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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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 Posted - 04/13/2005 : 02:07:52
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hi floop, i think i can take you in a parallel parking contest. i'm thinking of going to the sasquatch festival, loser buys the beer, whaddya say? 
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 10:28:22
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bring it
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 10:38:16
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Oh its already been broughten.
(Heh, I just liked the way the chick said that on the commercial for that movie)
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 10:42:13
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while we're at it we may as well have a breakdancing contest
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 10:42:58
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Ach, I could take you both. I consider my parking jobs to be less a functional and convenient method of stowing my transportation, more a work of art.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 10:44:47
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Okay floop are you going to the Sasquatch festival? Swing by the Homer estate and pick me (The Homer) up. I'l bring the Sasquatch attractant.
 No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 11:11:39
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May I weigh in here? Who is the American driver?
Who is Canadian?
Nuff said.
(Floop, taking the forum Sasquatch to the Sasquatch
fest, not a good idea. Trust me. The smell alone...)
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 11:13:12
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sasquatch could be a good wingman though. chicks dig a heavy musk
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 11:20:18
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But won't all the Sasquatch fest chicks
be smelly and hairy themselves?
And where in the wilderness will you get
to practice your parallel parking skills?
Excuse the typo.
Skillz.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 11:26:27
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
But won't all the Sasquatch fest chicks
be smelly and hairy themselves?
it'll be a trip down memory lane (when i lived in Santa Cruz and Berkeley)
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 12:17:17
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quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Okay floop are you going to the Sasquatch festival? Swing by the Homer estate and pick me (The Homer) up. I'l bring the Sasquatch attractant.
No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
And then stop off and pick up his monkey!
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 12:41:54
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I'll pray for mojo.
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 13:16:57
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Thanks C, I need your prayers.
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 14:46:27
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i'll meet you at sasquatch, if i win you have to watch wilco while i drink beer in the beer garden on your nickel. bring all the support you need, nothing can distract me when i'm in the zone.
ps - watch out for that kerb buddy, -10 automatic for first bump. mwahaha!
cheese - it takes skill to park a left-hand drive vehicle, so don't go there.
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 15:01:36
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You know what I say to that?
Pshaw!
You don't know what you're letting yourself in for.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 15:14:58
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oooooh, cheese dropped a PSHAW! bomb. you know what i say to that?
whatevah!
now we've got gold, silver, and bronze medal competitors. anybody else want in? memorial day week-end at the gorge in george, WA. i guess you can have a participation ribbon if you finish below the bronze medal spot. and hey, the pixies are playing so it won't be a wasted-slash-get-your-ass-wiped-by-shine-in-a-parallel-parking-contest kinda week-end. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 15:19:31
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quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
it won't be a wasted-slash-get-your-ass-wiped-by-shine-in-a-parallel-parking-contest kinda week-end.
It was never going to be that.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 15:45:03
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let me ask you this shiny, do you drive an automatic (ie. chick car) or a stick (ie. man car)?
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 15:48:33
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Let me ask you this the pair of you. Are you prepared for non-power steering, choke-starting, manual-transmission, four-speed, double-dented hatchback?
Or are you WOMEN?
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 15:50:31
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double-dented from all your parallel parking accidents?
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 15:51:03
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bring it, bitches
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 15:52:16
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Double dented from my scraping along the side of other people's cars in mid-traffic, dude, give me some credit.
Best bit: not even my car.
Bring it, ladies.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 15:56:19
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i think you're already automatically disqualified because you park on the wrong side of the street
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 15:59:09
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I will happily acknowledge that Americans drive on the right side of the road.
Here, we drive on the correct side.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 15:59:33
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
let me ask you this shiny, do you drive an automatic (ie. chick car) or a stick (ie. man car)?
know what i'm sayin' dawg?
i drive whatever, i own an auto now, but when i was couriering (for 7 years) i drove manual. by the way, i was in a courier competition in the 90's finishing second in a field of 140 and i missed out by 7" on the backing up to the dock portion of the comp. i lost to guy who drove a van just like the ones we were given for the contest, i was driving a small pick-up while i worked....
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 16:01:07
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quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
i was in a courier competition in the 90's finishing second in a field of 140
just as you'll finished 2nd in our competition
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 16:04:10
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Right ahead of floop, right behind me. Or wait - were you entering the ladies contest?
7"? I can parallel park in the space between you and the dock.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 16:10:14
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astronauts who have gone to space often describe it as being "an outer body experience," "transcendental" or, "like nothing you could possibly imagine" ..
and often times, after returning from the trip, they experience a period of depression and self-reflexion, due to the intensity of the experience; after being so "high" nothing else in the real world can possibly compare..
not unlike being in my car when i parallel park
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 17:45:04
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Right ahead of floop, right behind me. Or wait - were you entering the ladies contest?
7"? I can parallel park in the space between you and the dock.
I'm like a lost snail in the night.
it's not hard to parallel park a bicycle.  |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 18:25:55
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This thread reminds me to start a thread called
"shineoftheever takes floop out!"
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:07:47
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i'll be starting that one on may 29th, then floop will start his "i was wrong about wilco" thread, whilst cheese is still trying to figure out which way to rotate the wheel whilst in reverse.
BOO YA! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:15:41
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what's funny about your end of the bargin, shiny, is that you'd rather be in the beer garden than listening to Wilco. would that have something to do with the fact that they suck?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:21:07
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Boys, boys, boys! Stop for a minute now, OK?
I want to point out, shiner, that your Wilco mention
is but a diversionary tactic, to take the focus off
the fact that floop's skillz are superior.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:26:16
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wilco do indeed suck, IMO, and i will be enjoying my floop-funded beer as far away as possible.
K, i thought you were in my pit crew? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:31:21
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See this satin jacket with the tf on it?
That's tf for Team Floop®, we are proudly
sponsored by the makers of Soyrizo™.
I hope this does not stop you from looking me up
when you move out east to Cornwall.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:37:04
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fine, but if you ever decide to come back over to the winning side i'll only have room for you in the back seat now.
and you know what TF stands for where i come from right? |
Edited by - shineoftheever on 04/13/2005 19:38:07 |
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shineoftheever calls floop out!
