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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 06/13/2005 : 11:03:00
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| dude thats a haemarhoid and you still need to clean up after yourself you know |
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Mass Pleeze
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 11:09:22
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Visited Indonesia <Djakarta and Surabaya> in 1976. We were informed that it is impolite to shake hands with the right because this, you see, is the wiping hand and of course it is fourth world so - bingo - no paper. Remember to shake with the left.
They also stake lambs in a pen and let the Komodo Dragons feast. This is, incredibly, a tourist attraction. Big fun - chomp.
can you swing from a good rope? building jumper |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 12:34:43
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Originally posted by BLT
More excessive information: You haven't lived until you've been to a Mexican restroom where they put the spent toilet paper in a wastebasket beside the toilet.
Same in Greece.
I guess floop WAS wrong!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 12:35:19
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Originally posted by floop
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Originally posted by ElevatorLady
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Originally posted by floop
i really go through a LOT of toilet paper. an incredible amount really.
Same here. I think I use more toilet paper than both of my flatmates together.
i knew there was a reason why i liked you Elevatorlady
I use a lot too. I have to get it spotless though. So you can eat your dinner off it so to speak.
I guess floop WAS wrong!
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 13:12:19
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| someone please lead us out of anusville. |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 13:23:56
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wow, uranus is big. (sry for the 5th-grade humour) |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 13:47:09
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| I worry that Uranus has Klingons. |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 13:50:48
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| Welcome to Uranus! Enjoy our local quesadillas...now with 50% less Klingons, guaranteed! Peruse our museums--the ancient runs are a favorite attraction. Come and pray in our holy temple--we've added extra thrones for your convenience. Uranus--where Mylanta is Urlanta. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 14:01:19
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I wipe with my left hand. Come to think of it, I wipe with both.
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 23:42:59
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Originally posted by ObfuscateByWill
I no longer trim my pubic hair.
 Take a bite of the chocolate coffin.
I no longer can see my pubic hair...
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Don't believe the hype. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 06:23:22
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Can you still see your feet?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 05:59:25
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Back by popular demand.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 19:39:38
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OK. I guess it's not so popular anymore. False alarm. As you were.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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callahan
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149 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 21:12:03
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I had a flatmate in college who had a phobia of flushing toilet paper. So, he would throw it in the trash can next to the toilet. We had a little chat and he refused to flush. He didn't last too much longer.
I passed a cow and the cow was brown. My pyjamas clung to me like a shroud! Like a shroud! |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 01:13:05
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Was he Mexican or Greek?
Daisy Girl had an interesting story about not shaving her legs and armpits, that I think she should take over here.
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 05:57:15
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I'm now down to an a cup - the husband offered to buy me a pair of boobs for my next birthday.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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callahan
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149 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 06:14:43
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Originally posted by vilainde
Was he Mexican or Greek?
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf
He was from Puerto Rico. Yes, it was a cultural issue. But the problem was we couldn't break him of the habit. We couldn't convince him that th U.S sewer system could handle tissue. We all got sick of looking at feces in the trash. So, that was it for him!
I passed a cow and the cow was brown. My pyjamas clung to me like a shroud! Like a shroud! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 08:23:51
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i just had a few bowls of cereal..
oh, and i'm about to take a shit |
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One Who Hath Swum
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78 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 08:25:11
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| No problem as we know yours doesn't stink. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 08:30:45
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| how did you know? |
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One Who Hath Swum
- FB Fan -
78 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 08:37:37
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| Not quite sure, but since I lost my nose to a flesh eating virus, things aren't been the same. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 10:57:10
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Originally posted by vilainde
Daisy Girl had an interesting story about not shaving her legs and armpits, that I think she should take over here.
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf
Nice.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *
1670 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 17:42:37
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i y*s ya&&&&& n$$$o a@@##@@Kjan exactly, so th*n o****** the() ok. B# ^@8
The Truth Is Out There |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 17:59:35
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Wasn't there a menstruation thread at some point? Good lord.
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 14:51:11
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Wasn't there a thread at one point where Kathryn didn't mention another thread? :P
Hey, I kid! I kid because I love!
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 15:36:46
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I just realised I give too much information all the time here-with my endless links!
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 15:36:56
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a few weeks ago I had my first al fresco dump. It was awesome and liberating, though I was afraid of getting a tick on my arse.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 15:42:12
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I remember bunking off school with a friend years ago, getting caught short in a field and having to use my science notebook for toilet paper.
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 17:49:52
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irish to english translation, please: does "bunking off school" mean skipping school? "getting short in a field" means ______ ?
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 19:30:33
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Originally posted by kathryn
irish to english translation, please: does "bunking off school" mean skipping school? "getting short in a field" means ______ ?
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 19:47:28
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Ixnay on the exsay comments. Turns out mister biscuit is younger than Sir Rock.
And there I was pondering a "Your last sexual experience" thread. I'm calling him baby biscuit from now on.
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 19:49:07
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"baby biscuit feels the best
floating over a sea of vodka......"
I could kill you sure, but I could only make you cry with these words...
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 20:55:50
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Originally posted by kathryn
Ixnay on the exsay comments. Turns out mister biscuit is younger than Sir Rock.
And there I was pondering a "Your last sexual experience" thread. I'm calling him baby biscuit from now on.
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
Mr. Biscuit isn't much older than our kids. |
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 21:40:27
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True enough, darwin. This is one of those "You know you're getting old when ... " moments.
My oldest son, who's 8, occasionally peeks over my shoulder when I'm on the forum. Apparently he's picked up on biscuit's nick, because when he and his brother play together, he'll occasionally say he's Mr. Biscuit Dough Head.
 Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 21:48:45
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| when they start saying "suck my balls" you've got a problem |
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Too Much Information Thread
