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mosleyk
= Cult of Ray =
USA
607 Posts |
 Posted - 04/14/2005 : 12:39:29
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A friend of mine created this computer program that generates haikus. The words are put together at random, and I about died laughing when I read some of the combinations that the computer came up with. I thought I would share a few:
golden creampuff rose
> gentle randy farty dust
> quintessential pond
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> because the dark elf
> diddles the peaceful pretzel
> the spoiled snow exists
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> intestinal rain
> the dark bed eats the warm wind
> dark velocity
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> peaceful spongy rain
> buddhist bulbous baby bird
> intestinal lake
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> because the spoiled filth
> moistens the fecund haiku
> the spoiled song exists
AND MY FAVORITE:
> intestinal rain
> the dark bed eats the warm wind
> dark velocity
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 12:44:43
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Frank speaks highly of the haiku form!
Can you post your friend's URL so we can make our own?
Meanwhile, here's a haiku I wrote just now, in honor of your
thread:
pixies prance
the fan waits empty alone desolate
catholics unite
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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mosleyk
= Cult of Ray =
USA
607 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 12:52:24
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Great haiku Kathryn! But aren't they suppose to be 5-7-5?
My friend, Brian, doesn't have the program up on a website. He emailed me these. Sorry. But...maybe I can convince him to share his creation. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 12:57:29
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i thought so too, mosleyk, and was about to deliver a pwning. but it seems 5-7-5 is just the most common and usual form. i think as long as it has three lines and 17/no more than 17 syllables, it's ok.
 Oh let it linger |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 12:57:49
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Happiness spreads hands.
Gorgeous warm pleasure glistens.
Breasts slide a lover
google haiku generator
fun!
Languid smooth juices probe.
Tightly shuddering, soft hair probes.
Language feels nude lust.
disturbing!
Fortresses trash snow.
Rough tough, ignorant mud lurks.
Old, green cities eat
moody, I like it.
I might have a go at this haiku lark tonight
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 12:59:11
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A rabbit giggles.
Loud, gooey cushions chortle.
Slime pokes big balloons
addicted, I'm addicted.
http://www.hphoward.demon.co.uk/haikugen/framset1.htm
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
Edited by - starmekitten on 04/14/2005 13:00:13 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 13:08:26
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Pardon my ignorance, but what is the point of haikus? Why are they so special?
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 13:19:41
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aren't you a poetry dude?
Oh let it linger |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 13:21:32
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i got a 27 syllable haiku!
Orgasms suck nights.
Boys eat the fevers but a thick heavy, sweet lover heavily begs a prettily sweet lip.
Mad language trembles. |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 14:14:59
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Frank black francis buzz
Melody oozes sweet songs
Feed from Honeycomb.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 14:32:48
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too much red curry
a sleeping geyser awakes
no toilet paper |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 14:36:46
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Have you seen snoophaiku around lately Tony?
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 14:38:24
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| i've seen him around the secret forum |
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mosleyk
= Cult of Ray =
USA
607 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 14:58:28
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quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance
Frank black francis buzz
Melody oozes sweet songs
Feed from Honeycomb.
This one is a keeper!! I love how is sounds all gooey when you say it aloud. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 15:03:09
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must stop with the random haiku generator.
Agony trembles.
A moan sweats and joy glistens.
A soft tongue murmurs
The moans beg passion.
Pretty fingers beg the lips.
The nude secrets throb.
these are mucky!
The arses bounce.
Animals fill the whispers.
Tongues worship the men.
(!)
The embraces drip.
Loves spurt for pleasure murmurs.
Luscious wonder probes.
(!!!)
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
Edited by - starmekitten on 04/14/2005 15:04:45 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 15:09:30
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AND MY FAVORITE:
> intestinal rain
> the dark bed eats the warm wind
> dark velocity
that sounds like my day today |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 15:13:27
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quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
aren't you a poetry dude?
Oh let it linger
Well yeah but I wonder why these in particular?
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 15:15:46
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
Loves spurt for pleasure murmurs.
that's possible new signature material |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 15:17:18
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I quite like 'luscious wonder probes', I think that would be a good band name
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 04/14/2005 : 18:38:26
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quote:
Great haiku Kathryn! But aren't they suppose to be 5-7-5?
Oh, but it WAS, in the original Japanese. It just lost something in translation.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 18:50:44
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quote:
Originally posted by mosleyk
Great haiku Kathryn! But aren't they suppose to be 5-7-5?
Maybe. Probably.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 19:02:40
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one fluid motion
no look talking on cell phone
smoking cigarette
adjusting radio
noticing hot chicks in sight
parallel parking
=)
what other people think of you is none of your business |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 04:11:15
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I was just thinking today I wanted a poetry machine to express myself for me!
I altered this one a little:
The green duets clash.
Hunted rain finds a profile.
Wisdom brings huge cats.
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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know." |
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hWolsky
= Cult of Ray =
France
696 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 04:57:34
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You can also do it with patience and a brain...
I'm a regular old fashion music admirer. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 08:16:59
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let google do the thinking I say
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 12:52:59
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And let your fingers do the walking.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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mosleyk
= Cult of Ray =
USA
607 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 13:01:07
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| So...if you use one of these programs and generate a Haiku for yourself and call it your own....is it plagiarism? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 18:44:33
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Probably.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 03:58:01
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It must be some squeeze
All those miniscule poets
In the computer
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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know." |
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