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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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 Posted - 05/16/2005 : 02:43:58
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There was an interview with her on French TV this weekend. I thought of her as a little rich bitch that spends ridiculous amounts of money on clothes.
But in fact, we should pity her, for she is truly mentally deficient. I mean, her IQ is like, 50. I've never seen such a stupid person on TV before. OK, in case you find the topic boring, here's a little picture:
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 02:52:37
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She is also ugly.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 07:05:26
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And she is rubbish at porn.
I guess floop WAS right!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 09:50:34
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Okay, is she or Jessica Simpson stupider?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Domestiques
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
503 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 10:05:18
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no redeemable qualities at all.
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“I want to be a star!” I cried
They said, “You’re overqualified.
Why don’t you learn to tune your damn guitar?” |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 11:45:27
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My birds were pooping on her image this weekend until I changed the paper yesterday.
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 12:27:04
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| those aren't her boobs in that picture. she's flat as a board. retouched. |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 12:41:56
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I saw her wearing a shirt that had "That's Hot" written on the front, and on the back it said, "Your not". Yup, not "you're", but "your".
Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 20:02:42
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I'm not a big South Park fan, but they ridiculed her quite nicely in a recent episode. 'Stupid Spoilt Whore'!
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 03:11:05
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I read an interview with her about a year ago, she was so mulish it was morbidly fascinating.
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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know." |
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
4233 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 04:16:11
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she's ugly
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 09:59:24
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anyone who says they would't fuck her is a liar.
I guess floop WAS right!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 10:03:25
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I wouldn't.
I guess floop WAS right!
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 10:05:48
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Are you ironic there floop?
Even if I wasn't married, I wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot pole.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 10:10:02
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i'm not.
i don't think she's anything to fantasize about, but she's not that bad. she has a nice body. it's just her persona (and brain) that is a turn off. but i'm sure you could get past that..
just pretend she's not stupid and shallow and she's kind of cute
try it (squint your eyes a little)
I guess floop WAS right!
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Chris Knight
= Cult of Ray =
USA
899 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 10:18:02
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Yeah, I see that. If she was an archeologist (not archaelogist, doh) or something, she'd be moderately fuckable.
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 10:23:25
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Oh well, I guess it's a matter of taste then. I don't go for bimbos. And I'm more into redheads and brunettes anyway. (And women who make do with the body Nature gave them instead of stuffing it with plastic.)
Besides, I bet she has painted toenails.
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 10:24:29
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 10:26:10
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quote:
Originally posted by jediroller
Even if I wasn't married, I wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot pole.
If I wasn't married, I'd fuck her with my ten-foot pole.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 10:29:13
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quote:
Originally posted by jediroller
I don't go for bimbos.
jedi, you're missing the point. see, pretend she's an archeologist or something ..
try it.
she's a Literature professor in one of your grande ecoles..
classics.
eh?
I guess floop WAS right!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 10:30:03
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also, she's all real..
(because there's not much there)
I guess floop WAS right!
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 10:59:29
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quote:
Originally posted by BLT
If I wasn't married, I'd fuck her with my ten-foot pole.
I did hesitate before using that expression...
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 12:43:50
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Jedi would fuck her if he was single and she came up to him in a club and said "Please fuck me".
Come on Jedi, stop kidding yourself, you know you would. I prefer brunettes and redheads too, and she seems to be an ass but I know I would not be able to turn her down for one night. I am just honest like that ; )
I guess floop WAS right!
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 12:59:07
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I'm not the one you think I am!
Try me. Send her here. You'll see.
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 13:08:15
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
also, she's all real..
(because there's not much there)
I guess floop WAS right!
she's had a ton of surgery on her face, though. her old nose wasn't as bad, it didn't hook under like that.
it's worth pointing out that despite her shirt she forgot to vote in november, therefore i should be allowed to kill her. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 13:17:20
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can we please stop with comments on her character or whether she had surgery or not? that's not what this is about. it's about fucking...
she has a nice body. it's not like we're talking about Rosie O'Donnell here.
it's easy to hate Paris Hilton because there are so many reasons to hate her whole persona (and personality)..
but if you didn't have those associations, and you saw her in a club or walking in front of you on the sidewalk, i think you would take notice. and, should the opportunity present itself, happily accept intercourse.
and if you say no, you're LYING!
tell me she doesn't have nice legs (and you'll be a liar)
I guess floop WAS right!
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 13:23:56
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| i think this thread was about her charachter before you and your one-track mind got here. have you seen her porn, floop? she gives crappy blow jobs and she's a dead fuck. plus, she's screwed backstreet boys. think of all the diseases she must be crawling with. |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 13:24:50
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| oh and for the record, i'd much rather 'accept intercourse' from lionel ritchie's daughter, there. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 13:25:09
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quote:
Originally posted by dayanara
it's worth pointing out that despite her shirt she forgot to vote in november, therefore i should be allowed to kill her.
I thought stupid people not voting was a good thing. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 13:27:16
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you know what, the more i'm looking at her the more i'm digging her.
she's got this kind an Eastern European vibe going for her
just pretend she's a tennis player from Checkslovakia. new to our country.. looking for someone to show her around
I guess floop WAS right!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 13:29:28
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quote:
Originally posted by dayanara
i think this thread was about her charachter before you and your one-track mind got here. have you seen her porn, floop? she gives crappy blow jobs and she's a dead fuck. plus, she's screwed backstreet boys. think of all the diseases she must be crawling with.
i don't think this thread was only about her character. look at some of the first posts..
i just think it's trendy to diss on her. . and with good reason. but, i firmly stand by my opinion. most heterosexual males here would not, given the chance, kick her out of bed
I guess floop WAS right!
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 13:43:02
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It's sad to say it, but Floop is right.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 13:50:53
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whore knows wasssup
 "It's somethin' 'bout these motherfuckin' West coast G's" |
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 13:51:51
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
most heterosexual males here would not, given the chance, kick her out of bed
He may be right within the limitations of the above quote.
I'm quite happy to get confirmation that I'm not "most heterosexual males". Especially in this case.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 13:52:59
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quote:
Originally posted by jediroller
quote:
Originally posted by floop
most heterosexual males here would not, given the chance, kick her out of bed
He may be right within the limitations of the above quote.
I'm quite happy to get confirmation that I'm not "most heterosexual males". Especially in this case.
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you're just a LIAR!!!!!!
"It's somethin' 'bout these motherfuckin' West coast G's" |
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 13:55:19
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Wow that was quick.
I'm not though. Honest. You just don't believe me because I'm French.
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Paris Hilton
