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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 05/14/2005 :  14:51:08  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
floop, admit it: you only like her because
her first name includes the word "tit". Truly,
floop, look in your soul (or your pants) and
answer truthfully: "would I still feel this
way about Laetitia Casta if her name didn't
have "tit" in it?"


A little-known fact is that she had her name legally changed from Laegozongaea.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 05/15/2005 :  06:08:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/4544719.stm


Go and tell the king that the sky is falling in



There's plenty of work for plastic surgeons in England.


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The Champ
= Cult of Ray =

Canada
736 Posts

Posted - 05/15/2005 :  06:22:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
wow this forum just gets worse and worse.
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2005 :  00:19:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by The Champ

wow this forum just gets worse and worse.



We are all looking forward to your quality thread that will improve this forum's general standing.


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The Champ
= Cult of Ray =

Canada
736 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2005 :  04:12:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Good im glad u agree, as you should.
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50 Pence
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
284 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2005 :  04:20:34  Show Profile  Visit 50 Pence's Homepage  Reply with Quote
This is why i have serious reservations about Britain joining the EU fully, damn french arrogance amongst other things.

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two reelers
* Dog in the Sand *

Austria
1036 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2005 :  05:18:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
THE FRENCH:

Speak an awful language - and are so proud of it, that they are mostly unwilling and unable to learn english in a decent way. I mean, I have listened to a lot of international talks, but the french always give me the creeps. it is embarassing and ignorant, how little they care about english, the only international language. i would understand it, if french would be a fine language - but it ain't !!!nowadays, even Italians speak much better english than the french.

and who let himself overrun by Hitler ? ha ! I mean, we Austrians let him in with pleasure, that's true, but I'm not proud of that. obviously your soldiers were too busy drinking the finest wines and gorging on the most delicious cheese.

but anyways, i love luis de funes.



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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-

France
2715 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2005 :  05:30:05  Show Profile  Visit Frog in the Sand's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
THE FRENCH:

Speak an awful language - and are so proud of it, that they are mostly unwilling and unable to learn english in a decent way. I mean, I have listened to a lot of international talks, but the french always give me the creeps. it is embarassing and ignorant, how little they care about english, the only international language. i would understand it, if french would be a fine language - but it ain't !!!nowadays, even Italians speak much better english than the french.




quote:
and who let himself overrun by Hitler ? ha ! I mean, we Austrians let him in with pleasure, that's true, but I'm not proud of that. obviously your soldiers were too busy drinking the finest wines and gorging on the most delicious cheese.




quote:
but anyways, i love luis de funes.





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mun chien andalusia
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Italy
2139 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2005 :  05:37:12  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote



not everything french is bad. americans should remember that she is french.


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two reelers
* Dog in the Sand *

Austria
1036 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2005 :  05:37:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Frog in the Sand

quote:
but anyways, i love luis de funes.







you don't ?



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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2005 :  07:48:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by two reelers

THE FRENCH:

Speak an awful language - and are so proud of it, that they are mostly unwilling and unable to learn english in a decent way. I mean, I have listened to a lot of international talks, but the french always give me the creeps. it is embarassing and ignorant, how little they care about english, the only international language. i would understand it, if french would be a fine language - but it ain't !!!nowadays, even Italians speak much better english than the french.

and who let himself overrun by Hitler ? ha ! I mean, we Austrians let him in with pleasure, that's true, but I'm not proud of that. obviously your soldiers were too busy drinking the finest wines and gorging on the most delicious cheese.

but anyways, i love luis de funes.



I joined the cult of Souled American / 'cause they are a damn' fine band



"awful language": it's funny because most of people in the world find french lovely and think german is the ugliest language in the world that one should only use when talking to his horse (i am not of that opinion, i speak german and truly love it). moreover, most germans think that austrian german sounds awful.

true, second world war is not the most glorious part of french history, but i would certainly not point out that fact if i were austrian. french people were not great at fighting, but they didn't come up with the idea of killing 6m harmless people. that's not very courageous, is it?

but hey, i still like leni riefenstahl.


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Edited by - Monsieur on 05/16/2005 07:57:27
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50 Pence
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
284 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2005 :  07:56:13  Show Profile  Visit 50 Pence's Homepage  Reply with Quote
The only thing is like about your country is Asterix.

Blats
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two reelers
* Dog in the Sand *

Austria
1036 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2005 :  08:20:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

"awful language": it's funny because most of people in the world find french lovely and think german is the ugliest language in the world that one should only use when talking to his horse (i am not of that opinion, i speak german and truly love it). moreover, most germans think that austrian german sounds awful.




i think only french think that french is lovely...

german is ugly too, and austrian german is quite heavy stuff, yes. but i still like austrian german more than the very northern german language. and as an austrian i can only say: germans - what do they know ???
i like the english language most, i think. (despite that i'm not very good in it...)

quote:

true, second world war is not the most glorious part of french history, but i would certainly not point out that fact if i were austrian. french people were not great at fighting, but they didn't come up with the idea of killing 6m harmless people. that's not very courageous, is it?


umpf, i was just joking - i think this topic is too big & serious to having it discussed in this thread. let's just stop it at this point...

quote:

but hey, i still like leni riefenstahl.




you may have good wine & food over there, but your taste for the fine arts seems to lack a bit...



