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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
 Posted - 06/06/2005 : 22:13:11
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A place to post your favorite insults. Online or Offline.
I can always use more fuel in my fire.
1. You pole-smoking, gibbon-humping, cum-guzzling, pimple-nibbling, wank-brained fucktard!
How is that for starters?
... It was the like the First time I ever tried Cheetos. And I fuckin love Bambi. |
Edited by - Little Black Francis on 06/07/2005 11:20:19 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2005 : 22:13:47
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| i've got two words for you and they ain't "happy birthday" |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2005 : 23:07:40
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| I'd call you a c*nt, but you lack both the warmth and the depth |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 06:38:38
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Willyhead!
I guess floop WAS right!
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 07:29:43
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| smelly face! |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 07:57:58
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| You're thicker than two short boards stuck together with stupid glue. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 09:54:45
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You arse!! Braindead stoat fucker!! Goonlizard!
"Scruffy....Nerfherder!" |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 09:55:47
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Poopyhead
I was alone...in my BIG BED
-bRIAN |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 10:00:44
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someone once made the mistake of calling my brother fat..
"thats because every time I fucked your mum she gave me a biscuit"
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Edited by - starmekitten on 06/07/2005 10:00:58 |
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ElevatorLady
= Cult of Ray =
385 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 10:32:02
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quote:
Originally posted by tobafett
You're thicker than two short boards stuck together with stupid glue.
Stupid glue, hehe.
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
someone once made the mistake of calling my brother fat..
"thats because every time I fucked your mum she gave me a biscuit"
Wow did that actually happen or did you just made it up? I love it!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 10:35:36
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actually happened, laughed so hard I cried.
we make our parents proud
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 10:46:55
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 Clever fella! |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 10:51:54
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| i use poopyhead a lot at work... |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 12:27:46
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Pooeybum!
I guess floop WAS right!
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 12:40:02
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| Poos!! |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 13:02:43
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| Go shit in your hat. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 13:38:54
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| you know what i like about you? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 13:50:45
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I guess floop WAS right!
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 08:54:44
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My current favorite is "that guy can eat a dick". I find myself saying it daily.
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"I’m not ashamed to say I want rock & roll..."
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http://prettycrabby.com |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 08:57:43
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
someone once made the mistake of calling my brother fat..
"thats because every time I fucked your mum she gave me a biscuit"
Oh my, that one is so good it actually hit me in the stomach.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 08:58:40
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Shove it gramps.
that's my current statement.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 11:39:43
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quote:
Originally posted by ramona
My current favorite is "that guy can eat a dick". I find myself saying it daily.
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"I’m not ashamed to say I want rock & roll..."
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http://prettycrabby.com
I like that one too. The next stage in the evolution of that one is "eat a bag of dicks"
... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 11:41:01
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reminds me of classic withnail line..
...You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're
doing it
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =
France
2010 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 11:46:27
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 11:48:13
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too many of them and in too many languages. here are the ones i use the most:
Italian:
1) ma vaffanculo testa di cazzo
2) che cazzo vuoi?
3) fatti cazzi tuoi
Greek:
1) Malaka in every frase
2) Kwlogamhmene poustarde
3) To mouni pou se hese
 Like private parts to the Gods are we, they play with us for their sport |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 12:27:37
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quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
quote:
Originally posted by ramona
My current favorite is "that guy can eat a dick". I find myself saying it daily.
_____________________________________________________________________
"I’m not ashamed to say I want rock & roll..."
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http://prettycrabby.com
I like that one too. The next stage in the evolution of that one is "eat a bag of dicks"
... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos.
Ooo, good one. I can always count on you, LBF.
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"I’m not ashamed to say I want rock & roll..."
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http://prettycrabby.com |
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ccuadros
* Dog in the Sand *
Chile
1315 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 16:06:16
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Interesting topic...jejejeje this are Chilean insults:
1) hueon (we that use a lot)
2) maraca culia (like bitch but worst)
3) andate a la reconchetumadre ( it's like fuck you but a lot worst..it's related with your mom)
If you said that here...you'll probably get a kick
Salu2
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 17:28:24
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This one isn't so offensive but I like it anyways.
Who brought the new kid?
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 19:03:25
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quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
too many of them and in too many languages. here are the ones i use the most:
Italian:
1) ma vaffanculo testa di cazzo
2) che cazzo vuoi?
3) fatti cazzi tuoi
Greek:
1) Malaka in every frase
2) Kwlogamhmene poustarde
3) To mouni pou se hese
Like private parts to the Gods are we, they play with us for their sport
mun, I'd be happy to translate those for the rest of the group.
(apo ta exi protimo to trito to elliniko)
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 19:03:59
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My biggest insult:
"You have a nice day," said in my most polite slash sarcastic voice.
The unfortunates to whom I have said this have withered on the spot.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 19:04:28
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an old classic that's good to do (preferably with other people around, as with most insults):
in the best good will-meaning voice you can come up with, say to your insultee, "hey, i've got something for you"
meanwhile, slowly reach deep into your front pocket. be sure to take your time to build as much suspense as possible. pretend that it's too big for your pocket and you're having a hard time getting it out.
then, veeeeery slowly, pull your hand out of your pocket until it revealed to insultee and all gathered that in fact there is no gift in your hand but instead your hand is in the 'bird' position, causing confusion and hurt feelings to insultee, and pleasure to groupies and passersby |
Edited by - floop on 06/08/2005 19:12:09 |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 19:29:20
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from my new favorite comedy
I'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it?
... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos. |
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 19:44:57
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I really like "Fuck you and everyone that looks like you."
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
www.transposed.net |
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 19:47:04
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"You suck at life" is a line that a few friends of mine used to use and as simple as it may seem said by the right person with the right inflection it is will make you want to curl up in a ball.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
www.transposed.net |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 06:33:14
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"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on" is a classic.
I guess floop WAS right!
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 06:39:11
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
an old classic that's good to do (preferably with other people around, as with most insults):
in the best good will-meaning voice you can come up with, say to your insultee, "hey, i've got something for you"
meanwhile, slowly reach deep into your front pocket. be sure to take your time to build as much suspense as possible. pretend that it's too big for your pocket and you're having a hard time getting it out.
then, veeeeery slowly, pull your hand out of your pocket until it revealed to insultee and all gathered that in fact there is no gift in your hand but instead your hand is in the 'bird' position, causing confusion and hurt feelings to insultee, and pleasure to groupies and passersby
That's a term of endearment in our office |
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Insults
