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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 01:54:12
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This is a thread where you can post your arrogant and self-indulgent opinion. Non-French can post too.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 01:59:30
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I always wanted to express my opinion about people who wear black shoes and white sox. I think they deserve to die. I fart in their direction.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 02:17:28
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I can't smell it from here.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 04:35:49
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I think people who spell socks as sox should be prodded hard with pointy sticks.
I also think people who say 'innit' should have matches burned under their fingernails until they learn the error of their annoying ways.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 06:27:28
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quote: Originally posted by Monsieur
I always wanted to express my opinion about people who wear black shoes and white sox. I think they deserve to die. I fart in their direction.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust
Isn't it supposed to be 'general direction'?
Still, made me laugh.
Love, love, my season |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 06:42:02
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Yeah, I think so. Your father smells of elderberries!
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 06:47:06
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Love, love, my season |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 07:10:44
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Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 07:17:45
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You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
Love, love, my season |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 07:52:09
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I think people that quote too much Monty Python are...
well...
They're actually pretty cool and I dig it.
Keep it [up], HPM.
The Swallow. Start there. |
Edited by - KimStanleyRobinson on 02/09/2005 07:53:25 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:01:26
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Go see my new thread then Kim.
Love, love, my season |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 11:50:48
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I think people who don't like Frank are idiots.
That's my arrogant attitude and I'm half French.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 12:12:42
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people who don't like Mexican Food are stupid
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 12:16:11
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People who don't like soyrizo are morons.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 12:18:01
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people who think Pacifico is better than Corona should have their heads examined
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 12:26:45
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People who think Canadian maple syrup is any good should break into their bank accounts and buy themselves a clue.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 12:51:54
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People who don't cook on a crockpot are completly insane
So this is for when you're feeling happy again And this is for when you're feeling sad And this is for when you feel... Something
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 12:56:04
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People who think that the quote legendary Sasquatch exists are a sandwhich short of a picnic.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 13:05:27
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People who repeat a pseudo-sophisticated expression they learnt a week ago (like "per se", for instance) should be burned. Burned! BURNED! B U R N E D !
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 13:10:33
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like me, per se?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 13:11:07
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all women should wear skirts all the time.
yes, even if it's cold
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 13:17:31
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especially when it's cold
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 13:19:32
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i hope you weren't referring to me Monsieur. i learned the expression "per se" two weeks ago, not one week ago
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 15:02:25
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quote: Originally posted by floop
all women should wear skirts all the time.
yes, even if it's cold
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Like the man said.
Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back Ash: "Groovy" |
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mosleyk
= Cult of Ray =
USA
607 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 15:30:20
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I think those mid-drift showing baby doll t-shirt wearing young girls sitting on the tri-met bus playing obnoxious games on their cell phones (with the sound turned on!) should die. |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 15:35:16
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I think 'Freedom Fries' was one of the lamest things America EVER concocted...
...and I took TWO years of French in high school.
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 15:42:50
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People who think American football is for pussies never saw Joe Theismann's leg get broken in half.
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Edited by - BLT on 02/10/2005 15:49:55 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 15:58:51
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People who think that soy ice cream isn't good are not the sharpest tools in the shed.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:03:35
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It's just my arrogant, self-indulgent opinion, but anyone that has to hide behind a ton of armour to play a sport is a big girl. You want horrible injuries, football or rugby can provide them. Cricket too, if you're not wearing The Box.
Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back Ash: "Groovy" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:08:02
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It's just my arrogant self-indulgent opinion that people who correct you when you mispronounce a word or say the wrong word should be shot. For instance, if you say "criterion" when you mean the plural, "criteria," and someone corrects you, you have every right to deck 'em!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:15:33
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overalls are unattractive on women. no exceptions.
adding a bandanna to that look only makes things worse
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:26:48
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It is my a+s-i opinion that floop is 1,000 right about overalls on women.
Further....
It is my a+s-i opinion that women who get all freaky when someone describes someone their age as "old" or "older," or god forbid describes someone their age as "hot for her age," should lighten up.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:37:17
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if you're a guy and you drive a Volkswagen Beetle™ chances lean very heavily towards the possibility that you are not heterosexual
not that there's anything wrong with that
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:48:02
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You know, I test drove one of those the other day and ya know, it did feel a little bit..I don't know...gay?
Sems like I only see women in them for some reason...and frankly, rarely do I see hot women in them.
However, the Passat, Golf, Jetta, etc all tend to contain attractive females.
Hmmm.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:51:30
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it's the car of choice for a) girls who wear overalls and bandannas b) older women going going through a mid-life-crisis / trying-to-look-young phase and c) not necessairly heterosexual men
that's their target demographic
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 17:06:58
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IMAASIO, Cheeseman never saw Joe Theismann's leg snapped in half. Or Darrell Stingley carried off the field on a stretcher, a quadriplegic for life. |
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