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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
 Posted - 10/28/2005 : 05:19:22
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Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 09:43:30
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 13:37:57
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Shit I thought having kids would make the sound of them screaming more tolerable. They learn pretty young to use emotions like a baseball bat.
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Buy your best friend flowers. Buy your lover a beer. Covet thy father. Covet thy neighbour's father. Honour thy lover's beer. Covet thy neighbour's father's wife's sister. Take her to bingo night. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 15:07:03
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Six things I plan to do before I die:
1. Write something that gets published.
2. Find full-time work.
3. Learn to cook.
4. See Scott McCaughey in concert.
5. Learn to play a musical instrument.
6. Finish filling out this survey.
Six things I can do:
1. Touch my nose with my tongue.
2. Sound knowledgeable about things when I'm really not.
3. Memorize useless information.
4. Type fairly quickly.
5. Use a computer.
6. Dress myself.
Six things I cannot do:
1. Whistle.
2. Blow gum bubbles.
3. Play a musical instrument.
4. Sing passably.
5. Sneeze without closing my eyes.
6. Come up with good answers to questions like these.
Six things I say most often:
1. I don't know.
2. You know?
3. Stupid
4. This is so annoying!
5. Um...
6. Ugh!
I don't really do the celebrity crush thing (I mean, I AM male), so I'll go on to:
Six things that annoy me:
1. Questions on these surveys where I don't have good answers.
2. Web pages not loading properly.
3. Heavy traffic.
4. Obligations.
5. Peppers.
6. Cold weather.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 15:09:22
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I don't really do the celebrity crush thing (I mean, I AM male)
What the hell's this supposed to mean?
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 15:20:02
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Since the death of the Pictures of Beautiful Women thread our celebrity crushes have withered off through lack of outlet.
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Buy your best friend flowers. Buy your lover a beer. Covet thy father. Covet thy neighbour's father. Honour thy lover's beer. Covet thy neighbour's father's wife's sister. Take her to bingo night. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 15:26:41
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I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 16:27:47
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I don't really do the celebrity crush thing (I mean, I AM male)
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What the hell's this supposed to mean?
It usually seems like the people who have really serious celebrity crushes (i.e., not just "hey, that celebrity's hot," but "I want to marry that celebrity and settle down and raise children with them") are female. I'm sure there are exceptions, though.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 16:59:14
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Six things I plan to do before I die:
1. Tour the USA in a band
2. Find a lovely lady
3. Have a kid with said lovely lady
4. Get a "Grandaddy" level of fame. Not rockstar, just comfortable.
5. Grow a huge beard and/or learn to drive
6. Go "AHHHHHHH I'M DYING"
Six things I can do:
1. Roll my tongue
2. Play a mean piiinbaaall
3. Play music like my life depended on it
4. Sing the "lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" bit in that song
5. Blow smoke-rings
6. sdrawkcab epyT
Six things I cannot do:
1. Roll cigarettes
2. Drive
3. Do awesome skateboard tricks
4. I lied about that "lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" thing, I just wanted to be a big man.
5. Lie convincingly
6. Think of a 6th thing
Six things I say most often:
1. "I want a fag". (Cigarette, that is)
2. "I want a homosexual."
3. "That's very nearly it.." (sitting opposite a kid with a guitar)
4. "I wish the milkman would deliver my miiiiilk, in the mornin'" (see; Aphex Twin - "Milkman")
5. "Fuckit."
6. "I once met the Chuckle Brothers"
Six celebrity crushes:
1. Oh man, what? Uh.... Pheobe
2. Rachel
3. Monica
4. Chandler
5. Ross
6. Joey
Six things that annoy me:
1. The TV show 'Friends'
2. Having no cigarettes nor the will to walk to the shop
3. Breaking bass strings
4. Not having my drums anymore
5. Not having a decent income because I'm lazy and haven't saught more guitar pupils
6. Being broke
"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, morecambe and wise"
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 17:17:21
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"I once met the Chuckle Brothers"
"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, morecambe and wise"
www.myspace.com/doog - www.doog.tk
Wow! Barry was my favorite for obvious reasons.
