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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
 Posted - 08/01/2005 : 04:56:10
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Well deserved vacation!
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2005 : 06:41:05
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But I've only just come back.
Don't believe the type!
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2005 : 07:15:33
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Take it or leave it.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2005 : 07:19:43
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wish you were her 
Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2005 : 07:32:03
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
But I've only just come back.
Don't believe the type!
you've only just COME ON HER BACK?
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2005 : 07:51:20
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quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
But I've only just come back.
Don't believe the type!
you've only just COME ON HER BACK?
Oh let it linger
Juvenile humour...
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2005 : 08:47:09
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2005 : 11:27:14
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You assume.
Don't believe the type!
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2005 : 12:38:55
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2005 : 12:42:37
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
You assume.
Don't believe the type!
well if the facia isn't acceptable you can always reverse the car into the garage
or invest in a paper bag.
If you invite people who all have the same blood type to a party, but you don't tell them, they'll talk about something else |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2005 : 12:59:43
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Groan!!!!!!!!!!! Another of Homers' unbearable puns.
Kitty's right, boys -- your bathing beauty may look good from behind but who knows about the face. Or maybe you don't care.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2005 : 13:21:52
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
You assume.
Don't believe the type!
well, judging by the photo she does look physically fit. which i personally find sexually attractive.
but don't listen to me, i'm a sexist |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2005 : 15:15:47
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Originally posted by kathryn
Groan!!!!!!!!!!! Another of Homers' unbearable puns.
Kitty's right, boys -- your bathing beauty may look good from behind but who knows about the face. Or maybe you don't care.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
No pun Kiki (I can't see it even now).
And it was I that pointed that out first, with my "You assume" comment. Got it now?
Don't believe the type!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2005 : 15:17:42
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Groan!!!!!!!!!!! Another of Homers' unbearable puns.
Kitty's right, boys -- your bathing beauty may look good from behind but who knows about the face. Or maybe you don't care.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
No pun Kiki (I can't see it even now).
And it was I that pointed that out first, with my "You assume" comment. Got it now?
Don't believe the type!
Angry strawberry alert!
I got it the first time, Homers. I got it. That was my point. The "assume" comment.
Aghghghghrrrrrrrrrrrrgh. Why do I bother with you? God!
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2005 : 15:19:57
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So why is Kitty right and not I?
And for the last time - there was no pun intended! Explain the pun you see? It must be really bad.
Don't believe the type!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2005 : 15:21:36
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never mind, i give up, you win, you're right, you're always right, happy now?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2005 : 15:24:57
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No. You annoy me when you are like this.
Don't believe the type!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2005 : 15:32:08
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Mikey. Kathryn thinks that the pun lays on the 'ass' of assume because the girl in the photo seems to have an ass which is eating her bikini exposing a rather lot of it.
Kathryn. Mikey means there was no pun intended.
If you invite people who all have the same blood type to a party, but you don't tell them, they'll talk about something else |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2005 : 15:42:54
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My teacher used to say those kind of things, kitty. I had a laugh reading it.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2005 : 15:45:13
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By the way, I'm on holidays now. 16 days.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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scruvs
= Cult of Ray =
353 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2005 : 20:20:19
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I thought the assumption was that we were assuming this is a woman. This could be a man, in which case no woman would have been objectified.
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Boy, you sure can holler. |
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Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo
* Dog in the Sand *
1091 Posts |
Posted - 08/02/2005 : 02:45:15
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How can you go on holidays when your jobless??
**** |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/02/2005 : 06:32:30
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Originally posted by starmekitten
Mikey. Kathryn thinks that the pun lays on the 'ass' of assume because the girl in the photo seems to have an ass which is eating her bikini exposing a rather lot of it.
Kathryn. Mikey means there was no pun intended.
If you invite people who all have the same blood type to a party, but you don't tell them, they'll talk about something else
I know, I finally found the pun (so bad that it can barely be called a pun) in bed last night (what the hell it was doing there I have no idea).
I am insulted that she thinks I would sink that low.
Don't believe the type!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/02/2005 : 06:33:22
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Dear Homers. Please accept my heartfelt apology. Sincerely, Kathryn
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/02/2005 : 06:48:12
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Accepted.
Don't believe the type!
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 08/03/2005 : 04:10:45
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quote:
Originally posted by Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo
How can you go on holidays when your jobless??
****
You can be unemployed somewhere else!
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1049 Posts |
Posted - 08/03/2005 : 21:08:09
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Back to the girl: I think she is pretty attractive, it's just that it looks like she has a hand growing out of her right elbow. It's kind of freaky looking to me.
All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2005 : 05:02:38
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You´re going to ruin it for everybody if the electronic janitor sees that photo Adnan.
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Les cacahuetes c'est le mouvement perpétuel à la portée de l'homme . |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2005 : 05:19:42
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Of course not, I was not objectifying anyone, I posted this picture mainly because of that big wave I would like to surf.
It happens that there are often attractive girls wearing tight bikinis in front of such waves. You cannot blame me for that.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2005 : 05:36:14
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I'm trying to figure out what her tattoos are of and where that could be.
And most importantly what a forum holiday would be like.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2005 : 07:49:14
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A complete mess no doubt.
Don't believe the type!
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2005 : 07:55:32
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A fun mess or a horrible mess?
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2005 : 08:00:04
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A bit of both I think.
Don't believe the type!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 07:51:52
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What disturbs me is that no one realizes this woman is CLEARLY walking into the ocean to commit suicide. She needs professional help, and you're just sitting around objectifying her!
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 13:36:55
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I love you Nathan.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 13:39:16
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Let's go away for a while
You and I
To a strange and distant land
Where they speak no word of truth
But we don't understand anyway
Holiday
Far away
To stay
On a holiday
Far away
Let's go today
In a heartbeat!
Heartbeat
Heartbeat
Don't bother to pack your bags
Or your map
We won't need them where we're going
We're going where the wind is blowing
Not knowing where we're gonna stay
Holiday
Far away
To stay
On a holiday
Far away
Let's go today
In a heartbeat!
Heartbeat
Heartbeat
Heartbeat
Heartbeat
We will write a postcard
To our friends and family
In free verse
On the road with Kerouac
Sheltered in his Bivouac
On this road we'll never die...
Heartbeat
Heartbeat
Let's go away for a while
You and I
To a strange and distant land
Where they speak no word of truth
But we don't understand anyway
Holiday
Far away
To stay
On a holiday
Far away
To stay
On a holiday!
Let's go away
Let's go away
On a holiday
Let's go away
Let's go away
In a heartbeat
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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