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The Holiday Son
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France
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 Posted - 09/04/2005 : 12:49:27
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It doesn't count if you didn't pay for it.
Blair Witch Project
Sphere (can't believe I went to see it!)
Lost in Space (ditto)
The Beach
Human nature
A tale of two sisters
Magnolia
Bowfinger
Getting any?
Flowers of Shanghai
O fantasma
Dobermann
Asterix et Obelix contre Cesar
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 12:51:14
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Baise Moi.
No pun intended, but it blew.
THS, not to start a vegetarian-to-vegetarian fight, but Bowfinger was funny.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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martian-honey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 13:06:54
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| The Ring2 IT WAS SHITE!!! i was almost crying with indignation by the end, so i laughed hysterically instead! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 13:29:46
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The one that immediately comes to mind is "Eight Crazy Nights," Adam Sandler's animated holiday film from a few years ago.
I was disappointed by "The Ring Two," but I don't regret seeing it.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Z_Zoquis
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 13:36:30
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I liked Blair Witch alot when I saw it in the theatre. Not nearly as much when I saw it again on video.
Worst movie I paid to see? Hmm, there's been a few duds, but I'd have to say Air America featuring Mel Gibson as a crazy cargo pilot during the Vietnam war. I just thought that one was absolute garbage. It tried hard to generate a "Good Morning Vietnam" vibe but failed miserably. Another bad one was Pushing Tin (about the zany antics of some air traffic controllers). That one really blew too... |
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whoreatthedoor
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Spain
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 13:49:21
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The Machinist?
And the first Batman.
But I'm sure there have been even worse movies.
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Little Black Francis
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 13:58:34
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Forces of Nature
Matrix
... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:09:06
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You didn't like Magnolia? I thought that movie was awesome, I wish I woulda paid to see it. I guess the part where they start singing is a little lame though.
I paid to see Wild Wild West (I got marooned). If I ever see Will Smith in real life I'll suckapunch him and demand my $6 back! Well maybe $5, seeing Salma Hayek's ass was worth a buck. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:10:12
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| And Bowfinger was awesome! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:13:29
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Mickey Blue Eyes, Lost In Space (thanks for the memories there...), maybe the first new Star Wars? I don't really regret seeing that though, its Star Wars after all.
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:14:56
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Originally posted by HeywoodJablome
And Bowfinger was awesome!
I love you, Heywood!
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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The Holiday Son
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France
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:15:01
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I didn't laugh once during bowfinger...
I was bored to death during Magnolia. The only part I like is when it's raining frog.
If you like films with intercuting stories, try Short Cuts instead. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:16:22
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:20:29
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| I haven't seen Blair Witch, but I loved that episode of Family Guy where Brian volunteers to take a blind person to the movie, "Ok, still nothing happening." |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:23:38
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| Awesome! |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 14:58:15
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Shallow Hal, those Farrelly brothers really need to start making good movies again.
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 16:57:31
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i walked out after about 20 minutes. my all time record |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 17:03:27
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I think that's your own fault  .
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 17:05:31
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really, you liked it?
i just couldn't deal.. i like Leslie Nielsen and, that night, was really in the mood for a silly Leslie Nielsen comedy. but this was just so unfunny.. it was fucking painful |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 17:14:13
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No, sorry, I've never seen it (nor heard of it). I do like Leslie Nielsen, but it just reeks of being terrible, I'll put it down to you being young and foolish .
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 17:54:05
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I just saw this and it sucks.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Carl
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Ireland
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 18:53:03
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| A film called No Escape starring Ray Liotta was so bad, it literally made me puke! (Well, okay, it was probabaly because I'd had a cappacino with chips beforehand!) It's a futuristic movie were Liotta is a convict sent to an isolated island. I went to see it with my Dad (who paid for my ticket-so it's not the worst film I've ever paid to see!), and I remember I began to feel quite ill-after about 20 minutes/half an hour, I had to leave! I puked in the train station on the way home!! :D |
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ccuadros
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Chile
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 19:35:44
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 20:38:08
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Originally posted by ccuadros
Hitch....what a crap!!
Like I said to Floop, it's your own fault for going to see a shit film! Will Smith is in it for fucks sake! I'm soo glad I watched I Robot (I Pod the Movie) on pirate dvd, so long as none of my money goes to that fucker (ie as in shit actor in shit hollywood movies). Sorry I have to calm down.
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HeywoodJablome
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USA
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 21:05:24
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therewererumours
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Ireland
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 21:44:25
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Haha, if you like that sort of thing .
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Broken Face
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USA
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 22:30:35
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#1 - van helsing
#2 - island of dr. moreau
#3 - dracula, dead and loving it
-Brian
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 23:03:12
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Island of Dr. Moreau. The remake? That I would understand.
On the thirty-first floor your gold-plated door
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benji
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New Zealand
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Posted - 09/04/2005 : 23:52:01
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Fat Slags - well actually i didn't pay for it as it was an advance screening. but it was simply the worst movie i have ever seen.
actually not sure whether i ended up getting released - obviously cause it was so crap.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 09/05/2005 : 00:04:09
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Van Helsing! Good one, Brian! I mean... a horrible one. The character of the girl is pure gold. But it had Elena Anaya in it, so it wasn't that bad after all.
I went to see Dark Water the last weekend.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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zub_the_goat
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/05/2005 : 03:17:37
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Doctor dolittle-it was so bad we asked to be let into the film opposite which just so happenened to be:
Lost in space
Troy
the new star wasrs
and pretty much every romantic comedy i was forced to see at school, luckily ive blocked them out |
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 09/05/2005 : 07:53:57
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 09/05/2005 : 08:00:29
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You should have seen "Sack Lunch" instead.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Daisy Girl
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Belize
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Posted - 09/05/2005 : 13:00:08
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Originally posted by HeywoodJablome
And Bowfinger was awesome!
yeah i agree
probably the blair witch project
this korean movie that won a lot of awards was about a mentally hadicapped rape vicitm falling in attacker. the cover made it look like it was a love story and the rape took us by suprise.
also ski patrol
"I ain't goin to be what I ain't" |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 09/05/2005 : 13:26:29
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Star wars
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