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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 04/25/2005 : 23:00:34
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technically i think it is because the forum clock is wrong and weird,
so happy birthday Simon!
a cheesecake (see what I did there?)
a birthday rhyme:
Happy birthday cheeseboy
you're getting rather old
you have to know
you're getting slow
quite dense if truth be told
Happy birthday cheeseboy
your memory soon will suck
you'll try to keep
but lose your teeth
being old means being fucked
Happy birthday cheeseboy
old people are tough to please
with rambling points
and aching joints
and bionic prosthetic knees
So Happy birthday cheeseboy
calm down and have some tea
you need not rage
against your age
young lad of twenty-three!
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
Edited by - starmekitten on 04/26/2005 00:46:45 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 23:04:33
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
(see what I did there?)
you lost me |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 23:10:49
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oh floop you are quite simple
a really special lad
but I'll be blunt
you're quite the dunce
and this, it makes me sad
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 23:27:44
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Happy birthday lovely Mr Cheese
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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Posted - 04/25/2005 : 23:40:10
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Parabéns Simon!
Have a nice and happy day Cheeseman.
how do I post a pic?
- Frank Black 04/22/2005 |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 00:56:18
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Joyeux Anniversaire
Casse-toi la gueule par terre
Rendez-vous au cimetière
Joyeux anniversaire
My little cousin taught me this song.
Denis
"His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll. Karen, do something!" |
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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
947 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 01:22:42
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Happy (belated?) Birthday Simon! |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 01:44:23
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bonne fete! here's 19 old english cheese labels for you, how many more do you need?
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Edited by - shineoftheever on 04/26/2005 01:44:48 |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 01:48:27
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Denis
"His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll. Karen, do something!" |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 02:31:20
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 when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 02:36:48
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Happy Birthday!!
My cheese contribution;
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 02:51:12
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Merci beaucoup mes amis!
23 - that's pretty ancient right?
(Denis - I think I've missed the point of the song somewhere, I understand the words but it appears to make no logical sense...)
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 06:14:30
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Happy birthday Cheese, you're great! (see what I did there?)
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 06:42:54
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Ack! I almost missed it!
Here I got you a drink to make it up;
You ARE positively ancient now simo! ;)
Happy bday sweets.
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 06:48:58
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Cheers toots, I'll just take a Coke though...
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 08:41:01
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Here you go Mr. Cheese. Happy birthday.
And that coke you asked for
Some brains just work that way, that's what chemicals can do. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 08:56:21
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Heheh, and you just a whippersnapper...
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 09:00:58
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Happy cheeseday, Birthman!
 "Joined the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 09:02:04
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Happy birthday Simon.
wilhelm |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 09:34:19
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Happy Brithday Cheesy-pants! You'll always be Cheeseman3000 to me.
-sniff-
I noticed that you're missing a vital cheese in your birthday booty
(see what I did there?... no?)
Red Dragon, or Y-Fenni. yum!
We smoke while we flip the bird. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 09:45:43
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See, I was the only one to give him cheese he could enjoy over the 'net! :)
"Joined the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 09:47:47
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Happiest birthday, Simon! You know how I feel about all things cheese.
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I will never get through to you
But honey if I do,
I'll be singing all the way...
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http://prettycrabby.com |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 10:04:37
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oh, i get it now.
cheeseman's birthday.
happy birthday cheeseman
(still don't get the cheesecake thing though) |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 10:07:19
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I love this guy
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 10:10:38
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
oh, i get it now.
cheeseman's birthday.
happy birthday cheeseman
(still don't get the cheesecake thing though)
floop you know I love you
you're charmed and smooth and slick
now please don't blink
because I think
you're actually quite thick....
now floop please don't be grumpy
i'm sure it's not your fault
it has been said
you were dropped on head
and thats why you're such a dolt
ach floop you know I'm kidding
I'm sure you're a clever guy
Is what we all know
though it never shows
but I'm sure that hard you try
Ok I really am kidding
I think you're very smart
the way you flit
with clever wit
you sarcastic little tart
ok, by tart I don't mean whore like
alright perhaps I do
we know you can
be a ladies man
albeit one without a clue....
when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 11:14:58
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While I am shocked, shocked, to see that Sir Rock
of all people came up with a hill of cocaine, I was
still able to come up with the one cheese Simon
truly loves, the cheese of Cyprus, halloumi:
Happy birthday, Simon!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 11:18:00
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happy birthday
.. cheese, and stuff..
 Oh let it linger |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 13:34:13
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Simon, i want to SWISS you a happy birthday! i hope its a GOUDA one. PARMESIAN for not posting a birthday wish earlier, i wouldn't want you to think me a MUENSTER. don't get BLEU if you don't get everything you wished for, and there is no reason to CHEDDAR tear. just remember, when someone pulls out the camera, smile and say CHEESE!
i should hang myself
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 13:38:05
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the man's on a diet regiment and everyone gives him cheese.
at least Sir Rock was classy about his gift |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 13:38:41
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Haha, good show Brian.
How long did it takeya to come up with that?
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 13:43:14
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I wrote a poem you know
no calories in a poem
and I wrote it myself
at 6am with a hangover
but thats bloody good brian
when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 13:46:43
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Spectacular show tre 
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 13:48:04
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I was going to do a scary tash bed picture morph but shit poems are far easier
when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 13:51:54
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Happy birthday, sir.
I got ten years and a month on ya.
*buzzing of gnat sound*
Rock me, Joseph Alberto Santiago. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 14:41:37
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Thanking you all, my good folks. Especially the poems, the pictures, the puns, and even the squeaky cheese. I got a big old cookbook from work, I'll make you all something ace.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 14:43:22
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somethign cheesy?
Oh let it linger |
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mature cheese? (a birthday thread)