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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-

France
2715 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2005 :  10:51:38  Show Profile  Visit Frog in the Sand's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by two reelers

quote:
Originally posted by Frog in the Sand

quote:
but anyways, i love luis de funes.







you don't ?




I don't. I can't. Too French for me.


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The Holiday Son
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France
2010 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2005 :  11:18:03  Show Profile  Visit The Holiday Son's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by two reelers
i think only french think that french is lovely...


I don't. I actually wish english was my native tongue.
And you're right about the french accent being awful but remember it's because it's so fucking difficult to pronounce english correctly.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2005 :  11:25:49  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Eet eez not, you zilly Vrenchman!


en el amor se esconden las respuestas
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2005 :  11:27:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Monsieur sure isn't too smart. He thinks that a zombie could kill a vampire. Hahahahahaha!


I guess floop WAS right!
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faulk23
- FB Fan -

10 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2005 :  14:32:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I don't know why French people think they are the smartest. One thing I do know is you should begin a sentence with "Why are French....", and not "How come..." But being so smart, I'm sure they knew that and where just testing us....
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2005 :  15:40:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by faulk23

I don't know why French people think they are the smartest. One thing I do know is you should begin a sentence with "Why are French....", and not "How come..." But being so smart, I'm sure they knew that and where just testing us....



with your 6 posts you are not allowed to express yourself here.

go to the frnk black general discussion room and when you get 100 posts, come back here, kiddo.


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2005 :  19:39:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
France would be great if it weren't for all the French people




I guess floop WAS right!
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2005 :  19:49:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ah well....ce la vie!
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faulk23
- FB Fan -

10 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2005 :  21:57:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sorry, my bad. I forgot the validity of someone's opinion is directly related to the amount of posts they have. How could I be so stupid??

(What I really think happened is you felt slighted and had to resort to the number of posts I have, which has absolutely nothing to do with whether or not my opinion is valid)
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2005 :  22:37:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
for future reference: the best way to insult the French is to remind them that rap music originated in the US. that usually ends all disputes
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  01:55:56  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Kathryn, the validity of opinions is related directly to their opinions about bread.


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two reelers
* Dog in the Sand *

Austria
1036 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  04:07:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

France would be great if it weren't for all the French people




d'accord !

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mun chien andalusia
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Italy
2139 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  04:52:09  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

for future reference: the best way to insult the French is to remind them that rap music originated in the US. that usually ends all disputes





i thought it was an insult reminding americans the fact that they invented rap music, but i guess that it's even more offensive monkeying a horrible sub culture.


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hWolsky
= Cult of Ray =

France
696 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  05:18:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
French or not... the topic pointed out a few problems some of you have to deal with.





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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  05:25:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Em..oui. Oui!
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two reelers
* Dog in the Sand *

Austria
1036 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  05:38:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
the war has already started:

http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/5_13/francesucks.html

http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/hate/FranceHate.html (from the hate pages (http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/hate/) by a guy from finland)

http://www.tribe.net/tribe/b777ae8f-83a6-48fa-8022-1c97243d46f8

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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  05:44:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
read on one of those websites: "In addition, French men like to seduce American women -- especially married ones. "

i guess one of the main reasons why people around the world hate the french is because their wives are mad about them...


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mun chien andalusia
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Italy
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  05:52:16  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
from where i come from french men are considered gay, and it's the french girls who go for the locals. of course i don't believe in those stereotypes tho' i had an experience that was very similar.


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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  05:54:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
in the country of plato and george michael they think french men are gay? are they aware of greek history and reputation.




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mun chien andalusia
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Italy
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  06:03:27  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
you may want to know that in ancient greece (and roman empire for that matter)the very concept of homosexuality did not exist. said that it's a common belief among mediteranean people that the french with their girlish language which lacks serious offensive words and frases and their ridiculous taste in clothing are not considered that masculine.
and george michael is from cyprus



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hWolsky
= Cult of Ray =

France
696 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2005 :  06:11:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Europe, dear fellows.

And they'll say we all equal...

We should stop this topic right now for the sake of dignity towards Frank Black and talented people, as this forum is dedicated to him.

I hope he doesn't waste his time reading your racist and naughty childlish comments.

Péteux.

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mun chien andalusia
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Italy
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Posted - 05/20/2005 :  06:15:35  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by hWolsky

Europe, dear fellows.

And they'll say we all equal...

We should stop this topic right now for the sake of dignity towards Frank Black and talented people, as this forum is dedicated to him.

I hope he doesn't waste his time reading your racist and naughty childlish comments.

Péteux.

Don't forget to bring a towel.




you are not taking this seriously are you? i don't base my opinion on france on monsieur's comments and of course i don't want my comments to be considered a serious debate on international realtionships. it's just a childish game like offending each other's mom between friends.




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