cap this night off with breakfast at The Waffle House, whatta you say?...
FRANK: Yeah Soul Brother CanMan, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout,
I'll take 3 eggs overeasy, potatoes smattered and scattered, 2 pork chops,
and a stack of waffles, with lots of maple syrup and whip cream...
OMIACC: Yeah, I'm not very hungry either, I'll have the same,
oh, and a large pitcher of milk too please...
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
"two separate albums released on the same day, thank you" |
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 19:33:29
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DAY 2, FRANK WALKS OUT OF THE WAFFLE HOUSE and...
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
"two separate albums released on the same day, thank you" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 20:08:07
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...into the International House of Pancakes.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 19:56:42
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OMIACC: Sorry to keep you waiting so long Frank, I went to use the bathroom and fell asleep.
I actually thought some more people here at fb.net would come out
and play with you while I was gone. They'll probably be out later...
Let's walk over to Rich Gilbert's place, he's got a loft a few blocks down 8th Ave. in the old Customs House...
Hey looks like the 'ole Sun Bitch is going to take a nap too.
FRANK:Yeah CoffeeCan, I'm getting sleepy too...
OMIACC: I've got the bottom bunk, you get the top...
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
"two separate albums released on the same day, thank you" |
Edited by - OldManInaCoffeeCan on 12/03/2005 20:00:37 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 21:22:03
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What the fuck is going on in this thread? I cannot be this stoned. This cannot be so.
I got some heaven in my head
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 21:28:27
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[you kinda gotta start at the beginning...me and Frank are sleeping off a freaky night
at the Freak Joint and then a great night of Honky-tonkin that all started when he walked into this bar...]
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
"two separate albums released on the same day, thank you" |
Edited by - OldManInaCoffeeCan on 12/03/2005 21:28:48 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 21:29:35
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Yeah, I started at the beginning, CoffeeCan. WTF?
Or maybe it's the kind green making me confused.
I got some heaven in my head
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 21:37:33
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Well if you started at the beginning then you know that it all started when danjersey
saw Frank walking into this bar...
[no offense dj] I didn't feel like singing Neil Young songs so me and Frank started hanging out.
I've pretty much had him to myself...I thought there would have been more people wanting to
hang with Frank in the dj's Virtual bar, but not too many so far...
so I couldn't just let Frank sit there and listen to danjersey sing Neil Young songs or Celine Dion...
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
"two separate albums released on the same day, thank you" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 21:40:53
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Don't be lumping Neil in the same sentence as Celine Dion.
I got some heaven in my head
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2005 : 21:41:56
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So, wake Frank up if you won't to and take him out to play...
He's probably getting tired of me...
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"I'm more of a self-indulgent epic kind of guy." King Charles IV
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Frank Black walks into a bar...