On the thirty-first floor your gold-plated door
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 18:50:47
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Six things I plan to do before I die:
1. marry a woman i love
2. write a truly great song
3. see a european road race with my son
4. hike all the way into the grand canyon
5. hike all the way out of the grand canyon
6. give away everything i own at least once
Six things I can do:
1. play guitar
2. sing
3. make people laugh
4. rebuild an air-cooled VW engine
5. anything i set my mind to
6. make you think you can do anything you set your mind to
Six things I cannot do:
1. care about computers
2. be a telephone repairman (slight colorblindness)
3. endure the 'silent treatment'
4. feel like im in my 20's
5. be a hipster
6. dig Wilco
Six things I say most often:
1. jesus fuck
2. fukkin hell
3. yes, click "ok".
4. just push the power button in and hold it in until the thing shuts down
5. shhh, PLEASE.
6. ok ok, alright, just stop.
Six celebrity crushes:
1. Zooey Deschanel
2. Kim Taylor (not really famous yet)
3. Zooey Deschanel
4. Patricia Piccinini
6. Liz Phair
Six things that annoy me:
1. Silence as a solution
2. me saying too much
3. working
4. the overall feeling that its all for naught
5. convervative powergrabbing
6. liberal powergrabbing
...and do my best not to be all totally ...whatever in the hell it is I am...too something.
Gonna try to not be that.
I think.
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 20:37:31
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Six things I plan to do before I die:
1. Stay madly in love with my husband
2. Travel more
3. See FB solo
4. Start a business
5. Be as good as I can
6. never give up and keep growing in my yoga practice
Six things I can do:
1. Smile
2. Talk
3. Write
4. Work with numbers
5. Dream
6. Garden
Six things I cannot do:
1. Sing
2. Lie
3. Kill people
4. Kill pets
5. Stick my tounge to my nose
6. Be mean to someone who is nice
Six things I say most often:
1. Cool
2. Awesome
3. Good
4. Uh
5. Hey
6. Man
Six celebrity crushes:
1. Brad Pitt
2. That one guy who was in Jane mag this month who's an actor
3. Jared Leto
4. Jonny Depp
5. Sean Connery
6. Richard Gere
Six things that annoy me:
1. People who are overly familar and touch me
2. People who go to work sick and get everyone else sick
3. Scrapbookers (I am sorry)
4. Domestic wantabee divas/desparate housewives
5. Annoying drivers
6. Not having FB/Pixies on every radio station
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 21:26:56
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]Six things I plan to do before I die:
1. Write a novel
2. Play a harpsichord
3. Buy a clarinet
4. See the movie Eraserhead at the theater
5. Ski the Bugaboos
6. Be involved in the making of a film
Six things I can do:
1. Enjoy solitude
2. Put my legs behind my head
3. Find humor in almost anything
4. Drive an 18 wheeler
5. Write and play music
6. Be eloquently (some would say annoyingly) passive/aggresive
Six things I cannot do:
1. Be a convincing liar
2. Eat black licorice
3. Watch C-SPAN for more than two minutes
4. Leap tall buildings in a single bound
5. Stomach Filipino food
6. Speak anything other than English fluently
Six things I say most often:
1. What?
2. Horseshit!
3. Whatever
4. Oh Boy
5. Reply hazy, try again later
6. "She said she was 18"
Six celebrity crushes:
1. Parker Posey
2. Mary Louise Parker
3. Jennifer Jason Leigh
4. Condollezza Rice (yes really)
5. Sandra Bernhard
6. Geena Davis
Six things that annoy me:
1. People who can't laugh at themselves
2. Traffic of any kind
3. The DMV
4. Commercials on network t.v. and radio
5. Bills
6. People who don't do it MY WAY
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scruvs
= Cult of Ray =
353 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 22:58:08
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Six things I plan to do before I die:
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Six things I can do:
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Six things I cannot do:
1. Fill in 35 things about myself that no one will read.
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Six things I say most often:
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Six celebrity crushes:
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Six things that annoy me:
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