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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  05:51:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
True, my parents are clever, but can you explain genius by genetics?

I sometimes wish I was stupider, it would probably make me happier. But then, I consider my position, high above the masses, and I think that sacrificed happiness is just the price to pay. Maybe I'm wrong but, hell, who could know?

As I said before, I sometimes even outsmart my self. Then I have to slow down a little. Or get drunk.


I will show you fear in a handful of dust

mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =

Italy
2139 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  05:55:09  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
mmmm... you should really give up masturbation for a while and get some sex.


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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <

France
4233 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  05:58:16  Show Profile  Visit cassandra is's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I finaly found out who's hiding behind you Monsieur: it's Patrick Bateman

pas de bras pas de chocolat
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  06:02:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I've heard it said that only the delusional and idiotic think they're really smart. I'm convinced that is not the case here.

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We know what we are
Absolutely barking stars
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hWolsky
= Cult of Ray =

France
696 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  06:04:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What is your lineage, cher Monsieur?

And please tell me you live in Paris, otherwise there is no point in being pretencious...
(rive gauche de préférence...)

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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  06:06:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ah, the malaise of the Bourgeois Intellectual.
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <

France
4233 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  06:11:40  Show Profile  Visit cassandra is's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Camarade bourgeois,
camarade fils-à-papa,
la Triumph en bas d'chez toi,
le p'tit chèque en fin de mois,
regarde-toi ah ah ah
regarde-toi ah ah ah

Camarade bourgeois,
camarade fils-à-papa,
t'as vraiment pas l'air con,
quand tu sors le dimanche
ton petit complet-veston
et ta chemise blanche.
regarde-toi ah ah ah
regarde-toi ah ah ah

Camarade bourgeois,
camarade fils-à-papa,
tu roules en Ferrari
ou en Lamborghini,
tu roules des épaules,
tu te crois super-drôle,
regarde-toi ah ah ah
regarde-toi ah ah ah

Camarade bourgeois,
camarade fils-à-papa,
je sais, ton père est patron,
faut pas en faire un complexe,
le jour d'la révolution,
on lui coupera qu'la tête.
regarde-toi ah ah ah
regarde-toi ah ah ah

Camarade bourgeois,
camarade fils-à-papa,
tu passes ton temps au drugstore
sur les Champs-Elysées
tu te crois très très fort,
t'es jamais qu'un minet.
regarde-toi ah ah ah
regarde-toi ah ah ah

Camarade bourgeois,
camarade fils-à-papa,
rejoins les rangs de la pègre,
tu prendras vraiment ton pied,
ne sois plus une petite pède,
nous sommes tous des défoncés,
regarde-moi ah ah ah
regarde-moi ah ah ah
regarde-moi ah ah ah
regarde-moi ah ah ah


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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1834 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  06:26:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Reminds me of Nietzsche's "Ecce Homo".

Monsieur - Seems to me that lately you've been trying to provoke, benevolently no doubt, perhaps to enliven our ever-increasingly feel-good forum.

Everythng is an accident of nature, including both the genes and behaviorial inclinations that seem associated with high intelligence. As I've posted elsewhere, "a million people is nature's way of making a one in a million person" (Schopenhauer).

I have often wondered whether most or even all intellect might not be pathological in origin. The child has an itch and becomes an expert at scratching, salving, medicating, .... The oyster, a grain of sand, a pearl. I've read that most cases termed "genius" are really talent practiced obsessively. Are most strengths compensatory for commensurate weaknesses? Manifestations of "Will to Power"?

But I suspect this topic has little to do with intelligence, and perhaps more than a little to do with Monsieur, and that would be a good thing, in my opinion.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  07:25:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Are you going to start a topic asking why you are so good looking? You really should you know. You're a real hotty!


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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  07:26:55  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I am so smart!
I am so smart!
S-M-R-T!


As serious as your life
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  07:28:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
All the women love Raul.


I guess floop WAS right!
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
2002 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  08:43:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by cassandra is

I finaly found out who's hiding behind you Monsieur: it's Patrick Bateman




Please PLEASE PLEASE do NOT demean such a WONDERFUL character by relating it to a Frenchman!

Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown

-bRIAN
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  09:12:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This thread explains why I love Denis.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <

France
4233 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  09:16:20  Show Profile  Visit cassandra is's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TRANSMARINE

quote:
Originally posted by cassandra is

I finaly found out who's hiding behind you Monsieur: it's Patrick Bateman




Please PLEASE PLEASE do NOT demean such a WONDERFUL character by relating it to a Frenchman!

Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown

-bRIAN






sorry for that comparison, but I think that Monsieur should stop reading Bret Easton Ellis

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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
2002 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  09:50:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote




sorry for that comparison, but I think that Monsieur should stop reading Bret Easton Ellis

pas de bras pas de chocolat
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Or perhaps Mr. Ellis himself has picked up on the fact that Monsieur has been reading too much of his books, explaining why he hasn't written a darn thing in nearly seven years!

Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown

-bRIAN
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <

France
4233 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  10:12:23  Show Profile  Visit cassandra is's Homepage  Reply with Quote
that could be a potential explanation, indeed
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1772 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  11:37:42  Show Profile  Visit PsychicTwin's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Monsieur, there is little you can do to usurp my position of the smartest, most enlightened human being on the planet.
Now excuse me while I go stroke myself, looking in a mirror, listening to my own voice recorded in Dolby Digital surround sound repeating my name over and over. OH THE RAPTURE................
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  12:37:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by hWolsky

What is your lineage, cher Monsieur?

And please tell me you live in Paris, otherwise there is no point in being pretencious...
(rive gauche de préférence...)

Don't forget to bring a towel.



Paris rive gauche, but 15e, not very upper class...
And one of my ancestors was a pasha in the Ottoman empire, which is not very classy when you live in France.




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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1718 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  12:49:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ottoman empire? XVe? Are you related to Edouard B.????


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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-

France
2715 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  12:58:25  Show Profile  Visit Frog in the Sand's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Vive Ednan Ballamou !

Sometimes you're the windshield / Sometimes you're the bug
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1718 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  13:02:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No names please. We could be uncovering a state secret.


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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-

France
2715 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  13:08:13  Show Profile  Visit Frog in the Sand's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Exact. En plus on n'a pas le droit de faire de la pub pour un somnifère...

Sometimes you're the windshield / Sometimes you're the bug
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  14:23:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Whatever happened to L'espace francophone?


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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1718 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  15:53:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It was made redundant.


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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <

France
4233 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2005 :  02:57:55  Show Profile  Visit cassandra is's Homepage  Reply with Quote
pauvre France!
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2005 :  05:23:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jediroller

Ottoman empire? XVe? Are you related to Edouard B.????


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ROFL.

I work with Edouard's son, btw. He is an extremely nice guy.


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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2005 :  05:24:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia

mmmm... you should really give up masturbation for a while and get some sex.


i bash newbies for a living



Do you have an address?


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remig
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1734 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  04:58:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
In fact Monsieur is a mix of David brent and Pat Bateman.

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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1718 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  05:05:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And Edouard. Don't forget Edouard. I'm quite convinced now.


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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7442 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  05:16:42  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Edouard is not the only celebrity living in the XVe. We have Bernard Menez too. And I once saw Jean Francois Coppé dropping his kids at the school near my place.
Come to think of it, I might well be the only left winger in the whole arrdt.


Denis

I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul!
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  05:31:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Je vous demande de vous arrêter.


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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1718 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  08:29:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

Je vous demande de vous arrêter.






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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  12:14:18  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I used to think I was smart. I've since given up on that. After all, the more we know, the more we find we don't know.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  12:17:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And the more we forget.


I guess floop WAS right!
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =

Italy
2139 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  12:42:50  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia

mmmm... you should really give up masturbation for a while and get some sex.


i bash newbies for a living



Do you have an address?


I will show you fear in a handful of dust






just ring the first doorbell that you find. we all know that french women are easy (mainly because french men are gay).



i bash newbies for a living
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2005 :  12:44:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



I guess floop WAS right!
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