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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2005 : 20:47:45
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quote: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by VoVat
I can remove my underwear without taking off my pants.
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What?!
Okay, I really can't. I just wanted to seem like a big shot in front of the forum.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2007 : 20:59:46
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This thread deserves, I'm not sure what...a bump? An addition or two from newer forum members?
I got some heaven in my head
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2007 : 23:29:56
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I have a knack for winning radio call-in contests. Just today, I was caller number 9 and won tickets to a concert, which I just got back from. That's three times in the last several years that I've won concert tickets. And when I was a kid, I won four times in one day -- which was really hard because my father had cut me off because I'd won too many times, so I had to be ultra-sneaky about it. And that was back in the days of fucking rotary dialing. Among my winnings:
* Tix to David Wilcox (tonight), Tori Amos with Bruce Cockburn, and Elvis Costello (best concert of my life) * Two Max Headroom T-shirts * Four A&W root beer mugs * Dinner for four at some Mexican restaurant
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2007 : 00:07:39
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i have mastered the no-cleanup camping meal |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2007 : 00:56:04
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quote: Originally posted by floop
i have mastered the no-cleanup camping meal
Pop Tarts? |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2007 : 06:53:40
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I've mastered the art of ass f*cking cute blonde teens.
Okay. Not really-I was only joking!
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
Edited by - Carl on 08/26/2007 06:55:09 |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2007 : 10:24:39
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for £50, my special talent is anything you want it to be.
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
Edited by - PixieSteve on 08/26/2007 10:25:35 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2007 : 10:27:29
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quote: Originally posted by darwin
quote: Originally posted by floop
i have mastered the no-cleanup camping meal
Pop Tarts?
1. sausage cooked on open fire. 2. place in hot dog bun. 3. eat |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2007 : 10:32:01
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what's a cleanup camping meal?
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2007 : 14:30:32
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one where stuff needs to be cleaned up after (pots, pans, plates etc..) like if you were going to whip up a black truffle soufflé or something |
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
4233 Posts |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 08/31/2007 : 07:08:32
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quote: Originally posted by PixieSteve
for £50, my special talent is anything you want it to be.
"Idiot" is just her sig.
Ass-f***ing Carl in a cute blonde teen wig?
Buying clothes that don't need ironing after washing - a now redundant talent as I've lost wardrobe rights.
_______________ Ed is the hoo hoo |
Edited by - trobrianders on 08/31/2007 07:15:05 |
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