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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 05/04/2005 :  14:27:18  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
You're not cooking the pork.

Songs I've listened to today:

TMBG - Drink!
XTC - Scissor Man
Neko Case - Timber



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Posted - 05/04/2005 :  14:52:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No I didn't, I usually don't cook PORK at my house.


You didn't listened XTC - Scissor Man


When you free yourself from the chance of a lifetime
You can be anyone they told you to
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
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Posted - 05/09/2005 :  17:35:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
yes on the foreign student's tooth extraction, yes on the newborn calf, no on the medical checkup.

vv, you did not listen to neko case (no one should)

on my way to the gym tonight, i saw on my lawn:

a rabbit
a deer
a dog


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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 05/09/2005 :  18:09:55  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Crap, it's been so long that I can't really remember what it was I hadn't listened to that day! I'm pretty sure it was "Scissor Man," even though I love that song.

Kathryn, you didn't see a deer on your lawn.

(And you don't like Neko Case OR Ben Folds? I do seem to recall your saying you like TMBG and XTC, though, so at least you have SOME taste. :P)



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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/09/2005 :  18:52:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh, ha ha, VV. Ha fucking ha.

And I did so see a deer.




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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/09/2005 :  19:06:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

And I did so see a deer.




YFR
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/09/2005 :  19:12:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
YFR?
You Fucking Rule?
Huh?


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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 05/10/2005 :  10:05:00  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Your Filthy Raiments?



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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
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Posted - 05/10/2005 :  15:05:39  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
You saw skinheads on your lawn.


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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/10/2005 :  16:08:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i'm guessing kathryn didn't see a dog


today i:

rode a bus
saw actor Seymour Cassell at the supermarket
ate pork tacos

Edited by - floop on 05/10/2005 16:18:45
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/10/2005 :  19:11:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No dog for me, no bus for floop.
(Cheesey, you lovely CVB fan, you!)




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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 05/10/2005 :  19:27:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i did ride the bus
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 05/10/2005 :  20:00:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

i did ride the bus



that's what your mom said


... guitar god potion
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/10/2005 :  20:15:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
today i:

drank some fresh squeezed orange juice
took a stroll through the park
received oral sex from LBF's mom
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
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Posted - 05/11/2005 :  03:22:56  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
You didn't walk in the park.


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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 05/11/2005 :  03:35:01  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
The fresh squeezed orange juice is a lie - it was made from concentrate.
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/11/2005 :  10:24:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
nope, both are true in fact.

i did not receive oral sex from LBF's mom (yesterday)
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/11/2005 :  10:49:47  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
were you feeling ill?


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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/11/2005 :  10:54:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
no, i'm feeling much better, why?
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 05/11/2005 :  12:21:29  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Oh, ha ha, VV. Ha fucking ha.


Hey! Watch the language, missy!



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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/11/2005 :  15:47:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sincere apologies, VV.

Onward and upward...

today it

rained
was really hot
sleeted


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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 05/12/2005 :  10:24:21  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
It wasn't really hot. I mean, it was kind of chilly even here in New Jersey, so I tend to doubt it was warm up there past the Arctic Circle. :P

Plans I have for the rest of this week:

See Ben Folds in concert
Go out to eat at Pizza Hut
Go to the King of Prussia Mall



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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 05/12/2005 :  10:57:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No rain. Just sleet and heat.


VV, you are not seeing Ben Folds. No one should.




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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 05/12/2005 :  13:22:15  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
you're not going to Pizza Hut. No one should.

Yesterday I purchased.

  • Four gala apples

  • Four bottles of ginger ale

  • Four samosas



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    Surfer Rosa
    > Teenager of the Year <

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    Posted - 05/12/2005 :  13:44:02  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    you're not going to see the King of Prussia Mall. No one should.

    (had to keep the flow, plus it means ONE of us will be right.

    Kitten - no ginger ale.

    Last night I dreamt:

    I had to feed hundreds of cats
    I had to find hundreds of cats
    I had to set hundreds of cats on fire

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    floop
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    Mexico
    15297 Posts

    Posted - 05/12/2005 :  14:41:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    what's wrong with pizza hut?

    do you think most people put their lie as the third answer?




    I guess floop WAS right!
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    Cheeseman1000
    >> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

    Iceland
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    Posted - 05/12/2005 :  15:57:31  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    I agree, no ginger ale.
    You didn't have to find hundreds of cats.

    I have had a busy week; in fact so far this week has included:
    French exam
    Playing badminton
    Going for a curry


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    kathryn
    ~ Selkie Bride ~

    Belgium
    15320 Posts

    Posted - 05/12/2005 :  17:34:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    No French exam for Cheesey
    No setting cats on fire for Surfer
    No gala apples for Tre


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    starmekitten
    -= Forum Pistolera =-

    United Kingdom
    6370 Posts

    Posted - 05/12/2005 :  18:00:11  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    wrong, wrong, wrong people!

    four bottles of ginger ale and four gala apples! one of each has gone now and enjoy them muchly I did.

    No feeding cats
    I'm not answering cheesemans, don't wanna


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    Surfer Rosa
    > Teenager of the Year <

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    Posted - 05/13/2005 :  00:52:44  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    No setting fire to cats.

    I dreamt I was in a massive house with lots of hidden panels which had hundreds of cats hidden in them - my task was to find them all so that I could feed them.

    No curry for Mr Cheese?

    The revolution eats its own children
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    kathryn
    ~ Selkie Bride ~

    Belgium
    15320 Posts

    Posted - 05/13/2005 :  10:26:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    Obviously, Surfer's dream has not-so-hidden
    sexual undertones.


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    Surfer Rosa
    > Teenager of the Year <

    4209 Posts

    Posted - 05/13/2005 :  10:28:35  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    REALLY?


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    VoVat
    >> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

    USA
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    Posted - 05/13/2005 :  11:11:25  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
    Okay, when did this turn into the Be Incredibly Judgmental About Other People's Possible Lies thread? :P

    I do enjoy Pizza Hut a lot, but I have no plans to go there this week. Tre was right about that part, anyway.

    (To be fair, maybe Pizza Hut isn't as good in other countries. I've heard rumors of Brits putting nasty stuff on pizzas.)



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    kathryn
    ~ Selkie Bride ~

    Belgium
    15320 Posts

    Posted - 05/13/2005 :  13:22:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    I've heard all sorts of rumors about Brits' culinary
    adventures, but, you're right, let's not judge.

    Today I

    dressed two plush pigs (toy pigs)
    fed two newborn lambs
    ate two veggie hotdogs


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    darwin
    >> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

    USA
    5454 Posts

    Posted - 05/13/2005 :  14:11:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    no veggie hotdogs

    Today I am in desperate need of:
    a haircut
    coffee
    a shower
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