| Author |
 Topic  |
|
Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
 Posted - 08/25/2005 : 10:14:06
|
http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/news/newsstory.asp?news_id=17043
Snakes On A Plane Is Back!!!
Flight 121 has a new title. Can you guess what it is yet?
16 August 2005
Good news, people! Flight 121, the movie formerly known as Snakes On A Plane has changed its name to… Snakes On A Plane! YES! GET IN!
For Empire, this is particularly good news. We've been tracking this project, in which the Mob try to wipe out a key witness on a flight by unleashing 500 poisonous snakes, ever since it was first announced a couple of years ago, with Ronny Yu at the helm. For if ever a movie was destined to become a cheesy as hell, guilty pleasure, it's a movie called… Snakes On A Plane!
However, our enthusiasm began to wane a little recently when New Line, getting a case of cold feet, changed the nigh-on perfect title – a Ronseal name if ever we saw one – to the dull and drab Flight 121.
So, unbeknownst to you lot, for the past few months, we've been waging a relentless and mostly silent campaign to get the name changed back. We've lobbied our MP, we've written to Ant & Dec, we've written rude graffiti about New Line in the toilets at Empire Towers – and now the movie's star, Samuel L. Jackson has confirmed that our campaign has paid off!
"We're going back. It's not Flight 121," he told Zap2it.com recently. "It's like, 'come on!' You either want to see this movie or you don't. 'Snakes on a Plane'! There's no mystery to that!'
Jackson, who plays an FBI agent who has to transfer the Mob witness in Snakes On A Plane, also went on to reveal more about the movie's plot. Like a movie called Snakes On A Plane has a plot.
"In the middle of the ocean, this crate time-releases and there's 500 poisonous snakes in there and they scatter out all over the plane," he added. "So it's us battling snakes to LA. I get to spend six and a half weeks going to set every day going 'Ah! Ah! Ow! Ow!' I don't have to go in every day and figure out the dramatic purpose of this particular scene."
Hear hear. Snakes On A Plane, which will be directed by Final Destination 2 and Cellular helmer David Ellis, will be out next year, and also stars Rachel Blanchard, Adam Behr, David Koechner (Champ Kind from Anchorman, fact fans!) and Julianna Margulies. With that plot, and that cast, and that title, we're calling it 'Best. Film. Ever.'. Well, it's certainly the best film called Snakes On A Plane ever. At least, that is until we release IRA Zombies 2: IRA Zombie Snakes On A Plane…
|
|
|
floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2005 : 13:37:38
|
| clever title |
 |
|
|
vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 01:28:18
|
Sound promising. I saw some flick on TV last week about a group of people trying to escape an island filled with snakes. It was absolutely terrible. I loved it.
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
|
|
|
Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2005 : 09:58:52
|
I am not sure this is gonna work.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
|
|
|
|
Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2005 : 16:01:24
|
| What do you mean, Homers? Snakes...a plane...what could be more exciting! :) |
|
|
|
Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2005 : 16:03:24
|
I really think they should have made 'Penguins In An Ice Cream Van'. They didn't even give me any feedback.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
|
|
|
|
Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2005 : 16:12:31
|
Brilliant.
We have a sequel! |
|
|
|
Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2005 : 16:20:24
|
I hear Mel Gibson is gonna make 'Christ On A Bike'.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
|
|
|
|
VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 08/31/2005 : 19:59:56
|
What about "Bin Laden in a Blender"?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
|
|
|
Kirk
= Cult of Ray =
USA
633 Posts |
Posted - 09/01/2005 : 09:33:23
|
Will it be as good as the movie "Ssssssssssssssssssssss"?
|
|
|
|
Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
|
|
Suicide_Samurai
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
431 Posts |
|
|
mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2006 : 19:06:26
|
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I really think they should have made 'Penguins In An Ice Cream Van'. They didn't even give me any feedback.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
I'd buy it. Or at least rent it. Maybe if it was an Ice Cream Truck but never an Ice Cream Van...
Bob Dole just likes to hear Bob Dole talk about Bob Dole. Bob Dole!
