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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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 Posted - 07/04/2005 : 15:54:26
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Is love, sweet love.
We all know this - I certainly trust Bert Bacharach for all my life advice, I'm sure you do the same.
I'm here to offer my opinions on who'd make good couples here, and given my deep insight into the human psyche, I think I'll be pretty darned good.
First off, I think most can see this one coming: Homers Pet Monkey and Zub_The_Goat. Representing the British Isles come our first glamour couple. Combining Mike's shiny bald head with, well, anything, is a great idea, and zub's witticisms will certainly make up for when Michael needs things 'explaining'. The perfect match, I'm sure you'll agree.
We'll see how these two crazy kids get on at the world famous 'Reading' Rock Festival.
More soon! Feel free to voice your agreements - I can't envisage any dissenting.
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2005 : 15:57:42
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I can see it, I'll need a new hat...
I want to live, breathe, I want to be part of the human race |
Edited by - starmekitten on 07/04/2005 16:04:10 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2005 : 20:58:02
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Darn, I thought this was a thread about Camper Van Beethoven, who sing
"What the world needs now (Teen Angst)" -- sample lyric:
"What the world needs now is another folk singer like I need a hole in the head."
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2005 : 06:15:11
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I don't know what to say, except thanks. I'm really flattered.
I think you may have scared her off now though.
EDIT: Can we double date with you and Kitty?
Don't believe the type!
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2005 : 06:28:32
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| im not scared off, i was just buying a new dress to look pretty.....yeah we should double date, then monkeyman can get that wife swapping thing happening he's always wanted |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2005 : 06:33:44
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Zub, why would I want to swap you?
Don't believe the type!
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2005 : 06:47:53
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That's a typo, Mike. She meant 'slap'.
AAH! That's offensive! Ban me!
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2005 : 09:57:21
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yes, and while we're at it ban burt bachereach he's obviously destroyed your moral fibre, in fact lets ban discussion of all music on this board just in case
p.s, monekyman *blushes* |
Edited by - zub_the_goat on 07/05/2005 09:58:39 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2005 : 14:16:58
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For you Zub.
Don't believe the type!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2005 : 14:40:04
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Yes ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, no disagreements there. I shall expect an invite, you crazy kids!
Next up, we face nothing less than an inevitability against all the odds. He's a suave, sophisticated Frenchman, dashing in his wit and style. She's obsessed with good music and feigns obsession with at least two bald men. Yet for all her protestations, ladies and gentlemen, I give you Kathryn and Vilainde - forum icons the pair.
While a seemingly insurmountable barrier stands in their way in the form of the Atlantic ocean, we all know that true love has no boundaries and this is the very textbook definition of true love. Just don't tell their spouses!
[laughter]
But seriously folks. No woman can resist a man that can pull off a toga, just like no man can resist a ravishing beauty combined with sensible taste in The Rock. We're talking an overwhelming 'ding-dong' here folks - just prove me wrong if you can!
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2005 : 15:11:38
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What's an overwhelming ding-dong?
Is this because I saw a photo of Denis' penis? Why can't you people forget that I posted about that?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2005 : 15:16:51
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Are you rejecting him Kiki?
Don't believe the type!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2005 : 15:18:10
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Why do you ask, Homers? You're still thinking of that swap?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2005 : 15:20:57
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Slap.
Don't believe the type!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2005 : 15:21:32
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Ouch!
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 02:00:35
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| hey, stop trying to lure my monkey away *slap* |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 02:03:44
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Don't you dare touching her, zub, bitch! *slap*
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 02:35:46
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| ouch! and awwwww |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 06:25:38
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Put 'em up Denis. It's time to fight for honour.
Don't believe the type!
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 10:47:34
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Burt Bacharach!" |
Edited by - Carl on 07/06/2005 10:47:49 |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 12:12:17
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That's Bruce Forsyth!
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 12:29:17
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| :D Yeah, resemblance noted! |
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 13:54:32
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| all my gifts have disappeared *sob* |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 13:56:29
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| they looked cheap anyway zub, that ring? cubic zirconia I bet |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 13:58:19
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i didn't want to say anything earlier, but what was the deal with that pink filling in the cake? an unsettling color at best. floop and i had a much nicer cake, i'll give you vovat's number.
i am sitting here observing my emotional discomfort. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 14:46:03
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Originally posted by starmekitten
they looked cheap anyway zub, that ring? cubic zirconia I bet
Your jealousy is shocking.
Don't believe the type!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 14:46:44
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| pity, mike.. pity |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 14:56:46
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I have only been nice to you recently. Why do you hate me so?
Don't believe the type!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 15:04:32
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Can you feel the love in this room? I can! Let's put the aggravations around us on the Back Burner, folks, and revel in the wonderful gift of true LOVE. With a 100% hit rate, we've got some more lovely matchmaking to be doing, so follow me down to stage...
A little birdie's been chatting in this ear, telling me that FBnet's glamour couple is finally, and well-and-truly, here! Our young fair maiden has been featured in speculations hereabouts once or twice before, but that's done nothing to diminish the aura and radiance about her person. A 'pretty lady' in every sense of the word, she's madde herself one of the prize catches on the web with her whip-smart brains, and sassy put-downs.
Our gent, on the other hand: classical egghead, I hear you cry? No! Cramming a doctorate's worth of knowledge into such a dashing frame takes a lot of doing, but our man still has time and space for some special 'add-ons'...
The perfect match you say? Why, the same thing occured to me!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... Darwin and Dayanara!
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 15:05:55
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Oh, yeah, baby!!
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 15:06:46
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matchmaking is not allowed anymore because it offends some member's culture in which matchmaking is degrading.
Zen fascists will control you,100% natural |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 15:10:17
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yeah yeah, i've been down this forum marriage route before. it always ends in tears and gunfire.
this is where i would post a picture of flan (if we could post pictures).
i am sitting here observing my emotional discomfort. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 15:10:39
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Mun Chien, mun friend, can you feel the love? Don't drag us down with your negative vibes my friend - we're all about the hugs and kisses - get yourself over to National Kissing Day and pucker up!
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 15:13:51
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already did and i stated that the bad vibe guy can kiss my ass. sorry if i upset you but i'm realy really pissed off. my damn fb parodies are all gone... no love here.
Zen fascists will control you,100% natural |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 15:15:37
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Mun, c'mere. You're just upset because you haven't been set up yet. Don't worry. Cheesey has just the girl for you.
Don't you, cheesey?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2005 : 15:19:18
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Can you feel the love in this room? I can! Let's put the aggravations around us on the Back Burner, folks, and revel in the wonderful gift of true LOVE. With a 100% hit rate, we've got some more lovely matchmaking to be doing, so follow me down to stage...
A little birdie's been chatting in this ear, telling me that FBnet's glamour couple is finally, and well-and-truly, here! Our young fair maiden has been featured in speculations hereabouts once or twice before, but that's done nothing to diminish the aura and radiance about her person. A 'pretty lady' in every sense of the word, she's madde herself one of the prize catches on the web with her whip-smart brains, and sassy put-downs.
Our gent, on the other hand: classical egghead, I hear you cry? No! Cramming a doctorate's worth of knowledge into such a dashing frame takes a lot of doing, but our man still has time and space for some special 'add-ons'...
The perfect match you say? Why, the same thing occured to me!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... Darwin and Dayanara!
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Hold on one god damn minute here! Have you forgotten about floop already? My god, would you put someone into his grave as quick? We all know that floop was there first so no stepping on his toes.
So please....raise your glasses to the real glamour couple.
Floop and Darwin!
Don't believe the type!
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