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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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 Posted - 06/23/2005 : 10:32:40
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Well i've had some time off this week so instead of going to the city and doing something about it i stayed in town and took it easy. had a hit and and walked to my new Bank to open an account. now this Bank was not my your typical 100 year old marble and stone behemoth you would expect in these parts this was a softer and gentler structure.if you need money don't ask the people working there, instead use your ATM card the teller of 2005 does'nt work with cash. fine with me, its just that if one was to rob the place you would need a totaly different attitude as far as Bank robbing goes. for starters there would be no need to leave your house, you'd get farther sitting @ your PC.
But i'm not Mathew Brodrick and you're not..... whats her name.....
well i don't know who you are, does'nt matter i only deposited $50.00 so if you are a thief you wont break me.
after the Bank i was a bit thirsty so i went looking for some Iced coffee. now i'm no caffine snob but i need a good cup of coffee for $2.00 you know what i mean? for .50 cents you can pour me mud but not two bucks. well i guess a take Manhattan for granted because around here ice coffee is like a mystery. you ask the person at the counter they then whisper something in spanish, hebrew , russian or just plain old mumble to a third person who goes in the back for awhile only to return with what you now know will suck. i gave it back told the guy it tasted like dirty ice, he gave me my money back and that was it. this was'nt the first time, i give these places a try and they wind up dropin the ball and sending me to Dunkin Donuts.
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 12:29:17
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| please this i a forum, i know it sounds InCoherant but i'm sure someone must have thoughts on banking or coffee. |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 12:55:07
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seems danjersey took more than one hit! 
I was alone...in my BIG BED
-bRIAN |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 13:14:09
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| a dab'll do ya |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 13:18:24
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Our own Jim Anchower.
I respect your stand on the coffee. Keep up the good work. |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 13:24:08
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| no not Anchower, now come on people it's banking lets go ....................and nothing. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 13:28:04
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Go Jim Dan!
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Edited by - BLT on 06/23/2005 13:46:22 |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 13:48:46
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| come on i read the onion and this is not right. it's my day off. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 14:16:43
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Has anyone ever deposited at a sperm bank?
Don't believe the type!
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 14:19:11
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very nice, well played.
me? no. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 15:39:30
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Do you keep banker's hours, Dan?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 15:51:10
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no i wish, i leave for work at 7:00am and don't get home till 8:00pm.
thanks kathryn, this topic has'nt lit the fire i thought it would.......sulk....... |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 16:15:16
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| Sorry, I would contribute more but I use a credit union and am therefore unqualified to comment. |
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1041 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 04:43:32
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my atm card is in 2 pieces but it still works. imagine that.
All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies |
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 04:58:59
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my bank pissed me off the other day.
i lost my card so had to go inside to withdraw just 20 quid.
the only i.d i had was my passport which is a few months out of date.
even though the pic in my port looks just like me (go figure) it still took them around 30 minutes
and a little persuading on my part to get my bloody petrol money off them.
all i wanted was MY money from MY account.
instead i got looks and whispers in my direction.
Yes! that's right. I'm a con man. Now give me £20. |
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 05:00:30
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and when i was a student, being overdrawn meant a letter in the post every other day.
i reckon at least a tree was spent telling me i'm a tenner overdrawn. |
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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
947 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 05:22:30
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"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
Mark Twain
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