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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <

France
4233 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  07:59:44  Show Profile  Visit cassandra is's Homepage  Reply with Quote
someone told me that The Holiday Son had a love affair with Jennifer Connelly



pas de bras pas de chocolat
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <

France
4233 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  08:12:59  Show Profile  Visit cassandra is's Homepage  Reply with Quote

oh my god! it's true!






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Acantha
- FB Fan -

Ireland
16 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  08:28:40  Show Profile  Click to see Acantha's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I am actually a rhesus monkey who has been highly trained by secret service agents.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  11:34:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Who is that pic of?


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  11:36:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

Who is that pic of?


I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret




you disappoint me
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  12:03:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Looks like a scene from Closer.


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  12:03:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
look closer
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  12:14:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
OK so one is obviously Jennifer Connelly but it's the guy I am struggling with. I assume that whoever he is, he is supposed to look like The Holiday Son?


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  12:17:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
(whispers to herself, "this is painful")


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  12:18:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
are you feeling okay today homers?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  12:20:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I've never seen it. My mate copied it me once but it didn't work. It is on my Amazon list though.

The film is really not that well known over here you know. There is no reason why I should have know where the pic was from.


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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  12:21:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm hearing on the street that "Homer's Pet Monkey" suffers severe erectile disfunction, and is considering an implant because he doesn't want to have to make the fifteen dollar co-pay he would have to make everytime he refills a Viagra prescription.

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  12:22:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Care to explain?


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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  12:23:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey, I heard it on the street.

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  12:25:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You'll have to do better than that.


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  12:28:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
which street?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  12:29:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sesame.


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  12:31:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It's this little blue pill, see?



You can even wear a hat, this one's an official one
from NASCAR's Mark Martin!




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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  12:34:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You guys have a great fascination with my penis. It's understandable I guess.


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Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 05/02/2005 12:34:23
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  12:37:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Okay it's unsubstantiated really. Are you saying it's not true? I read it in the "World Weekly News" while researching a story on the Sasquatch prostitution that's running rampant in Washington DC.

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  12:41:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I can neither confirm nor deny it. I would need a female member (or 10) to do that for me. It has to be impartial.


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  12:51:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sasquatch prostitution? Huh?


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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  13:11:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
did you hear the one about susan? some say she`s much to loose (that came straight from a guy who claims he has the proof). did you hear that one about michael? some say he must be gay I tried to argue but they said if he was straight he wouldn`t move that way. did you hear the one about tina? some say she`s just a tease in a camisole she`s six feet tall she`ll knock you to your knees.



You can go eat a decroded piece of crap!
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2005 :  13:18:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh shiny you make me feel old...

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This is the war and not the warning.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/03/2005 :  06:08:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
He makes me feel young.


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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 05/04/2005 :  12:04:21  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Soylent green is now made of monkeys and shredded-up newspaper, because they ran out of people.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 05/04/2005 :  12:22:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I thought it had started to taste funny!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 05/04/2005 :  15:09:45  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Floop has actually never made a quesadilla in his life. And he's a vegetarian.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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