- Bob Dole, The Simpsons |
|
|
|
mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2006 : 19:10:29
|
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
What do you mean, Homers? Snakes...a plane...what could be more exciting! :)
You forgot about Kenan Thompson. He certainly adds a delightful twist to the plot. It should be called "Snakes and Kenan on a Plane". Now that sounds like a quality movie.
Bob Dole just likes to hear Bob Dole talk about Bob Dole. Bob Dole!
- Bob Dole, The Simpsons |
|
|
|
Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2006 : 22:58:42
|
You mean....it's Kenan! :o
--------
"Leguman...Leguman!" |
|
|
|
Suicide_Samurai
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
431 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2006 : 23:16:33
|
I was inspired to look up Kenan and Kel on YouTube. They have a few episodes on there. Not that they're hard to find, but here they are in an organised fashion anyway:
Episode 1, part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf8NKBZlEaw&search=Kenan%20and%20kel
Episode 1, part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0euT2g4ZA4&search=Kenan%20and%20kel
Episode 1, part 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ri5hd-_kM8&search=Kenan%20and%20kel
Episode 2, part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xg1no2shlQ&search=Kenan%20and%20kel
Episode 2, part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMBP_v3kTdo&search=Kenan%20and%20kel
Episode 2, part 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubs5prRQ3F8&search=Kenan%20and%20kel
Episode 3, part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICkxZE5ov6k&search=Kenan%20and%20kel
Episode 3, part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNYoYeP_b_U&search=Kenan%20and%20kel
Episode 3, part 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_oZurtJF4Q&search=Kenan%20and%20kel |
Edited by - Suicide_Samurai on 06/26/2006 23:19:14 |
|
|
|
mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2006 : 08:58:35
|
Sweet! Thanks, I love that show! And All That when they were on it.
I do, I do, I doohoo.
Bob Dole just likes to hear Bob Dole talk about Bob Dole. Bob Dole!
- Bob Dole, The Simpsons |
Edited by - mr.biscuitdoughhead on 06/27/2006 09:00:25 |
|
|
|
speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2006 : 09:26:13
|
Check out Popmatters for an article on SoaP.
he's back jack smoking crack find him if you want to get found
|
|
|
|
TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2006 : 10:56:44
|
Captain Ahab, a (sometimes) hilariously offensive and always entertaining group from California won the contest to have a song featured in the Snakes on a Plane. The song is Snakes on the Brain!! A hip hop project that I'm involved with part-time played a show with Captain Ahab here in Kalamazoo a couple months back. Here's the link to Captain Ahab: http://www.captain-ahab.com/index.php/?p=52
My life is dirt but you seem to make it cleaner... reduce my felony to a misdemeanor |
|
|
|
Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2006 : 11:12:00
|
In the PopMatters article, they mention how online people have been trying to come up with a name for the sequel, and the best suggestion so far is "Snakes on a Plane 2: Bears on a Train"
That might be the most genius idea ever.
-Brian - http://bvsrant.blogspot.com |
|
|
|
Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2006 : 11:15:15
|
Haha!!
Remember, the Pink Panther didn't appear in susbsequent Pink Panther films. ;)
Join the Cult Of Pob! |
|
|
|
Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2006 : 11:32:52
|
Just purchased...
All they can sell apparently is version 2, as it doesn't break copyright law.
-Brian - http://bvsrant.blogspot.com |
|
|
|
Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2006 : 12:13:47
|
Brilliant!
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
|
|
|
|
Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2006 : 15:40:46
|
That should be the official T-shirt!
Join the Cult Of Pob! |
|
|
|
pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2006 : 16:10:41
|
quote:
Originally posted by Suicide_Samurai
I was inspired to look up Kenan and Kel on YouTube. They have a few episodes on there. Not that they're hard to find, but here they are in an organised fashion anyway:
Episode 1, part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf8NKBZlEaw&search=Kenan%20and%20kel
Episode 1, part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0euT2g4ZA4&search=Kenan%20and%20kel
Episode 1, part 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ri5hd-_kM8&search=Kenan%20and%20kel
Episode 2, part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xg1no2shlQ&search=Kenan%20and%20kel
Episode 2, part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMBP_v3kTdo&search=Kenan%20and%20kel
Episode 2, part 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubs5prRQ3F8&search=Kenan%20and%20kel
Episode 3, part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICkxZE5ov6k&search=Kenan%20and%20kel
Episode 3, part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNYoYeP_b_U&search=Kenan%20and%20kel
Episode 3, part 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_oZurtJF4Q&search=Kenan%20and%20kel
Thankyou!
