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50 Pence
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 09/14/2005 : 15:15:04
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I was walking down a dark, dark road in the dark, dark night, and a dark, dark light green goblin jumped at me and bit my foot. I think i am being haunted.
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50 Pence
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
284 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 15:25:09
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Oh yea, and one day i was looking at cows, and when that excreted, a strange mist rose from the brown like lumps. I think they may be evil spirits, cause the area they were in smelled really bad, like evil smelling.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
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Posted - 09/14/2005 : 15:35:12
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i think you should take a photo, if there are any streaks in it then you better fucking call ghostbusters.
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50 Pence
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
284 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 15:39:23
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I would call them skidmarks tho. I went over to inspect these harbingers of evil on the floor and i accidently stepped in one, when i left the field the smell of evil followed me. I think i angered the evil inside these chocolate stools of cow, and now the evil follows me. Though when i take off the shoes i wore the evil stopped its mad association with me, i think the evil paticulary hates shoes. I suggest not wearing shoes.
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 15:49:21
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Come on. Everyone knows there's no such things as monsters!
I was alone...in my BIG BED
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50 Pence
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
284 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 15:53:54
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everyone knows that people make up little tales for fun and attenion.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/14/2005 : 16:03:36
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once I was walking through the subway in birmingham and this monster that was cleverly disguised as a wee smelling tramp lurched at me and asked me for money for a cup of tea, but I knew what he meant by money for a cup of tea was my earthly soul for eternal torture, so I told him to fuck off.
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50 Pence
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
284 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 16:04:12
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See guys, they are FUCKING out there.
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 16:06:19
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Who's fucking out where? Isn't that a crime in public?
I was alone...in my BIG BED
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50 Pence
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
284 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 16:08:59
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Normally those DEMONz0r tramps are smart enough to tempt people with eternal life or wealth or summin, u got a really blunt dumbass, lucky you.
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50 Pence
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
284 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 16:14:51
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EEEEEK! Scary aliens of death!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:27:12
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How does something qualify as a monster?
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:43:25
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Scary monsters super creeps.
Oh what? Wait, I thought I was in the Bowie thread.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:44:46
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Your brother sounds like a monster.
He's made me mad now.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:48:29
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Yeah and he acted all surprised that I told him he has to pay for the bike.
And then he said no way and that's unfair.
He makes the same wage as Mike and is a single guy and we let him move in here even though we didn't want to for the sole purpose of getting him out of his dad's house because his dad is mean and crazy and really detrimental to the psyche.
Rant rant rant.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:52:22
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Why couldn't he just have rented?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:55:54
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Bad credit.
And no money because he's a useless bum who spends all his money smoking pot all day long.
Which is actually why he was in the garage, to smoke.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 09/15/2005 : 21:09:10
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You know, I hear all this about monsters, but I've never seen any evidence that there's such a place as Monst.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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50 Pence
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
284 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2005 : 04:01:18
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Monsters, monsters everywhere, we have no time to stand and scare.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2005 : 10:31:41
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To stop those monsters, one-two-three,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free.
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...
(Guarantee void in Tennessee.)
Just don't look. Just don't look.
Just don't look. Just don't look.
Just don't look. Just don't look.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2005 : 10:40:31
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2005 : 11:14:51
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"Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores," the Simpsons Halloween segment where Springfield was attacked by giant advertising mascots.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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