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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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 Posted - 06/22/2005 : 10:09:30
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AFI's top 20 Movie Quotes
They should have picked better and more recent ones.
1. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. GONE WITH THE WIND 1939
2. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. THE GODFATHER
3. You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. ON THE WATERFRONT
4. Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. THE WIZARD OF OZ
5. Here's looking at you, kid. CASABLANCA
6. Go ahead, make my day. SUDDEN IMPACT
7 . All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. SUNSET BLVD.
8 . May the Force be with you. STAR WARS
9. Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night. ALL ABOUT EVE
10. You talking to me? TAXI DRIVER
11. What we've got here is failure to communicate. COOL HAND LUKE
12. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. APOCALYPSE NOW
13. Love means never having to say you're sorry. LOVE STORY
14. The stuff that dreams are made of. THE MALTESE FALCON
15. E.T. phone home. E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
16. They call me Mister Tibbs! IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT
17. Rosebud. CITIZEN KANE
18. Made it, Ma! Top of the world! WHITE HEAT
19. I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! NETWORK
20. Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. CASABLANCA
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 10:14:33
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As far as classics go, that's pretty good I'd say.
I'd add
"We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses" BLUES BROTHERS
"Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya punk? DIRTY HARRY
I'm going to have to hop over to IMDB, do some research.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 10:19:04
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Cheeseman1000, that's one of my favorite parts in Blues Brothers.
I think they should make a list of the top 20 misquoted lines from movies, i.e. "Play it again, Sam" from Casablanca and "Luke, I am your father" from Empire Strikes Back. Neither of those are said in the films.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 10:22:40
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, one of the bestest quotes in my not so humble, verging on the arrogant opinion is:
I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum
Rowdy Roddy Piper - They live! what a dude!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 10:23:25
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Isn't it true that James Cagney never said "you dirty rat"?
I have another, it was on the tip of my tongue before:
"If I ever, I mean if I ever see you here again, you die."
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 10:23:32
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Joe Pesci: "Fuck you, fuckball!"
I can't remember the movie. Goodfellas?
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 10:31:41
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Very ho-hum and unsurprising choices.
These are what they should have been:
1. I made you a 'tow'...you know, tuna-on-wheat? MAC & ME
2. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. JFK
3. I knew I loved you the first time I saw you. DEAD AGAIN
4. You shit on my house! CANT BUY ME LOVE
5. But I didn't do anything! FIRST BLOOD
6. You can't kill my dreams, Mr. Bond...but my dreams can kill you. DIE ANOTHER DAY
7. Noooooo!!! STAR WARS EPISODE 3 REVENGE OF THE SITH
8. What a setup. CONSENTING ADULTS
9. Frankenstein! MARY SHELLY'S FRANKENSTEIN
10. A.N.G.E.L., you're supposed to protect the files! DISCLOSURE
11. I'm not a smart man...but I know what love is. FORREST GUMP
12. Because after he eats he looks like he has the mumps. TWISTED BRAIN
13. Damn you, how can you cop out on me when I need you the most? MOONTRAP
14. Get off my plane. AIR FORCE ONE
15. Now I ain't gonna take more than what is my share...and that be fingers and toes. HUNTERS BLOOD
16. Oh, Billy! MIDNIGHT EXPRESS
17. Carrie! STAR WARS
18. Mr. President! Mr. President! AIR FORCE ONE
19. All right, we're gonna do it the scanner way...I'm gonna suck you're brain dry. SCANNERS
20. I didn't do it, Rose! You KNOW I didn't! I love you, Rose! TITANIC
I was alone...in my BIG BED
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 10:54:58
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They should have just told people to watch the Monty Python films. All the best quotes are in those.
And Caddyshack.
And Airplane.
And Airplane 2
And Dumb And Dumber.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 10:57:56
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"Pull over!
Actually it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!"
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:00:27
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Hehe, there we go.
Lloyd: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver is full of shit, man.
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:16:28
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O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her a break.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:17:06
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Be the ball.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:21:30
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quote:
Originally posted by BLT
O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her a break.
---Clark W. Griswold
And those films too. Sorry, forgot about those.
"He's gonna pork her dad"
"He's not gonna pork her Rusty........OK, he's gonna pork her"
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:22:22
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Be the ball.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Ty: I like you Betty.
Danny: It's Danny sir.
Ty: Danny
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:25:15
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It's a Cinderella story.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:26:06
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Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers, rodents!
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:29:22
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Danny: "I was hoping to go to college but unfortunately it looks
like my parents aren't going to be able to afford to send me."
Judge Smails: "Well, the world needs ditch-diggers too."
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:29:32
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It was my signature for a while:
Ash [straps chainsaw to hand and wields it]: "Groovy!" EVIL DEAD 2
"Great Scott, Marty!" BACK TO THE FUTURE
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:30:05
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Time for some Dangerfield.
Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:33:31
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Do you want to make 14 bucks the hard way?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:36:34
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Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:39:25
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Al: Hey Wang! What's with the pictures? It's a parking lot. Wang, I think this is a restricted club so don't tell them you're Jewish.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:41:36
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Carl Spackler: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:43:19
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I've sentenced boys younger than yourself to the gas chamber.
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:45:25
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No quotes from 'Pulp Fiction' or Woody Allen? 
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:45:52
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I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!
I was alone...in my BIG BED
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:45:53
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thats my mother you're pissing on - brain dead (or the dead alive)
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:46:05
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Spaulding: I want a hamburger, no, a cheeseburger, I want french fries...
Judge Smails: YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!!!!!!!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:48:19
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Judge Smails: YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!!!!!!!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
I still say this to people now.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:52:17
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Me, too. Totally. And the delivery is, as you know, key.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:54:14
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Carl Spackler: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:54:28
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There are so many from Chet from Weird Science;
Chet: You're stewed, buttwad!
Chet: I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering makin' up some shit!
Chet: How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:56:16
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Some mentioned this one from I Heart Huckabees recently;
Vivian Jaffe: Have you ever transcended space and time?
Albert Markovski: Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 12:00:41
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Another Dumb and Dumber;
Harry: "I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
Lloyd: "I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver is full of shit!"
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 12:01:08
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From another classic:
"It's understanding that helps people like us tolerate a person such as yourself."
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 12:02:34
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For tre, Return of the Living Dead;
Frank: You'll watch your tongue, boy, if you like this job!
Freddy: Like this job?!
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