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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 05/12/2005 :  12:55:17  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris

heheheh! You aren't even French Monsieur.
Haha charade you are.



apl, sharp as always.



...and Monsieur, as diplomatic.


More vampires vs. zombies threads, please. All these pretty flowers and newborn puppies are making me itchy.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/12/2005 :  13:00:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Me, in all honesty, I do still miss that foxes thread.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 05/12/2005 :  13:01:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

Evasion is getting you nowhere, non-Grandes Ecoles-graduating, non-French-born smartie.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics



It is true that I am not French, but I actually did graduate from a grande école (like everybody at my office).

When you see the proportion of stupid rich kids there it becomes pretty obvious that intelligence plays a minor role in education.


I will show you fear in a handful of dust
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 05/12/2005 :  13:02:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris

quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris

heheheh! You aren't even French Monsieur.
Haha charade you are.



apl, sharp as always.



...and Monsieur, as diplomatic.


More vampires vs. zombies threads, please. All these pretty flowers and newborn puppies are making me itchy.



I am being as mean as possible. Don't ask the impossible.


I will show you fear in a handful of dust
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/12/2005 :  13:04:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I like your sensitive, whimsical side.


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/12/2005 :  14:37:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i miss the Holocaust thread




I guess floop WAS right!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/12/2005 :  15:05:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Superior French arrogance.




I guess floop WAS right!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/12/2005 :  15:20:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Homers, bringing in the heavy artillery!


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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 05/12/2005 :  15:23:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
True, floop, French girls are ugly :




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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/12/2005 :  15:25:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i will give you Laetitia Casta. there's no arguing with that




I guess floop WAS right!

Edited by - floop on 05/12/2005 15:31:19
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 05/12/2005 :  15:45:50  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

Evasion is getting you nowhere, non-Grandes Ecoles-graduating, non-French-born smartie.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics



It is true that I am not French, but I actually did graduate from a grande école (like everybody at my office).


Grande école roughly translates as 'big school' right? This is what 11-year-olds call secondary school.
Well done for graduating.


en el amor se esconden las respuestas
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/12/2005 :  17:40:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
floop, admit it: you only like her because
her first name includes the word "tit". Truly,
floop, look in your soul (or your pants) and
answer truthfully: "would I still feel this
way about Laetitia Casta if her name didn't
have "tit" in it?"


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/12/2005 :  20:37:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
heheh, she said "tit"




I guess floop WAS right!
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7442 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2005 :  01:26:53  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
twice!


Denis

I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul!
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2005 :  02:00:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
smartest and best looking!

madame curie:

alexandre dumas:
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2005 :  06:13:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris

heheheh! You aren't even French Monsieur.
Haha charade you are.



lmao!

__________
This is the war and not the warning.
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-

France
2715 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2005 :  06:16:11  Show Profile  Visit Frog in the Sand's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever

smartest and best looking!

madame curie:

alexandre dumas:





Don't forget Bernadette Chirac Juliette Binoche

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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =

Italy
2139 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2005 :  06:39:19  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur



Gorging on delicious cheese on a daily basis?

(delicious if you like mould)

Drinking the finest wine in the world?

(incorrect, italian wines are a lot better)

Speaking the most subtle and suave language in the world.

(yeah right)

Or maybe a combination of those exceptional elements, and so many more...

What is our secret?

(this is the secret:)


I will show you fear in a handful of dust




i bash newbies for a living
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-

France
2715 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2005 :  06:49:37  Show Profile  Visit Frog in the Sand's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Hey why not, radioactivity makes miracles. Remember Spiderman.
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geertos
- FB Fan -

Belgium
158 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2005 :  06:57:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Spiderman got his powers by being bitten by a spider.
Maybe you meant the Simpsons' Radioactive Man: he's the one that got his powers from radio-activity.
Yeah I know, it's very tricky and cryptic, those superhero-nicknames.
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =

Italy
2139 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2005 :  06:57:52  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
why don't you try the bomb somewhere near paris then? you would become a nation of ultra intelligent super heroes. i think that monsieur was smarter than the rest of the french and anticipating times went to catch the fallout in the pacific. that's why he became so smart and highly educated and glows in the dark.


i bash newbies for a living
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2005 :  07:05:56  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
are you saying that Monsieur IS French-Stereotype-Man?
I thought that guy was a myth, I had heard of a horribly
mutated pseudo-hero that lived in the delusional shadow of
the frenchman stereotype he had created for his non french
self! I never thought I would see it with my own eyes!

Is it true he beams out rays of arrogance from his eyes that
are always looking down, and is it true he wears a stripey
blue and white t shirt and a string of garlic under his normal
clothes giving real frenchmen of the world a bad name?


Go and tell the king that the sky is falling in
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-

France
2715 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2005 :  07:26:33  Show Profile  Visit Frog in the Sand's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by geertos

Spiderman got his powers by being bitten by a spider.



A radioactive spider. This changes everything.

MCA, no need to test our bombs near Paris, we've more nuclear plants than any other European country.
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2005 :  08:50:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia

why don't you try the bomb somewhere near paris then? you would become a nation of ultra intelligent super heroes. i think that monsieur was smarter than the rest of the french and anticipating times went to catch the fallout in the pacific. that's why he became so smart and highly educated and glows in the dark.


i bash newbies for a living



i didn't vote for chirac.



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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2005 :  08:57:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
But all that France bashing related to the nuclear testing was clearly related to the fact that the USA don't want any nuclear powers but themselves.

The USA protested against French nuclear testing but did not approve the Kyoto agreements. Come on, guys, you are not blind.


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remig
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1734 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2005 :  11:18:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Forget Spiderman, this stupid whiny teenager

Super Dupont is THE Man




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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2674 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2005 :  11:39:36  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Monsieur
= Cult of Ray =



France
1119 Posts
Posted - 05/12/2005 : 11:53:50
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Gorging on delicious cheese on a daily basis?

Drinking the finest wine in the world?

Speaking the most subtle and suave language in the world.

Or maybe a combination of those exceptional elements, and so many more...

What is our secret?



I´m guessing humility.

--

"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know."
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2005 :  14:59:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This Frenchy sure is smart to look at.




I guess floop WAS right!
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =

USA
1850 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2005 :  17:32:08  Show Profile  Visit IceCream's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Monsieur, perhaps the reason why the French are smarter and more erudite than most people from any other nation are its strong chain of philosophers: Descartes, Henri Bergson, and Jean-Paul Sartre to name a solid three.

I strongly emphasize the "perhaps" because I am no philosophy expert yet.

Edited by - IceCream on 05/13/2005 17:35:42
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ccuadros
* Dog in the Sand *

Chile
1315 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2005 :  18:40:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
we have better wines in Chile!! ;)
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2005 :  19:30:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ar'nt the French just ignorant and stuck up??

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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2005 :  00:07:23  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/4544719.stm


Go and tell the king that the sky is falling in
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-

France
2715 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2005 :  05:11:27  Show Profile  Visit Frog in the Sand's Homepage  Reply with Quote
http://europe.news.designerz.com/brits-invade-southern-france.html
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2005 :  10:10:31  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
if i had a dollar for every pile of dog shit i stepped in when i was Paris, i could buy everyone on this forum a glass of cognac


But WOULD you?



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2005 :  14:03:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
If I had a dollar for every cognac I drank in paris, I'd buy everyone a pile of dogshit. Fortunately, I've never even been to Paris. I may have drunk cognac. ;)
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