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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1040 Posts

Posted - 08/24/2005 :  20:23:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
...if you help me paint my bedroom." That was my friend's girlfriend's proposal to him. He, not being much of a handyman, declined the offer, and she subsequently broke up with him.

I had to laugh, because he said that he had no idea that her question was the hinge upon which their relationship was going to turn. Nor was he subconsciously looking for a way out of the relationship by answering no.

Her friend helped her paint the bedroom instead (I asked if SHE got his sex and beer but he didn't know).

Was it right of him not to compromise and help her paint the bedroom? Sounds to me like they had expectations of one another that would never quite mesh. I think it's good that he answered "no" if he didn't really want to help.

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 08/24/2005 :  20:38:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
sex and beer should be a given in any healthy relationship. once painting rooms becomes a requirement it's time to terminate the relationship
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1158 Posts

Posted - 08/24/2005 :  21:14:52  Show Profile  Visit Sir Rockabye's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I think she should have asked me.


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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/24/2005 :  21:53:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Maybe he dos'nt like beer.
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2673 Posts

Posted - 08/25/2005 :  04:19:25  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
You don't have to be a handyman to paint a bedroom, you just need hands. That said, I would have said no too, if my girlfriend asked me to help her paint her bedroom I'd do it, just holding sex and beer up as a condition feels a bit off to me.

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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/25/2005 :  08:40:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah, she should have just said 'I won't break up with you if you paint the bedroom'!
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts

Posted - 08/25/2005 :  08:49:43  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
she broke up with him because he wouldnt paint her room?????

Ive never considered helping out painting a room is that big a deal - nor worthy of sex and beer (should really make em work for it,) heh.

Ive painted, and had people paint my room...hmm. strange.





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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/25/2005 :  10:05:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Maybe he did'nt want to use the paint, because he drinks paint, not beer.

:) I'm just trying to help.
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silvereel
- FB Fan -

USA
112 Posts

Posted - 08/25/2005 :  20:36:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i'll paint rooms for sex and beer
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 08/26/2005 :  00:17:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'll paint rooms only for sex.

I don't like beer.


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Edited by - whoreatthedoor on 08/26/2005 00:28:22
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scruvs
= Cult of Ray =

353 Posts

Posted - 08/26/2005 :  00:41:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
yea this is really a proposition that should come from a friend or stranger, not a girlfriend.

if the girlfriend really must proposition her boyfriend it should be "sex with my friend and beer."

let this be a lesson.


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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 08/26/2005 :  00:52:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You're right. Actually, free sex is one of the main reasons to date a girl. For some guys it's the only reason. I even have a friend married only for it.


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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 08/26/2005 :  06:21:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh xavi, after marriage it still goes back to sex for chores...;)

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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2673 Posts

Posted - 08/26/2005 :  06:40:54  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
The shrewd ones have a whole economy worked out like If you clean the leaves out of the gutters we'll have sex but get any muddy leaves on the windows I just washed and you only get blown.

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  10:04:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'll give anyone free paint if they help me have sex and drink beer.


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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 08/30/2005 :  12:54:49  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Was their relationship already on shaky ground? That really doesn't sound like anything worth breaking up over.



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One Who Hath Swum
- FB Fan -

78 Posts

Posted - 08/30/2005 :  12:57:58  Show Profile  Visit One Who Hath Swum's Homepage  Reply with Quote
If you paint Homer's Monkey having sex he'll share his beer.

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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 09/01/2005 :  16:58:34  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
If you paint a picture of Homer in beer, you can have hot monkey sex.



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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1040 Posts

Posted - 09/01/2005 :  17:54:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

Was their relationship already on shaky ground? That really doesn't sound like anything worth breaking up over.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.


From what I gathered it was a so-so relationship that didn't seem to me to be extremely long-term. They were having sex up until the paint thing came up. Then none.



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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 09/02/2005 :  17:50:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sex and beard.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 09/02/2005 :  18:19:16  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I think you have the wrong thread. You WERE trying to describe Floop in two words, right? :P



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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 09/02/2005 :  19:33:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I was thinking of the bearded lady! ;)
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1040 Posts

Posted - 09/02/2005 :  22:56:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
New Update:
She extended her offer to the bearded sex monkeys who promptly painted her bedroom, in a drunken fashion.

This degeneration is all your fault Carl.



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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 09/02/2005 :  23:06:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Don't blame me. Blame the bearded sex monkeys!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 09/03/2005 :  09:43:55  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Oh, come on! You blame the bearded sex monkeys for EVERYTHING!



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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 09/03/2005 :  12:38:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

sex and beer should be a given in any healthy relationship. once painting rooms becomes a requirement it's time to terminate the relationship



Once painting rooms becomes a requirement it becomes an objectifying relationship.


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50 Pence
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
284 Posts

Posted - 09/03/2005 :  13:58:49  Show Profile  Visit 50 Pence's Homepage  Reply with Quote
This is a pointless dicussion, i swear people just like showing off their intellect here.

Blats
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 09/03/2005 :  14:24:52  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Well, what good is having an intellect if you can't show it off?



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50 Pence
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
284 Posts

Posted - 09/03/2005 :  14:39:40  Show Profile  Visit 50 Pence's Homepage  Reply with Quote
thats hard to answer, maybe using it for useful stuff, like traffic light timings?


Blats
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 09/03/2005 :  14:42:20  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I haven't seen any evidence of an intellect here yet
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50 Pence
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
284 Posts

Posted - 09/03/2005 :  14:43:33  Show Profile  Visit 50 Pence's Homepage  Reply with Quote
maybe i should have said their lack of intellect then.

Blats
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 09/03/2005 :  14:44:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The intellect is necessary to lie and to remind every lie you've told.


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50 Pence
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
284 Posts

Posted - 09/03/2005 :  14:50:10  Show Profile  Visit 50 Pence's Homepage  Reply with Quote
The intellect????

Blats
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martian-honey
- FB Fan -

United Kingdom
71 Posts

Posted - 09/04/2005 :  13:23:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i asked my boyfriend last week if he would help me paint my bedroom! he refused too, and i just thought "what a tool!" we're still together though, thats just from a girls point of view.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 09/04/2005 :  13:52:17  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Look at it from the man's point of view. Despite the offer of sex and beer, painting's still a lot of hassle and men are lazy at heart, not neccessarily, um, tools.

Not that I ever have had that offer, or are ever likely to.


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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 09/04/2005 :  14:25:50  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
That's true. In fact, I'd be too lazy to have the sex or drink the beer, let alone paint the room.



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