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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
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Posted - 02/09/2005 :  01:54:12  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
This is a thread where you can post your arrogant and self-indulgent opinion. Non-French can post too.


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."

Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2005 :  01:59:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I always wanted to express my opinion about people who wear black shoes and white sox. I think they deserve to die. I fart in their direction.


I will show you fear in a handful of dust
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2005 :  02:17:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I can't smell it from here.


The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2005 :  04:35:49  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I think people who spell socks as sox should be prodded hard with pointy sticks.

I also think people who say 'innit' should have matches burned under their fingernails until they learn the error of their annoying ways.


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2005 :  06:27:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

I always wanted to express my opinion about people who wear black shoes and white sox. I think they deserve to die. I fart in their direction.


I will show you fear in a handful of dust



Isn't it supposed to be 'general direction'?

Still, made me laugh.

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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7442 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2005 :  06:42:02  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Yeah, I think so. Your father smells of elderberries!


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2005 :  06:47:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7442 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2005 :  07:10:44  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2005 :  07:17:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.


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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2005 :  07:52:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think people that quote too much Monty Python are...


well...

They're actually pretty cool and I dig it.

Keep it [up], HPM.

The Swallow.
Start there.

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2005 :  08:01:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Go see my new thread then Kim.

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2005 :  11:50:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think people who don't like Frank are idiots.

That's my arrogant attitude and I'm half French.


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2005 :  12:12:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
people who don't like Mexican Food are stupid




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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2005 :  12:16:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
People who don't like soyrizo are morons.




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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2005 :  12:18:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
people who think Pacifico is better than Corona should have their heads examined




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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2005 :  12:26:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
People who think Canadian maple syrup is any good should
break into their bank accounts and buy themselves a clue.


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n/a
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4109 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2005 :  12:51:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
People who don't cook on a crockpot are completly insane


So this is for when you're feeling happy again
And this is for when you're feeling sad
And this is for when you feel...
Something
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2005 :  12:56:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
People who think that the quote legendary Sasquatch exists
are a sandwhich short of a picnic.


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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  13:05:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
People who repeat a pseudo-sophisticated expression they learnt a week ago (like "per se", for instance) should be burned. Burned! BURNED! B U R N E D !


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  13:10:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
like me, per se?




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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  13:11:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
all women should wear skirts all the time.

yes, even if it's cold




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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  13:17:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
especially when it's cold


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  13:19:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i hope you weren't referring to me Monsieur. i learned the expression "per se" two weeks ago, not one week ago




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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  15:02:25  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

all women should wear skirts all the time.

yes, even if it's cold




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!

Like the man said.


Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
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mosleyk
= Cult of Ray =

USA
607 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  15:30:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think those mid-drift showing baby doll t-shirt wearing young girls sitting on the tri-met bus playing obnoxious games on their cell phones (with the sound turned on!) should die.
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
2002 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  15:35:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think 'Freedom Fries' was one of the lamest things America EVER concocted...

...and I took TWO years of French in high school.

Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown

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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  15:42:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
People who think American football is for pussies never saw Joe Theismann's leg get broken in half.





Edited by - BLT on 02/10/2005 15:49:55
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  15:58:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
People who think that soy ice cream isn't good are not the sharpest
tools in the shed.


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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  16:03:35  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
It's just my arrogant, self-indulgent opinion, but anyone that has to hide behind a ton of armour to play a sport is a big girl. You want horrible injuries, football or rugby can provide them. Cricket too, if you're not wearing The Box.


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  16:08:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It's just my arrogant self-indulgent opinion that people who
correct you when you mispronounce a word or say the wrong
word should be shot. For instance, if you say "criterion" when you
mean the plural, "criteria," and someone corrects you, you have
every right to deck 'em!


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  16:15:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
overalls are unattractive on women. no exceptions.

adding a bandanna to that look only makes things worse




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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  16:26:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It is my a+s-i opinion that floop is 1,000 right about overalls on women.

Further....

It is my a+s-i opinion that women who get all freaky when someone describes
someone their age as "old" or "older," or god forbid describes someone their
age as "hot for her age," should lighten up.


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  16:37:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
if you're a guy and you drive a Volkswagen Beetle™ chances lean very heavily towards the possibility that you are not heterosexual

not that there's anything wrong with that




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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  16:48:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You know, I test drove one of those the other day and ya know, it did feel a little bit..I don't know...gay?

Sems like I only see women in them for some reason...and frankly, rarely do I see hot women in them.

However, the Passat, Golf, Jetta, etc all tend to contain attractive females.

Hmmm.

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  16:51:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
it's the car of choice for a) girls who wear overalls and bandannas b) older women going going through a mid-life-crisis / trying-to-look-young phase and c) not necessairly heterosexual men

that's their target demographic




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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  17:06:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
IMAASIO, Cheeseman never saw Joe Theismann's leg snapped in half. Or Darrell Stingley carried off the field on a stretcher, a quadriplegic for life.
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