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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
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 Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:42:30
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The backseat's for hussies and I'm no...wait. Forget it.
What does TF stand for? Um, the Toronto, um, um. No, I don't know. Do I want to know?
(Remember, it's a family forum.)
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:44:44
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
What does TF stand for? Um, the Toronto, um, um. No, I don't know. Do I want to know?
probably not,
(hint} we could do it in the back seat and we wouldn't end up with a family.  |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 04/13/2005 : 22:59:51
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professional surfers often talk about their relationship with the wave as being like a relationship with a beautiful woman .. and the ride they take is like... well, you know.
that's how parking is with me. the curb is like my woman. and the steering wheel is my surfboard.
be good to her and she'll be good to you. |
Edited by - floop on 04/13/2005 23:14:20 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 05:47:08
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I'm having visions of Swiss Tony now (one for The Fast Show fans).
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 04/14/2005 : 07:19:15
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Originally posted by shineoftheever
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
What does TF stand for? Um, the Toronto, um, um. No, I don't know. Do I want to know?
probably not,
(hint} we could do it in the back seat and we wouldn't end up with a family.
But you'd get a pearl necklace instead?
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
Edited by - Surfer Rosa on 04/14/2005 07:21:49 |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 04/14/2005 : 07:35:44
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This site is my Bible.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
Edited by - Surfer Rosa on 04/14/2005 07:38:25 |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 13:27:04
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yes, yes, surfer! a pearl necklace = no babbies.
 You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 04/14/2005 : 13:28:02
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quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
But you'd get a pearl necklace instead?
or perhaps a little d.p. ? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 14:35:17
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back on topic: let me ask you this shiny: when you parallel park, do you make a "3 point turn," stopping, putting the car in reverse, then forward, then reverse etc..?
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 14:53:56
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not always, but you get closest to the curb that way, and that is where the real talent lies, in knowing when to crank the wheel to the left in the second motion. if you do it right you never have to make a second forward motion. pulling up the right distance away from the car you are parking behind is also a key aspect in "picking the right spot". if the car in front you was parked by a lady or a brit chances are it is too far from the curb and is messing with your chances of a "perfect parallel park". however, this being said i can still pull this off with relative ease.
my motto: there is always enough room, if there isn't, well, bumpers were meant for bumping. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 15:08:33
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| talk to me when you've mastered the 'one-fluid-motion, reverse no-look, somking-a-cigarette and talking-on-cell-phone while-adjusting-radio and noticing-hot-chicks-on-sidewalk parallel park' technique. |
Edited by - floop on 04/14/2005 15:11:49 |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 15:39:36
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| more like the no-fluid-motion-no-reverse-look-drop-your-cigarette-and-cell-phone-while-listening-to-britney-spears-on-the-radio-and-hitting-hot-chicks-on-the-sidewalk technique. yeah, us experts just call that - "The Floop" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 16:01:40
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| so i guess you're open to a blindfolded contest? |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 16:10:43
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| you first? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 18:55:02
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 19:18:58
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tf? dp? I have no clue what's going on here. Other than
floop's kicking shiner's ass.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 04/15/2005 : 02:00:45
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quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
more like the no-fluid-motion-no-reverse-look-drop-your-cigarette-and-cell-phone-while-listening-to-britney-spears-on-the-radio-and-hitting-hot-chicks-on-the-sidewalk technique. yeah, us experts just call that - "The Floop"
How about the T2000-smooth motion, hot chicks gaping with admiration and crowding round as you get out of the parked car. I call that one the Cheeseman.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 04:06:37
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dp = one in the pink, one in the stink. but , i don't get floop's reference so maybe he meant something else.
ok, i'll park while your blindfolded? it'll probably be better for your eyes anyways as my parking jobs often give off a holy glow that sometimes burn the eyes. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 11:46:37
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Right. Right. Got it.
I like how Denis so politely posts a discrete link
to a dictionary definition, nice Frenchman
that he is, while shiner just starts rhyming
like Rev. Jesse Jackson starring in a porn film.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 13:15:20
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| huh, uh, huh-huh - you said "nice frenchman" |
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shineoftheever calls floop out!
