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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
 Posted - 04/03/2005 : 13:02:52
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Exactly 20 more working days until I am done!!!!
My last day is on the 29th!!!!
Notice my enthusiastic use of exclamation points!!!!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 13:07:43
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It is so thrilling!!!!!!!!!
And why are you quitting, again?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 13:08:26
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Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 13:33:56
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10! Your ten fingers reach into the air.
9! You wiggle your nine toes in anticipation.
(Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention. They Might Be Giants have just crash-landed their glass bottom car into the control tower at Jim Baker International Airport.)
8! Already you've forgotten what you ate for dinner. A creeping numbness consumes you.
(This just in, the human egg has been sighted plummeting from the sky. Scientists standing by to assure us that nothing is wrong have already been found murdered in their laboratories.)
7! Seven members of the band They Might Be Giants have quit the group over bitter disagreements about the introduction to tonight's show.
6! You begin to feel six.
(Flash! Professor Psycho-Fuckup, arrested and convicted of gate-crashing the show tonight, has hung himself by his watchband in his prison cell. He is listed in perfect condition!)
5! Your five senses swell as you realize that history is not being made tonight, rather it is being consumed by a creeping numbness standing next to you.
4! No one seems to know what this is for.
(Overturned tractor trailers rubbernecking bumper to bumper!)
3! Only three seconds remain until They Might Be Giants hits the stage over and over again.
2! It's time 2 sit back and make way for the
1! band that can overcome the
0! in their bank account. I don't mean to be the
-1! but you'd be
-2! if it weren't for the fabulous show you're about to enjoy. Ladies and gentlemen, make way for They Might Be Giants!
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 14:03:13
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ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 14:07:38
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I am SO jealous of you.
Still, it's not all fun and games not working you know. I hope you suffer greatly.
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 14:09:22
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Congrats Carolynanna.
Are you honest when no one's looking? Can you summon honey from a telephone? They sat there with their hooks in the water and their mustaches caked with airplane glue. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 14:18:30
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So, have you initiated a pilfering plan?
20 days means at least 20 boxes of giant binder clips. Better get to work missy. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 14:21:15
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Oh, and congrats, lady!
What are you going to do now, with all that newfound freedom? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 14:25:15
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Yeah nice one C. Sadly I guess this means the end of our chats.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 08:48:32
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Well I'd like to stay home for the kids,
thanks Kathryn...
A pilfering plan hey apl,
I'm way ahead of ya..:)
Thanks everyone!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 08:50:39
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stationary theiving, mmm, stationary
[mental note to get out more]
I hope these twenty days fly by for you sweet Carolynanna
 I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
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mosleyk
= Cult of Ray =
USA
607 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 09:29:27
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[bells, whistles,horns.....CHEERS]
Congratulations! |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 09:55:53
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| Your finishing your job in 20 days? Nice! Enjoy chillin' out! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 10:00:30
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Congratulations Carolynanna! Just in time for Spring.
Ever seen those game shows where people are set free in a supermarket for a couple of minutes to fill their grocery carts? The smart (non-vegy ones) head right for the beef (there must be no alcohol in the place). So, if given a couple of minutes what should one pilfer from an office? Flat-screen monitors? Post-it notes? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 10:06:32
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Thank ya thank ya.
You know there isn't alot of cool stuff to pilfer.
One thing I have been going hard on though is the lamenating machine.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 10:09:19
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"two things you should never pay for in life: sex and office supplies"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 10:14:57
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Oh oh oh, and CD-Rs!
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 11:03:46
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
fuck me man. i thought this thread was actually about countdown. i got the impression from carolynanna's post hat she was quitting her job or something, and then i thought... fuck... she's not CAROL(ynanna) VORDERMAN IS SHE?
lolzabad |
Edited by - PixieSteve on 04/04/2005 11:04:02 |
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toeknee
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
281 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 11:19:00
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 17:57:53
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Remind us again why you're quitting?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 06:17:37
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Do you really really want to know?
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 06:20:37
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Yes.
I mean, I do anyway.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 06:24:38
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Alright then,
the reasons are several but this is the greatest of them;
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7441 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 06:27:45
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No way! Your boss got you pregnant and he won't admit it?
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 06:47:55
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Oh dear.
Congratulations.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 06:54:08
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congrats
lolzabad |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 12:17:41
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| Congratulations! Does this mean another Jack Errol Thompson-type thread? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 12:22:20
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Actually, truth be told, it's all about this:
Yay, Carolyn!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 12:27:54
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| That's fantastic. Congratulations. Is that your actual ultrasound or one pulled off a google search? When are you due? |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 12:45:50
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congratulations thats amazing, a little baby person!
I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 13:58:50
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I'll say congratulations again C, just so that the good folk here don't think I don't wish you the best.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 14:50:10
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quote:
Originally posted by darwin
That's fantastic. Congratulations. Is that your actual ultrasound or one pulled off a google search? When are you due?
Thanks everyone! 
Yes that is my actual baby growing inside my belly as we speak.
Above its head you can see its four finger tips and the thumb it was just pulling towards its mouth to suck on.
The black spot on its chest is its heart.
Apparently I'm more pregnant than I thought, I'm due in August.
Trippy to think that when that pic was taken you could still go and legally get an abortion! Because look how formed and big it is.
And ack, I shouldn't call it an it, I know the sex. Care to place a wager? Baby needs a new pair of shoes...
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Edited by - Carolynanna on 04/05/2005 17:59:02 |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 17:42:43
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
Alright then,
the reasons are several but this is the greatest of them;
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This is the war and not the warning.
Wow!! Conggratulations!!! I bet you are so excited. When is your due date?? Do you know if it is a boy or girl yet!!!
This is your second?
This brought a huge smile to my face!!!!
Such great news!!!!   CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 18:30:15
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I can't read these things very well but I'll guess it's
a girl? The photo looks just like my kid's sonogram.
Brings back memories. How're you feeling? Is Mike
rubbing your feet several times a day and night?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 03:18:33
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Good news big C, but don't give me that old 'I'm quitting work because I'm pregnant' line. I know you were embezzling them. I don't have a problem with it, I just think you should be honest with yourself.
Ach, congrats anyway. I'm going with boy, you can never have too many men.
But hang on... August... so nine months back would be... November/December? Caroly! It's not mine is it?
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COUNTDOWN!
