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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
 Posted - 04/06/2005 : 06:28:52
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Originally posted by kathryn
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Originally posted by Daisy Girl
I am good at doing peoples makeup
I can make up my own skincare/bath stuff
I can put my lipstick on like molly ringwald did in the breakfast club-- but I haven't done it for years
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Daisy, when are we going to have our girls-only
weekend of facials..
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Won't you need some men for that?
Consider the tone officially lowered!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 06:59:12
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I can dance like a loon without the need for alcohol.
This includes a superb Mick Jagger impression.
 I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 07:10:43
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I can cook on an open fire
I'm good at catching wasps
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 07:54:21
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I can blur the line between sincerity and sarcasm very well
 I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 09:31:37
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i invented 143 different methods to kill time. i'm a genius in spending time in useless things.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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an erotic vulture
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
67 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 12:37:33
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I can hold my breath for over a minute and a half. I'm waiting for a time when this will come in handy.
I'm also uncannily good at making other people take the blame for stuff I did. This comes in handy a lot.
Oh, and I can whistle when I breath in as well as when I breath out.
Who said anything about carving you up, man?
I just wanted to carve a Z into your forehead... |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 17:38:08
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I can make all 10 of my fingers bleed all at once. Photos available if requested
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 18:13:50
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 19:52:49
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I can touch my nose with my tongue.
I have a pretty good memory, when it comes to certain things. Unfortunately, very few of these things are at all important.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 20:59:22
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 04:47:45
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Originally posted by Malax
I can make all 10 of my fingers bleed all at once. Photos available if requested
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna*
Go on then.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 05:42:38
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I shall post this evening
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 12:06:47
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I can roll my tounge
I can name simpsons episodes with a max five second of dialogue
I can down snakebite blacks faster than anyone on the nottingham boat club team
I can make any dog that sees me think i look good to eat
I wish i had a wooden heart that i could set on fire... |
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 12:07:21
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I can roll my tounge
I can name simpsons episodes with a max five second of dialogue
I can down snakebite blacks faster than anyone on the nottingham boat club team
I can make any dog that sees me think i look good to eat
I wish i had a wooden heart that i could set on fire... |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 12:17:55
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 12:44:24
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i can disable most electronic equipment (cash registers, computers, stereo equipment) simply by being in its presence and emitting negative electromagnetic energy
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 12:52:48
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I can make just about anyone uncomfortable.
Oh, and I can appear to be, for all intents and purposes, having a good time while in fact internally, I'm a screaming, blubbering mess clawing at the muddy walls of my earthen pit of cage that is my earthly presence.
or something like that. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 15:12:11
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Good one KSR, I can put on a variety of fronts. It's a neccessary life skill.
I forgot a talent of mine, if you can call it that. I can wax loquaciously about more than one subject. I can talk about food until you punch me to make me stop, and I can discuss music objectively or subjectively, to the point of writing reviews.
I am always, always right about music. I have the best music taste in the world.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 15:15:53
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
I am always, always right about music. I have the best music taste in the world.
I'm like a lost snail in the night.
This is a good one, a healthy attitude IMO. I am the same. If you are really passionate about music, you HAVE to have this.
.......which was nice. |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 15:29:30
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there is a very simple way to check somebody's music taste: if a person likes radiohead and\or pearl jam any further discussion is a waste of time
 i bash newbies for a living |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 15:30:36
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now that i think about it that's another talent i have. irritate people by making fun of their taste in music
i bash newbies for a living |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 15:34:18
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I can irritate people when they're making fun of my musical taste.
You’re too old to lose it, too young to choose it
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 17:32:48
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I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 18:11:41
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i can fuck up even the easiest recipes if i try hard enough (but in general i'm a good cook - but i prefer the uncle ernie fiddle about method to actual recipe cooking)
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 18:49:22
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
I am good at doing peoples makeup
I can make up my own skincare/bath stuff
I can put my lipstick on like molly ringwald did in the breakfast club-- but I haven't done it for years
`
Daisy, when are we going to have our girls-only
weekend of facials..
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Won't you need some men for that?
Consider the tone officially lowered!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Kiki, sounds like so much fun!!! :) I can't wait till we can meet you... hopefully come to Montreal and see a FB or Pixies show too :)
Mike, you're welcome in on the fun too :) |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 19:05:19
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 No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 19:05:58
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quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
now that i think about it that's another talent i have. irritate people by making fun of their taste in music
i bash newbies for a living
i think if someone lists U2 anywhere in their top bands, that's problematic
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 19:43:08
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I can make really bad puns.
Wait, that's not really a talent, is it?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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slaveish
= Cult of Ray =
USA
269 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 20:35:42
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 21:03:25
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I can remove my underwear without taking off my pants.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 21:27:45
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2005 : 05:47:56
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quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
I am good at doing peoples makeup
I can make up my own skincare/bath stuff
I can put my lipstick on like molly ringwald did in the breakfast club-- but I haven't done it for years
`
Daisy, when are we going to have our girls-only
weekend of facials..
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Won't you need some men for that?
Consider the tone officially lowered!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Kiki, sounds like so much fun!!! :) I can't wait till we can meet you... hopefully come to Montreal and see a FB or Pixies show too :)
Mike, you're welcome in on the fun too :)
Oh my god, I'm being invited to an orgy!
.......which was nice. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2005 : 06:27:04
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Originally posted by VoVat
I can remove my underwear without taking off my pants.
What?!
__________
This is the war and not the warning. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2005 : 09:41:27
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No real talent involved there Carolynanna, most of these hip hop kids can.
No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2005 : 10:03:32
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Originally posted by floop
i can disable most electronic equipment (cash registers, computers, stereo equipment) simply by being in its presence and emitting negative electromagnetic energy
The opposite for me. After a 2 hours long journey:
"I promise, I promise, my printer wasn't working before you arrived"
Ayúdate a ti mismo, y entonces te ayudarán también los demás. Principio de amor al prójimo. |
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