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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 07/13/2005 : 03:44:45
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Imitation is the best form of compliment or something like that, so:
Violet, Violet
Violets the colour of the sea
half way between
polluted and clean
3 miles from the sewage factory....
not at all meant to be disrespectful, This is supposed to be a joke! before you start!!
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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Edited by - starmekitten on 07/13/2005 03:51:36 |
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 03:49:33
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I don't think this song deserves compliments. It's by far the weakest of the album, IMO..
Funny though :)
Join the Cult of France / And get Honeycomb weeks in advance |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 03:54:45
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I 100% agree..
Violet Violet
Violet this song disagrees
It should get the sack
from the cd frank black
as a b side perhaps I could see
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 04:03:27
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I like it. It's sweet. The first time I heard it I was driving and I almost swerved off the road, the words were so romantic they hit me in the belly.
Violet Violet
Violet is the song for me.
People say it's bad
But I believe in romance
and that's good enough for me
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =
France
2010 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 04:30:53
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 04:41:14
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Not a fan of the song either:
Violet, Violet,
Violet causes retching in me
Half way between
Bile and chyme
The vomit rises up like a sea
PS: Don't lock my account! This is a(n attempted) joke!
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
Edited by - Ten Percenter on 07/13/2005 04:43:25 |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 04:45:15
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Virus, Virus
Viral infections can be
horrible and sick
but not like the quick
reaction this song forces in me
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 05:04:31
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Violate, violate
Violate the forum policy
Will get you banned
For at least a week
Even if you have 5 bees
Mmh. I'm bad at this.
I like the song but I kinda agree it's the weakest of the album.
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 05:43:36
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smile, smile
smiling is all we can do
listen to the song
and try not to retch
even if you're dieing inside
 Oh let it linger |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 06:39:56
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What album is this off again?
Don't believe the type!
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 10:50:54
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| FB.Net Rarities And Outtakes. I got it on E-bay for €100. ;) |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2005 : 05:05:42
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Monkey, Monkey
Monkey it is plain to see
That you live in this
Ignorant bliss
But really, you should try this CD
just skip Violet.
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2005 : 05:19:52
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Kim Deal, Kim Deal
Kim is the woman for him
She's not on HC
So why bother listening
When he's got Last Splash?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2005 : 06:30:31
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Violet, Violet,
The nadir of Honeycomb for me
Sandwiched between "Atom" and "Joy"
To skip for eternity
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 01:29:57
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Tre, tre,
The light of the forum for me,
I could almost be smitten
By the divine starmekitten
Is she weren't a sodding Brummie....
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 01:36:31
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Andy, Andy
Andy your wits plain to see
I thought you quite clever
but you mock brummies, never!
Or it could all end quite painfully
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 01:40:21
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Bazza, Bazza,
The stud of the forum is he,
When on a speed date
Watch all the girls quake
And run off to the nunnery
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 02:29:04
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Tre, Tre,
Please answer this question for me,
From your academic garret
Is it true Jasper Carrott
Is high culture for your average Brummie?
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 02:30:33
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violet... violet
violets the colour of andy
when i bash his ears for being a git
and constantly slagging meeee
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 07:29:39
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Andy, Andy
Trying to be funny, maybe
with that rhyme I fear
you're showing your years
Jasper who? is my question to thee
Andy, Andy
Up north of the border you be
this may be defence
for your dated reference
I gather Scotland is slow for TV
Andy, Andy
Your charm is so much, I decree
Each cruel twist and turn
Stings like chinese burns
But beware, I'm one quite mean lady
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 08:06:52
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Tre, Tre,
How cheeky you are to me,
The art of the Brum-
It doesn't half hum,
Like those f*ckers UB40
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 08:20:42
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Andy Andy
Now again you are being silly
UB40 were spawned
long before I was born
Do you need a zimmer, or prosthetic knee?
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 08:34:44
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Tre, Tre,
Prostheses hold no fears for me,
I can't be as old
As those Brummies so bold
Ozzy Osbourne and Lenny Henry
I will get ELO and Tiswas into the next one.
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
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kelladwella
= Cult of Ray =
Germany
729 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 08:41:49
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Guys, guys,
would you be helpfull to me,
and please tell me quick
or I will get sick
what the hell a brummie might be |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 08:44:54
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Well, Kell
A brummie is an enigma indeed
One could make you cry
With humour quick, sharp and dry
A good example of one, would be me!
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 08:47:11
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Andy, Andy
Your attempts are worrying me
Don't strain you might slip!
And you know old folks hips
Are fragile at best, poor Andy
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 22:57:02
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Starme dear Starme
with words that can't hide
true wit is your razor
bit heart for the sigh
and these works they will carry ya'll on.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 06:35:36
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Oh Mandy
Well you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away, oh Mandy
well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
I need you today, oh Mandy! |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 06:40:46
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Oh Andy
Your slights and insults leave me quaking
You fill me with rage, oh Andy
I hope you like the sound of bones breaking
You might at your age, oh Andy!
hang on a second...
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 06:42:43
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Your a poet and you know it!! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 09:14:54
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Tre, Tre,
Tre is the Brummie for me
I don't understand
Half the things that you say
Yet I love when you speak on the phone with me
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 12:49:41
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Tre, Tre,
You must be at least 4 foot 3,
Your hair's a disgrace,
Grease coats your face,
But you still pass for a Bruummie beauty...
Tre Tre,
The truth is now clear to me,
Your accent's divine
Your humour does shine,
You are not even a pseudo-Brummie.
I think Violet is beginning to grow on me.
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 12:54:22
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Andy, Andy
I'm five foot, you ignorant flea
My hair it does shine
My visage sublime
How bitter you are, jealously
Andy, Andy
I'm questioning your sanity
You're saying that slow
Violet did grow
In your graces? Freinds we can't be...
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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Edited by - starmekitten on 07/16/2005 12:57:25 |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 13:00:40
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Emily, Emily,
Known as Ramona to more than just me
Her birthday's today,
She's older than Tre,
But she will never be as old as me.
happy birthday Em!
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
Edited by - Ten Percenter on 07/16/2005 13:02:05 |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 13:05:00
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Tre, Tre,
I offer my surrender to thee,
You said "Bring it on"
My hip has now gone,
I require physiotherapy
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
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kelladwella
= Cult of Ray =
Germany
729 Posts |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 13:07:45
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starme, starme,
thanks for enlightening me,
to start just like that,
a birmingham-thread,
and explain all things brummie |
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The Violet Parody
