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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
 Posted - 06/14/2005 : 09:39:57
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I don't have any. Perhaps some of you do, though. Post them here.
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 10:55:41
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I clean while I cook so afterwards there really is nothing to clean. This is very The Anal Retentive Chef, but it helps me enjoy my food much more knowing that all I have to do is put my plate and fork in the dishwasher once I'm done.
I was alone...in my BIG BED
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 11:33:48
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 11:34:10
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quote:
Originally posted by TRANSMARINE
I clean while I cook so afterwards there really is nothing to clean. This is very The Anal Retentive Chef, but it helps me enjoy my food much more knowing that all I have to do is put my plate and fork in the dishwasher once I'm done.
I was alone...in my BIG BED
-bRIAN
Me too.
Don't believe the type!
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 11:57:47
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When I was much younger(honest), I used to take all the peas out of vegetable soup, put them to the side of my bowl, and eat them afterwards. Gross.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 12:26:54
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Freak more like.
You are definitely going to hell boy.
Don't believe the type!
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 13:28:03
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Does eating the biscuit sides on a bourbon to try and leave the creamy middle bit intact count? Oh god, I have more of these than I thought.
Stop picking on me Homers
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 13:28:58
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jaffa cakes
thats all I'm saying |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 13:31:18
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| i can't stand the different kinds of food on my plate touching eachother. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 13:35:40
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quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance
Does eating the biscuit sides on a bourbon to try and leave the creamy middle bit intact count? Oh god, I have more of these than I thought.
Stop picking on me Homers
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No power in the 'verse can stop me
I'm just kidding my friend. I can relate to the biscuit habbits. I used to have loads of them.
Don't believe the type!
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 13:38:45
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Originally posted by starmekitten
jaffa cakes
thats all I'm saying
I have that one too
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 13:53:09
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by TRANSMARINE
I clean while I cook so afterwards there really is nothing to clean. This is very The Anal Retentive Chef, but it helps me enjoy my food much more knowing that all I have to do is put my plate and fork in the dishwasher once I'm done.
I was alone...in my BIG BED
-bRIAN
Me too.
Don't believe the type!
me too.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 13:53:38
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when I eat roast beef sandwiches with potato chips (american) and a pickle, I often put the chips inside the sandwich... oh, that goes back to this http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10068&SearchTerms=,weird, which I just recalled... and which I just noticed was started by my alter-ego: UberDumbass...
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 13:58:45
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Is that some kind of brit thing that we outsiders are unable to understand?
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 13:59:25
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Originally posted by dayanara
i can't stand the different kinds of food on my plate touching eachother.
I read in Tiger Beat that Donny Osmond has that problem, too. Or at least he
did back in the 70s.
I have so many twisted culinary habits that I don't know where to start.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 14:00:22
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Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
Is that some kind of brit thing that we outsiders are unable to understand?
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro
huh?
... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 14:06:47
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I was talking about "Jaffa cakes". I write slowly.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 14:24:23
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 14:34:25
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Surfer, that might belong in the Too Much Information thread. Though it may not be
scatological enough...
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 14:36:11
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 14:37:15
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Yeah, it's worse than the Men's Locker Room. Not that I've ever lurked in there, mind you.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 14:38:37
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 14:51:49
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How To Fold Soup - Steve Martin.
We middle-class folks are now all pretty much aware that the lunchpail is strictly a boorish accoutrement. It's just about impossible to maintain an air of dignity when you're carting around a clumsy tin box with a bologna sandwich in it. Yet it is certainly stylish to bring one's own lunch to work. Many people who sought the chic of a brought-from-home lunch weren't about to tote that bulky lunchpail, and the answer for most citizens was to hide food on their body, then at lunchtime produce it from various pockets and hidden belts. This is a wonderful solution and can even give the most dreary office building a certain outdoorsy feel.
