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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
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Posted - 04/02/2005 :  10:53:33  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!

--6 Train


"Boy: Mommy, Mommy! Let's pretend I'm Jesus and everyone wants to kill me.
Mommy: I don't think I want to play that game."

--Central Park

Guy on cell: My life is a falafel. No, no, wait, it's a pita. My life is a pita.

--Broadway & Astor Place


The existential comedy overfloweth:

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

Edited by - apl4eris on 04/03/2005 13:48:25

PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2005 :  10:56:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
old people these days

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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2005 :  10:57:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Spicy rock... it sounds like a kind of sushi

Much, much more creative than the old days!
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2005 :  10:59:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
for gods sake. make my post redundant why don't you?

lolzabad
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2005 :  11:01:47  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

old people these days

...unlike you, you're only going to be 32 next Wednesday! Young and wonderful I tells ya!


Hey thanks for remembering my birthday PixieSteve! So thoughtful, as always.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2005 :  11:03:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
clever way of blatantly asking someone to make a thread ;D

er, anyway. seems like a good idea for a site, though what i've read isn't all too funny. i might start making a note of my own overheard conversations!

lolzabad

Edited by - PixieSteve on 04/02/2005 11:04:21
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2005 :  11:10:20  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

clever way of blatantly asking someone to make a thread ;D

er, anyway. seems like a good idea for a site, though what i've read isn't all too funny. i might start making a note of my own overheard conversations!

lolzabad

A website of you overhearing yourself talking to yourself? That should be some good material.

And I don't want a thread about my birthday, please. Seriously. I only stopped in this once to share this only marginally funny website with you.

Daisy, "spicy rock" is going into my new rock-paper-scissors lineup. If memory serves me, we used to have great rousing games of that here. Then someone started cheating...

Edited by - apl4eris on 04/03/2005 13:49:07
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -

USA
1728 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2005 :  11:14:22  Show Profile  Visit TheCroutonFuton's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Haha, great website.

Kick it up another notch, BAM! GAHLIC!

Animals think...They're pretty smart!
Shit on the ground...See in the dark!
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 04/03/2005 :  01:40:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
we ask, "don't pull me into life, I'm already too much in the world!" and then, "if only there was a reaching, a needing of any kind."
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 04/03/2005 :  12:13:42  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
(Apparently I'm not alone...)

Yuppie #1: Are you happy?
Yuppie #2: Psychologically speaking, there is something fundamentally wrong with my brain.

--Midtown Apartment
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 04/03/2005 :  12:39:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I overheard these 2 kids talking in the movie theatre just yesterday.

Skid #1
They should put half popcorn and then a shwack of butter and then half popcorn and then more butter and then half popcorn and more butter.

Skid #2
Dude, I think that's too many halves.

I had to giggle.

__________
This is the war and not the warning.
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1158 Posts

Posted - 04/03/2005 :  13:03:45  Show Profile  Visit Sir Rockabye's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Funny stuff Apl.

Kathryn, this one applies to you.

Little girl #2: Why not?
Little girl #1: Well, he's busy.
Little girl #2: Why doesn't he just quit his job and start writing a book?
Little girl #1: I dunno...maybe because we won't have any money?
Little girl #3: Ooh, then you could move to Vermont!

--F train


Are you honest when no one's looking? Can you summon honey from a telephone? They sat there with their hooks in the water and their mustaches caked with airplane glue.
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