The themetune is actually the ringtone on my phone at the moment!
"The arc of triumph" |
|
|
|
vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2006 : 01:03:59
|
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
In the PopMatters article, they mention how online people have been trying to come up with a name for the sequel, and the best suggestion so far is "Snakes on a Plane 2: Bears on a Train"
That might be the most genius idea ever.
Check out this thread from imdb.com:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/board/nest/27261118
The users at imdb are usually retarded but some of this stuff is hilarious.
"Snakes on a plane 2: Snakes on a boat"
"SOAP: Snakes vs. Jaws"
"SOAP 16: Snakes in Spain"
The Spanish language version released straight to Telemundo.
Antonio Banderas trabaja con Samuel L. Jackson para defender la península ibérica del ejército radical de serpientes.
"Snakes on a plane 20: Alien Vs Predator Vs Snake. aka "Weekend at Bernie's 3" "
"Snakes on a Plane 28: Dude, Where's my Plane?"
"Serpents sur un avion. (1963 - B&W - French with subtitles )"
Denis
Your team sucks |
|
|
|
Ziggy
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
2462 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2006 : 08:41:16
|
| I read one of those as 'Snakes vs. Jews'. Oh dear. |
|
|
|
edbanky
= Cult of Ray =
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
388 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2006 : 08:56:40
|
quote:
Originally posted by Ziggy
I read one of those as 'Snakes vs. Jews'. Oh dear.
WOW. Your post alerted me to the fact that is wasn't "Jews" but "Jaws". What does that say about me/us?
"They, on average, die the same age."
ModulousMember / Posts: 1541 /From: Manchester, UK / Registered: 05-01-2005 |
|
|
|
Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2006 : 10:20:11
|
Join the Cult Of Pob! And don't forget to listen to the Pobcast! |
|
|
|
vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 08:39:12
|
<<One scene, in which a couple smokes a joint and has an intimate encounter in the airplane bathroom, contained a mere suggestion of nudity and a hint of danger.
"Initially, the snake attacked [toward the] camera and we hear them screaming," Ellis said. "The flight attendants are just listening, going, 'Mile-high club. Those were the days.' Now we have the snake actually attacking her breast. We just went for it." >>
<<In a nod to desire for inventive attacks, he filmed a character in a bathroom primping as he prepares to pick up a woman on the flight. The character is shown urinating on a snake "and it leaps up and attacks him in the groin," Ellis said. "He's falling all over the place, holding on to this snake." >>
This is genius
Denis
Your team sucks |
|
|
|
Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 09:17:44
|
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
The character is shown urinating on a snake "and it leaps up and attacks him in the groin," Ellis said. "He's falling all over the place, holding on to this snake."
Would it be going to far to proclaim it a cinematic landmark before seeing it?!
Join the Cult Of Pob! And don't forget to listen to the Pobcast! |
|
|
|
Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 09:57:32
|
I love snakes. I hope they don't get a bad name from this like sharks did from Jaws, spiders did from arachnophobia, and the Nazis did from Schindlers List.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
|
|
|
|
toeknee
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
281 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 17:12:00
|
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I love snakes. I hope they don't get a bad name from this like sharks did from Jaws, spiders did from arachnophobia, and the Nazis did from Schindlers List.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
Oh, the Nazis were the bad guys in that film? I need to make a phone call. |
|
|
|
Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
|
|
s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2006 : 10:16:52
|
The new issue of Total Film:
There's more likely to be a preview in it, not a review. BUT! SOAP!!!
Seán Says: You haven't lived until you've dueled with a midget
|
|
|
|
Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2006 : 17:16:17
|
I bought that today. They have a funny little sidebar suggesting other films they could have done with different vehicles and animals!
Join the Cult Of Pob! And don't forget to listen to the Pobcast! |
|
|
|
Topic |
|
Snakes On A Plane! :D
