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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
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 Posted - 10/25/2005 : 07:17:09
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GO!
-Brian
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =
France
2010 Posts |
Posted - 10/25/2005 : 07:54:31
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 10/25/2005 : 08:05:46
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 10/25/2005 : 08:14:25
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there's this guy
an underwater guy, he thinks he can control the sea
but you cannot do what you can't
so this guy has a vision
a vsion of beer
cause under the sea, you see, there's no beer
but he sees beer
clearly a pint in front of him
he says thank you jesus
he's got cotton mouth (under the sea!)
it drives him crazy
so drink it
drink it
drink it, johnny
or i will kill you i swear
silence now
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 10/25/2005 : 08:19:08
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I think I've seen this one. Didn't it star Ashton Kutcher?
Denis
"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!" |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 10/25/2005 : 09:41:49
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| A mean head-of-a-big-company has a date with Meg Ryan, who is protesting against the big company for some reason, and his heart melts and he changes his ways and they have kids. But one of Meg's children is a killer alien becuase she was impregnated by a space monster, then a serial killer comes after the family but everything works out, after an ironic twist. |
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =
France
2010 Posts |
Posted - 10/25/2005 : 09:45:40
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Originally posted by PixieSteve
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
This is never gonna work. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 08:18:56
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Tom Cruise goes for a plane ride that ends in a firey and painful crash.
THE END.
It's actually a pitch for a documentary. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 08:25:03
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i was thinking about this all day and the best i could come up with was a movie about a guy who has a learning disability. seeing the world through his eyes though, so everything in the beginning is really confusing, and as he is diagnosed things make more sense. its a pretty bad idea at that
-Brian
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Crispy Water
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
819 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 15:18:44
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I tried it as a play and gave up, maybe it would be better as a movie:
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Someone invents time machine (!original!), but what would make it interesting is going to the past/future/whenever and focus the story not on the incredible discoveries but the people who advanced the technology, getting there and setting up whole new civilizations before our plucky little inventor. This inevitable result is taken as a slap in the face by protagonist, who is thrust into the desperate misery of the innovator who is outshined by followers.
Maybe the reason I gave up on the story is that it's just not that interesting.
Nothing is ever something. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 20:18:55
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Originally posted by Broken Face
i was thinking about this all day and the best i could come up with was a movie about a guy who has a learning disability. seeing the world through his eyes though, so everything in the beginning is really confusing, and as he is diagnosed things make more sense. its a pretty bad idea at that
-Brian
i can see that guy from NAPOLEON DYNAMITE playing the lead
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 20:53:08
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and maybe Laetitia Casta as the brainy French tutor?
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 21:54:30
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SPACE IS CRAZY "Chapter Un" (Treatment 1)
A man comes home from work and totally finds his wife screwing some dude that he totally hates. So he calls up William Shatner and Spock to come down and take him on a proper space journey to get his mind off what just happened (cuz he's totally bummin). As soon as they get on their way they realize they have no mission so they decide to go find Patrick Stewart and kick his ass cause Shatners' like royally pissed that some people see Paccard as the "true king of the enterprise" or whatever. Husband dude says he's down but Spock has his reservations, so they reign down a gnarly beating on him till he relents. On their way they like pass through all the nebulas and good scenery and shit till they come to a galaxy of totally gorgeous and scantily clad space trollops (and they're totally down to bone too!). Husband dude immediately sees it at a chance to get even with the wifey and Spock and Shatty are all like,"Go for it bro." And he totally does! It's rad and he tries to get the Enterprise crew to maroon him in this sea of righteous space booty but they're all,"No way holmes, you think your the only one who wants to kick it here forever?" And then he totally remembers the mission at hand and tells Gortron (shes like the king of the place except shes a girl, oh yeah then a queen) that they're trying to save the universe from Paccard and his shiny cue ball head and then Gortron says,"jaoie jhsisoie fjoai" which is probably space booty talk for "Go forth and decimate thine enemy" or somethin'. So they leave and their cruisin' right along till Spock says something that husband dude totally takes the wrong way and they start doin' karate (crane techniques and all!) on each other but what husband dude doesn't know is that Spock is like even better then those dudes in Kung Fu Hustle so (oh wait their doin' both disciplines I guess) he just totally annihilates hubby and he says to Bill,"Did you see that? See what happens when you make whack comments Willy(Spock is sick of bein' the smart guy so he's kinda gangsta now), take a lesson." But Shatners' not even listening, cause he spots a vehicle that matches Paccards hoopty ass excuse for a space ship and then a bad ass chase totally ensues...
TO BE CONTINUED. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2005 : 03:45:08
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2005 : 04:27:56
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Collaborative one? Itīs about a narcoleptic speechwriter who...
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Buy your best friend flowers. Buy your lover a beer. Covet thy father. Covet thy neighbour's father. Honour thy lover's beer. Covet thy neighbour's father's wife's sister. Take her to bingo night. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2005 : 13:31:52
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It's a disaster movie about a town that's hit by a rift in space-time, and turns into ice cream. Then it melts, and everyone drowns, but they don't mind because it's so tasty.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 03:01:44
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| VoV, I'd like to option the rights to that. I think I can fit it beautifully into my sequel. I'll send you a "treatment". |
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 07:13:05
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Rob Schneider was a deedle dur tee dur..
Until one day, dumtle deetle tum te tum
And he finds out it's not easy being duntle teedly tum tum
Rob Schneider in: Deetle Tum Tee Tiddly Tum Dum Dee Dum Tee Tuh
"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, morecambe and wise"
www.myspace.com/doog - www.doog.tk |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 09:41:23
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| A little hairy guy has a magic ring that he has to throw into a volcano. Along the way, he meets elves, etc. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 14:46:59
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There's this boy who finds out he's a wizard, and he goes to this prestigious boarding school for wizards, and every year there's a plot to have him brutally murdered.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2005 : 11:44:00
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These kids go to Narnia and meet a lion.
  "I joined the cult of..whoooo!!"
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2005 : 13:45:37
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A girl from the Great Plains, a scarecrow, a dude made of metal, and a lion try to find this guy who will grant their wishes.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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