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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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 Posted - 04/20/2005 : 14:48:09
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See, it just works rita!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 14:48:28
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
you could try baring your breasts
I'm not sure the world is ready for that
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 14:48:50
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oooh.
I want dayanara pics.
probly the only thing i have that you don't is that coldie mirror pic...which you probly have anyway.
except for those other people. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 14:49:32
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
quote:
Originally posted by floop
you could try baring your breasts
I'm not sure the world is ready for that
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
it was just a suggestion |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 14:49:51
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I didn't say never.
And floop, no one wants to see my breasts.
And Carolyn, how appropriate is it that everyone thinks Rita, a married woman is perfect for me. How about y'all match me up something inanimate, so I can at least simulate sex with it?
The worst mistakes make the best regrets. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 14:51:14
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Sorry speedy, all the holes in the wall have been filled...
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 14:51:59
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quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
And floop, no one wants to see my breasts.
it was just a suggestion |
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Posted - 04/20/2005 : 14:52:00
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quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
I didn't say never.
And floop, no one wants to see my breasts.
And Carolyn, how appropriate is it that everyone thinks Rita, a married woman is perfect for me. How about y'all match me up something inanimate, so I can at least simulate sex with it?
The worst mistakes make the best regrets.
You said last time, that's a never for me.
And I wonder why Carolyn says that too, I'm a married women, as speedy says and animate!
You must learn what makes me kind
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 14:52:05
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Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
oooh.
I want dayanara pics.
probly the only thing i have that you don't is that coldie mirror pic...which you probly have anyway.
except for those other people.
What are we, a deck of trading cards???
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 14:52:37
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quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
I didn't say never.
And floop, no one wants to see my breasts.
And Carolyn, how appropriate is it that everyone thinks Rita, a married woman is perfect for me. How about y'all match me up something inanimate, so I can at least simulate sex with it?
The worst mistakes make the best regrets.
???
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 14:52:43
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
oooh.
I want dayanara pics.
probly the only thing i have that you don't is that coldie mirror pic...which you probly have anyway.
except for those other people.
What are we, a deck of trading cards???
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 14:55:43
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
oooh.
I want dayanara pics.
probly the only thing i have that you don't is that coldie mirror pic...which you probly have anyway.
except for those other people.
What are we, a deck of trading cards???
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Not yet.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 14:55:57
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quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
How about y'all match me up something inanimate, so I can at least simulate sex with it?
The worst mistakes make the best regrets.
???
this one has it's own collection bottle as well
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 14:56:58
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
How about y'all match me up something inanimate, so I can at least simulate sex with it?
The worst mistakes make the best regrets.
???
this one has it's own collection bottle as well
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Does NOT work as well as advertised.
The worst mistakes make the best regrets. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 14:59:15
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my word this is a "clear studded juicer"
who'd have thunk it?
ok how about a flesh torch?
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 14:59:22
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But its got handles.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 15:00:37
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for the smaller budget
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 15:02:30
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the "stimulator" comes free with moods cd and attractive fanny pack
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 15:02:45
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ah, nothing like silicone texturing.. that really gets me riled up
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 15:04:26
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the glove "looks real, feels real" http://www.rebeccas.co.uk/txe865.jpg
wouldn't click that if I were you
is this helpful?
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 15:06:15
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"lifelike vibrating vagina"
why does that not sound right?
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 15:08:38
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This thread has been a major ego boost. Thanks Tre.
The worst mistakes make the best regrets. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 15:08:55
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"lifelike vibrating vagina! Now with pubes"
That's better.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 15:09:07
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
oooh.
I want dayanara pics.
probly the only thing i have that you don't is that coldie mirror pic...which you probly have anyway.
except for those other people.
What are we, a deck of trading cards???
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This is the war and not the warning.
kind of
Hmmm, I don't know how to respond to that.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 15:10:39
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Hmmm, I don't know how to respond to that.
oh jeeze, you know i'm kidding around..
(ksr, i'll trade you one '2002 Oracle' for your 'Coldie Mirror') |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 15:12:28
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I have three of these to give away on a "first come first serve" basis
"the love machine"
http://www.kittenstoyroom.com/xcart/files/images_full/love%20machine1.jpg
hehehehehehehehe
this is fascinating! truely, sorry speedy I'm sure you don't need one really
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 15:18:21
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Originally posted by speedy_m
This thread has been a major ego boost. Thanks Tre.
The worst mistakes make the best regrets.
So you'd rather be with the "stimulator"
than with rita???!!!
rita are you just going to stand there and take that? 
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 15:55:34
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
Actually, I think Kiki and Kok would make a good couple.
You both are really funny and I think you guys are in the same age range too.
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Good point. It doesn't stop me wanting more pictures though, no lame excuses Kathryn. Lame!
Floop, do you have nurse ones?
I'm like a lost snail in the night.
a) I resent being set up with KOK just because we're the oldest ones around here
b) does this thing Tre posted say "KSR" or are my eyes deceiving me?
c) the semi-nude pic was a one-time deal; if you missed it, you missed it.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 15:57:37
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
a) I resent being set up with KOK just because we're the oldest ones around here
just be happy she didn't set you up with Oldmaninacoffeecan. that guy's OLD! and lives in a can |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 16:02:11
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A coffee can!
Do we have to do anything if we've been set up? I've never
been set up before. Or gone on a blind date. What do I do?
What should I wear?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 16:06:48
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Originally posted by kathryn
What should I wear?
something slutty |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 16:10:52
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Do shorts and a Sandinista T-shirt that I ran in
two hours ago and really need washing count?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 16:29:09
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| depends on a) tightness of shirt b) tightness of shorts c) shortness of shorts and d) will shorts and t-shirt be worn with some sort of high heeled shoe? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 18:54:38
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you forgot
e) smelliness of stinky work-out clothes
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 19:09:55
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Good question!
First of all, Carolyn would obviously make the best couple with
whichever Mike knocked her up and, I swear Carolyn, I love you but I am calling the cops if it's Sir Rock!
I think Erebus and I might not make too shabby a couple. My hair's long, as is his beard. We won't always agree, politically, but that adds intellectual dimension to a relationship.
Now who would Simon make a good match with, now that
Carolyn's off at the baby farm? Gotta think about that...
Floop and Dayanara. That won't work. They tried, those two kids, did. They gave it a shot.
Rita's run off with Speedy. I heard they're way up north, raising
wolves together.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
You fuckin forgot me and Floop's mom.
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the secret forum crush phenomenon?
