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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
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Posted - 06/24/2005 :  06:50:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.bumperdumper.com/

kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2005 :  06:56:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Klassic:

http://www.users.qwest.net/~kaustin/K3.htm


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =

France
2010 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2005 :  07:14:57  Show Profile  Visit The Holiday Son's Homepage  Reply with Quote
http://internet.ls-la.net/pictures/Cat-Carrier.html
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Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo
* Dog in the Sand *

1079 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2005 :  07:25:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Lucky Cat!!

reminds me of "it" the mr garrison's invention from Soutpark...

Sugar and Spice, Luring Disco Dollies on a Life of Vice
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2005 :  11:59:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well I definitely want the t-shirt.


Don't believe the type!
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
2002 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2005 :  13:22:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke

http://www.bumperdumper.com/





That thing is a piece of crap!

I was alone...in my BIG BED

-bRIAN
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2005 :  13:49:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'd buy anything off this man:








Edited by - Carl on 06/24/2005 13:49:50
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2005 :  14:05:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Jack Lalane lives in my town. I see him around from time to time. We'll go to check the surf and theres Jack sleeping in his corvette in the parking lot at the rock.

This being "the rock"
Morro Bay rock. It's actually one of (8 or) 9 an extinct volcanoes that run from San luis obispo out to Morro bay.


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2005 :  14:06:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
My, that's a big rock, KOK!


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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2005 :  14:25:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It's a volcanic plug with peregrine falcons living on it. I know this because I'm a Californian and I care.
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
2002 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2005 :  14:29:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I too once had a run-in with Jack LaLane...literally. I used to work at an upscale convalescent/retirement center (imagine that) in Brea, CA when I was in college back in '92. One day, for some reason, I was bolting around a corner in one of the hallways (either running from my boss, or the living dead tenents/patients) and I slammed smack dab into Jack LaLane. He kicked my ass and left me for dead. Just kidding. I said, "Oh, excuse me, Mr....LaLane", and he just smiled and told me to slow down.

I was alone...in my BIG BED

-bRIAN
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2005 :  14:32:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Jack LaLanne cut me off once. I was on my skiff halfway to Catalina Island and that bastard swam right in front of me. I had to go full rudder to starboard to avoid hitting him.



Edited by - BLT on 06/24/2005 14:46:46
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
2002 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2005 :  15:11:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Jack LaLane is a fucking dick!!!

I was alone...in my BIG BED

-bRIAN
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2005 :  15:45:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
He boasted in Esquire magazine that he doesn't eat sugar not ever, not
even his, like, 94th birthday cake or however ancient he is.


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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2005 :  16:08:00  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Does he still tow barges on every birthday, or whatever the hell it was he used to do?



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2005 :  16:20:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
My buddy just informed me he recently got a DUI. I hear he's drunk all the time. of course when I'm 88 I'll be high all the time.

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2005 :  16:23:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
He won't do sugar but he'll do booze? That's random.


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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 06/24/2005 :  16:56:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
He used to pull a boat to Alcatraz while wearing handcuffs and other such shenanigans.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi%3Ff=/c/a/2004/09/24/DDGA38T07J50.DTL
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  03:33:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And he promoted the Juice Tiger on Amzing Discoveries with Mike Levey! ;)
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