However, with all the ingenuity involved in hiding various delicacies on the body, this process automatically excludes certain foods. For example, a turkey sandwich is welcome, but the cumbersome cantaloupe is not (science has provided some relief, of course, like the pecan-sized watermelon ready to be popped into the mouth). One person lined a pocket with vinyl so he could carry around dip and munch all day, dipping the chips into his vest pocket and having them emerge fully doused with onion spread. Another acquaintance had a sport coat equipped with a banana loader, arranged so that by lowering his arm a banana would secretly drop into his hand. This proved ideal for long meetings that continued through lunch, as the drop was made so discreetly that others would naturally think you had been eating a banana all along.
These "tricks" may seem too elaborate for the average unique person desiring to bring their lunch from home, yet still insisting on a fully-balanced meal. The answer is soup. Soup is a robust addition to any meal and just about everyone has a favorite. But the primary concern is "how can you carry soup on your body without appearing ridiculous?" When you ask yourself this question, you are ready for soup folding.
Soup Folding.
First prepare the soup of your choice and pour it into a bowl. Then, take the bowl and quickly turn it upside down on a cookie tray. Lift the bowl ever so gently so that the soup retains the shape of the bowl. Gently is the key word here. Then, with a knife cut the soup down the middle into halves, then quarters, and gently reassemble the soup into a cube. Some of the soup will have run off onto the cookie tray. Lift this soup up by the corners and fold slowly into a cylindrical soup staff. Square off the cube by stuffing the cracks with this cylindrical soup staff. Place the little packet in your purse or inside coat pocket, and pack off to work. When that lunch bell chimes, impress your friends by former the soup back into a bowl shape, and enjoy! Enjoy it until the day when the lunchpail comes back into vogue and we won't need soup folding or cornstalks up the leg.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 14:55:20
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Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
I'm not familiar with this "Men's Locker Room" of which you speak. Is/was it as wonderous as I imagined?
I couldn't say, babe. I've never looked in there.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 14:57:38
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| Neither did I (like I even would), but I imagine it was a great place. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 15:00:00
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I imagine all the hottest forum guys just hanging out, having some
man time to themselves, the occasional towel flying, lots of
talk about sports teams.
Surfer, how did you and I yet again manage to get a thread off topic and
onto the subject naked man flesh?
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 15:06:59
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I wasn't even aware we were doing it
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 15:13:40
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I eat french fries with ice cream.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 15:15:32
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Originally posted by Llamadance
When I was much younger(honest), I used to take all the peas out of vegetable soup, put them to the side of my bowl, and eat them afterwards. Gross.
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Dude .. we used to have this big cabinet behind my seat at the dinner table when I was a kid. Everytime we have broccoli or peas, I'd put them in a tissue and store them in the cabinet. Let's just say my parents were quite suprised on moving day.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 15:38:25
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Oh yeah... another kid story...
When I used to eat my lunch at school, I'd eat my sandwich then pour my juice box on to the cellophane and drink it like that....
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2005 : 01:31:50
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You can get Jaffa Cakes in Spain too Xavi, like, try to keep up please.
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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know." |
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2005 : 04:25:12
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 06/15/2005 : 14:08:34
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I understand the dry cereal thing. I had a housemate who was the complete opposite - he used to put milk on his cereal the NIGHT BEFORE stick it in the fridge just so he could have especially soggy cereal the following morning.
Turns my stomach just thinking about it. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2005 : 14:10:37
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i like to put avocado, lime and hot sause on pizza.
try it |
Edited by - floop on 06/15/2005 14:10:57 |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2005 : 14:18:54
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2005 : 14:28:06
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quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
I understand the dry cereal thing. I had a housemate who was the complete opposite - he used to put milk on his cereal the NIGHT BEFORE stick it in the fridge just so he could have especially soggy cereal the following morning.
Turns my stomach just thinking about it.
I hate that some people like soggy cornflakes. It's just wrong.
Don't believe the type!
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Weird Culinary Habits
