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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  15:07:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
- i'm an expert at parallel parking (unmatched, really)
- i can fold clothes reeeellly fast (even though they aren't folded well and get wrinkled)
- i have a special talent for being an asshole

what are yours?





ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!

speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  15:08:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
-white man can jump


Oh boy, it's Walk-Around Butt!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  15:13:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
resisting temptation to post what i'd like to post
resisting...resisting

(btw, floop's third purported special ability is untrue. floop, stop lying about your special skillz!

oh and, speedy, i thought you were confined to your lazy-boy.
you can't jump with that broken ankle, my friend.)


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics

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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  15:17:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
But when that ankle heals, I will be soaring again.

WHITE MAN CAN DUNK.


Oh boy, it's Walk-Around Butt!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  15:23:30  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I've never once been lost in this, one of the largest cities in the world. I drive lots of places, sometimes creatively directed, often via scenic and unexpected routes. But never lost, my sense of direction is unparalleled.


I'm like a lost snail in the night.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  15:28:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
being in my car while i'm parallel parking is an erotic experience




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1220 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  15:36:41  Show Profile  Visit Doog's Homepage  Click to see Doog's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
-I can human beatbox and play the theramin fairly well
-I waltz like a MOFO
-My sister came in my room and asked to borrow my Def Leppard record and I was like "No way, man!". I can DO that.
-I've posted here for a few years and I STILL don't think anyone notices


"Join the cult of Ray/He was the best Ghostbuster"
www.doog.tk

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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  15:45:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i notice :(

is that my special ability?

lolzabad
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <

New Zealand
3426 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  17:44:10  Show Profile  Visit benji's Homepage  Reply with Quote
my special talent is that i have no special talents.
i am devoid of talent, you could say.
i think that makes me pretty special.


Join the Cult of Cartman! Respect my Authoritaah!!!
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  17:52:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I can eat tons of greasy, unhealthy food without having a heart attack. Yet.

Carlos
"Join up, conform and wear a different uniform!"
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n/a
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4109 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  17:54:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I can pretend that I speak in english, I also can make a delicious curry, but that's not very special.
But I can weld iron, that is what makes me special!



I am a lost soul
I shoot myself with rock and roll
The hole i dig is bottomless
But nothing else can set me free
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  18:21:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Cool! 'Weld' done! (Sorry, could'nt resist that).
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  18:21:27  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
i can 'fake' many instruments to make people think i'm talented, when i'm really a no talent hack

i can kick YOUR ass at mlb 2005 for ps2

i can repel most people

i can have a VERY messy apartment

-Brian

If you move I shoots!


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Perk
- FB Fan -

USA
210 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  22:27:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"special talents"
use them or loose them.
I can till frighten the small children away.

Don't sweat the petty things
and don't pet the sweaty things
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *

1670 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  00:07:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Im a talent in UFO knowledge

Finding indie bands know ones heard of altho they sometimes become big after 10 cds

Acting like a crackhead

Sucking at skateboarding

The Truth Is Out There
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  02:09:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I can eat an unlimited amount of ice cream.


Ayúdate a ti mismo, y entonces te ayudarán también los demás. Principio de amor al prójimo
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Elephant
- FB Fan -

Canada
240 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  03:00:01  Show Profile  Visit Elephant's Homepage  Click to see Elephant's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
- I can ALWAYS find a place to put a semicolon; like - say here for example.

- I can type REALLY REALLY fast.

- I can write very legiable print, but at the same time - make it look very sloppy.

- I can sleep much longer then the average person.

- I can stay awak much longer then the average person, not really insomnia, but more of like "sleeping binges".

That's about it - for the time being.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  05:54:11  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I have neat handwriting
I'm a good listener - people tend to confess their deepest darkest secrets to me
I have exceptional long term memory (short term not so good - wonder why?)
I sleep like the dead

Doog - the theramin is something I'd LOVE to play - how difficult is it?

