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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
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 Posted - 05/09/2005 : 07:28:46
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AND SCORPIONS!!
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
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Posted - 05/09/2005 : 07:32:43
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scorpions rock.
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
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Posted - 05/09/2005 : 07:34:53
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what's the problem with Queen? they made great fucking albums during the 70's
I defy anyone who can objectively tell me that The Fairy Feller's Master-Stroke or Killer Queen are not perfect pop songs
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
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Posted - 05/09/2005 : 07:36:14
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the galaxy will never forget the crime against intellignt life called "bicycle"
i bash newbies for a living |
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
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Posted - 05/09/2005 : 07:39:11
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this is a good song even if it's not the best one
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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 05/09/2005 : 07:40:57
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Agreed - "bicycle" and "fat bottomed girls" are big fat grin classics.
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
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Posted - 05/09/2005 : 07:43:30
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i say that this song is probably one of the reasons that aliens avoid earth. i would avoid too creatures that like that kind of stuff.
i bash newbies for a living |
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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 05/09/2005 : 07:46:59
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| lucky me! |
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
4233 Posts |
Posted - 05/09/2005 : 07:48:26
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thanx Rosa,
Freddy, please come back and show your power to all these pagans
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 05/09/2005 : 07:48:32
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i said i would. i'm much more elastic in real life. heh.
i bash newbies for a living |
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
4233 Posts |
Posted - 05/09/2005 : 08:00:03
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this guy rules!
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 05/09/2005 : 08:08:36
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i bash newbies for a living |
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two reelers
* Dog in the Sand *
Austria
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Posted - 05/09/2005 : 08:48:15
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quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
the galaxy will never forget the crime against intellignt life called "bicycle"
i bash newbies for a living
and what's about "radio gaga" ????
worse, great bands/songwriters....hmhm...
great bands are never worse, that's why they are great.
but what's about elton john or billy joel ? r.e.m. are pretty much on the edge, too. oasis is likely over the edge. foo fighters suck too. as sonic youth does.
I joined the cult of Souled American / 'cause they are a damn' fine band |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 05/09/2005 : 09:39:46
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Originally posted by cassandra is
what's the problem with Queen? they made great fucking albums during the 70's
I defy anyone who can objectively tell me that The Fairy Feller's Master-Stroke or Killer Queen are not perfect pop songs
Tell me what's wrong on the Dire Straits.
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mosleyk
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USA
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Posted - 05/09/2005 : 11:02:29
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I don't have a problem with Dire Straits, but I thought of another band to add to the list given the new criteria....
Van Halen....(I hope I don't disrespect any fans) |
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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 05/09/2005 : 11:35:06
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Stryper |
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mosleyk
= Cult of Ray =
USA
607 Posts |
Posted - 05/09/2005 : 11:53:57
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Heavenly bad!
Dude! I am having bad junior high dance flashbacks with the song "honestly" playing over the gym speakers. |
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Dallas
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USA
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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 05/09/2005 : 11:55:56
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| Googling for that pic had me in fits of giggles. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/11/2005 : 06:03:40
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Queen are awful. They represent pretty much everything bad about rock music.
Kim, will you do me the honour of being my wife?
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 05/11/2005 : 13:32:40
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You mean, like, enthusiastic singing and catchy music?
Or is this just some anti-Zoroastrian thing?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
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Posted - 05/11/2005 : 13:44:51
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VoVat, I can sing with enthusiasm but it isn't gonna be good. And The Plague was catchy.
Kim, will you do me the honour of being my wife?
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Kirk
= Cult of Ray =
USA
633 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2005 : 19:05:05
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Stryper?!?!
They are NOW my favorite band.... ever! |
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paintmeister
= Cult of Ray =
USA
347 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2005 : 20:09:24
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Journey, Foreigner and whoever did the "We built this city on Rock and Roll" song. That is just plain (and) awful.
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geertos
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Belgium
158 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2005 : 00:17:08
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That last one should be Starship, the previous Jefferson Starship / Airplane.
There seems to be a consensus about that song as worst song ever, but I can stand it. It reminds me of "Clouds across the Moon" by the Rah Band, another piece of innocent childhood memories. |
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Carl
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Posted - 05/12/2005 : 00:56:34
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| Don't forget, Starship build a WHOLE city on the basis of rock and roll. That's at least some kind of achievement! |
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geertos
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Belgium
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Posted - 05/12/2005 : 01:32:14
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Although I've never heard them, my vote goes to Attila, an early 70's heavy metal duo with only organ (played by Billy Joel) and drums. They only made one album which was apparently a serious contender for the worst one ever, so that would make them the worst band ever I guess. The reviews are so bad, they actually make me want to hear that album.
http://166.90.203.130/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:jtkku3x5anxk
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hWolsky
= Cult of Ray =
France
696 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2005 : 01:36:26
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Seems interesting.... I would love to hear them... Semms like a prelude to the whole concept of metal.
We are the Robots. Tuc tuc tuc tuc. |
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Carl
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Ireland
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Posted - 05/12/2005 : 01:52:12
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| That links not working. Were they worse than Attila Th Hun? ;) |
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geertos
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Belgium
158 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2005 : 02:13:35
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Weird, the link seems fine to me... But it's just the review of allmusic.com anyway.
Review by Stephen Thomas Erlewine
Many critics, fans, and college students have spent hours debating the serious question of what the worst album in the history of rock actually is. One listen to Attila would provide them with a definitive answer. Attila undoubtedly is the worst album released in the history of rock & roll — hell, the history of recorded music itself. There have been many bad ideas in rock, but none match the colossal stupidity of Attila. There's a reason why they're the only heavy rock organ-and-drums duo in the history of rock & roll — it's an atrocious combination. Organ and drum combos work well in jazz, because the musicians know how to balance the dynamics of the two instruments, but in this group of Huns, it becomes an unbearable, unholy noise. Billy Joel decided that the only way a keyboardist could compete with the guitarists popping up in Hendrix's wake was to rig his organ with piles of effects pedals, Leslie organs, distortion, and wah-wah — and use them all at once while he yells, not sings, and Jon Small flails away haplessly at his drums. It's impossible to make out the riffs, since the organ just sounds like a wall of white noise, and there are no melodies, only shouting. Everything is turned to 11 — because it's one louder than ten, innit? — and even when the group tries out a different, slower style, it still sounds the same, because the instrumentation, attack, and effects never change. By the end of the album, it feels as if a drill has punctured the center of your skull — it's that piercing, painful, and monotonous. Joel has gone on record describing the results as "psychedelic bullsh*t." Remove the word "psychedelic" and you have an accurate description of the album. [By the way, Joel and Small are dressed as Huns on the cover. For some reason, they're standing in a meat locker. It's as if the duo unconsciously knew they were creating the most ridiculous album package in rock & roll history.] |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 05/12/2005 : 02:20:35
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I want this record!
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 05/13/2005 : 11:28:55
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VoVat, I can sing with enthusiasm but it isn't gonna be good.
True, but you'd be better than someone with no enthusiasm whatsoever, and there are plenty of them in the music industry.
I still don't see what's wrong with Queen, but hey, to each his own.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
4233 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2005 : 00:29:08
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Van Halen were pretty bad too...
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Brackish Heart
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Australia
176 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2005 : 00:39:06
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That band Evanscense - did i spell it right? probably not. Cant stand them they're terrible.
Live. still have a huge fanbase based on one good album (Throwing Copper) at least in Australia anyway.
Creed. off course
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jediroller
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worse rock band of the whole galaxy