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =

Italy
2139 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  09:29:59  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
- i can sleep for 24 hours in a row
- i'm pretty good in building and configuring computers
- i can remain unshaved for long periods without looking like a chimp
- i have a unique talent in using stuff for purposes that weren't meant for


join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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hawken
- FB Fan -

USA
178 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  09:49:33  Show Profile  Visit hawken's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I can climb up things well; trees, scaffolding, decks, construction sites, etc.

I'm not very good at getting down though.
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =

France
2010 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  09:53:28  Show Profile  Visit The Holiday Son's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
- i have a unique talent in using stuff for purposes that weren't meant for


examples. we want examples!
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =

Italy
2139 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  10:55:37  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by The Holiday Son

quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
- i have a unique talent in using stuff for purposes that weren't meant for


examples. we want examples!



i tend to use cups and plates as ashtrays, i have a little table that i made out of my old washing machine and i used to have another that i had made with a street sign, i emptied my laptop's battery caddy and i use it to put coins and pencils, i used a pc monitor with a VCR attached as a tv and i tried to fit in my old pentium2 in said VCR later on. stuff like this. i guess that anal sex is using something for a non predicted purpose too so count that too.


join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  12:04:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa


I'm a good listener - people tend to confess their deepest darkest secrets to me
I have exceptional long term memory (short term not so good - wonder why?)
I sleep like the dead




Truly terrifying

Verbatim what I would say for myself. Oh my god, it's scary.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  12:41:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I can put on a shirt without first getting it turned rightside out. One sleeve can be tucked in and the other out; no problem.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  13:49:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Football (soccer). I am great at playing it for real, fantasy football, table football, any version really.

Posting a lot.

Working people out.

Finding new bands.

Eating ice cream.

Some naughty things (I tihnk that was what Kathryn was getting at too).

Loving penguins.

Shooting.

Badminton.

Ironing.


Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  13:53:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia

[ i guess that anal sex is using something for a non predicted purpose too so count that too.


join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking




You officially rule.


Oh boy, it's Walk-Around Butt!
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1158 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  14:04:48  Show Profile  Visit Sir Rockabye's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I'm good at remainging unsweaty during strenuous exercise. I've always prided myself on that.

I'm also good at finding my away around in the dark.


Some brains just work that way, that's what chemicals can do.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  14:10:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Also, jumping in bushes and dancing. Not at the same time


Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!

Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 04/05/2005 14:12:44
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
2002 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  14:23:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I can 'phaze' in and out pretty well...well enough to trick people into thinking I'm a spirit. Oh, except my friends don't fall for it anymore.

Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown

-bRIAN
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  14:30:27  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa


I'm a good listener - people tend to confess their deepest darkest secrets to me
I have exceptional long term memory (short term not so good - wonder why?)
I sleep like the dead




Truly terrifying

Verbatim what I would say for myself. Oh my god, it's scary.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics



That is scary

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  14:42:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I can raise my eyebrows independently - Roger Moore style

Racquet sports

I used to be able to get anyone to talk about anything, but I think I've lost that over time.

I can 'crack' my septum and my jaw.


-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  14:53:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm a very good actor. Probably should be winning Oscars.


Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  17:31:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I am good at doing peoples makeup

I can make up my own skincare/bath stuff

I can put my lipstick on like molly ringwald did in the breakfast club-- but I haven't done it for years
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  18:28:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl

I am good at doing peoples makeup

I can make up my own skincare/bath stuff

I can put my lipstick on like molly ringwald did in the breakfast club-- but I haven't done it for years

`

Daisy, when are we going to have our girls-only
weekend of pjs, milk and cookies and make-up and
mani/pedicures? Oh and facials. And a slumberparty/
massage fest? I'll bring the Cosmo and the cosmos.


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  19:17:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance

I can raise my eyebrows independently - Roger Moore style



i can do that too. charlie chaplin style as well




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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =

USA
936 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  20:38:09  Show Profile  Visit WolfManMikeLonely's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I can scream my ass off.

"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders

www.transposed.net
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