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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
 Posted - 03/30/2005 : 12:31:55
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Sex.
Discuss.
(I could easily say that another forum member urged
me to start this thread, but I won't be coy. She and I are
curious to see where this goes.)
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
Edited by - kathryn on 03/30/2005 18:45:22 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 12:34:33
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not having any
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 12:35:55
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Now THIS is the Black Hole of threads for me.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 12:41:45
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sex? yes, thank you.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 12:42:43
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Male.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 12:49:21
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bah, 2 hours away and 'busy', the men round here are quite old so id rather not have them die in the middle of the act or something so i guess im stuck
I wish i had a wooden heart that i could set on fire... |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 12:51:04
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And look how that turned out. Actually, why did that get locked?
I think we have had better sex topics than that one, though obviously that's no fault of your own.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 12:53:35
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it's locked cause it's archived.
and yeah, sex threads are so passe... what you were expecting? |
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hawken
- FB Fan -
USA
178 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 13:07:28
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Find yourself a partner who enjoys it an do it as much as possible.
It makes life better...when your getting a lot it can help you in many ways. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 13:09:19
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quote:
Originally posted by hawken
Find yourself a partner who enjoys it an do it as much as possible.
It makes life better...when your getting a lot it can help you in many ways.
my last girlfriend loooooved sex. she's the only person i've ever been with who actually had more of an appetite than me.
i'm going to go slit my wrists now
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 03/30/2005 : 13:12:05
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What if you're the one with more of an appetite but who's left alone for far too long?
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 13:13:19
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then you have a free ticket to ride for an adulterous affair. it's in the rulebooks
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 13:16:09
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I like your rulebooks
Do these rules only apply in the USA or are they universally recognised?
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
Edited by - Surfer Rosa on 03/30/2005 13:23:18 |
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hawken
- FB Fan -
USA
178 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 13:22:37
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What if you're the one with more of an appetite but who's left alone for far too long?
Are you saying that you're in a relationship but your partner isn't as into it as you? That's bad...I would probably bring it up to them. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 13:34:02
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quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
I like your rulebooks
Do these rules only apply in the USA or are they universally recognised?
they apply to me in all regions. these rules don't apply to females though. i wouldn't want my partner cheating on me
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 13:52:23
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I think I may go off sex soon if I don't get some. I did win some money on the football tonight though. Hmmmmm.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 18:01:56
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I read an article last week that talked about a new
movement of people who are asexual (I'll post their
URL as soon as my brain remember it) and it struck
me as entirely contrived, this idea that some people
just are not interested in sex.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 18:57:58
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people who say they're asexual are just repressing something.
have Catholic priests not already proven that people shouldn't go without sex?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 19:15:51
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in fact catholic priests are the living proof that people shouldn't and can't live without sex. 90% of catholic priests have a normal but secret sexual life. the other 10% are sexual molestors of some kind.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 19:16:48
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quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
in fact catholic priests are the living proof that people shouldn't and can't live without sex.
that's what i was trying to say
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 19:20:58
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What I was trying to say is, haven't The Catholics not already proven that people shouldn't go without sex?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 19:21:24
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i know but i couldn't resist. bashing catholic priests is one of my favourite passtimes.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 19:24:46
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
What I was trying to say is, haven't The Catholics not already proven that people shouldn't go without sex?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
i don't find it unappealinlg that you're not mocking my double negatives because it isn't, in fact, not without humor
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 19:32:46
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i find it fascinating that the courtship ritual (in western society) is so inefficient.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 19:32:58
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who's hiding it?
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 19:34:23
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pigs orgasm for thirty minutes
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 19:37:04
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lucky them. i wish i were a pig. wait... my ex used to call me a pig before we broke up. i doubt it was because of her or mine orgasm duration tho'.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 19:37:49
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I would like to be a pig.
Did I just say that? Sorry.
Which courtship ritual are you talking about, floopie?
Something to do with the Lakers during the Phil Jackson
era? Elaborate, please. I'm a big basketball fan, you know.
Mun, people hide it all the time. You talk to someone and they
rarely say "I wish I had sex" or "I just had sex" or whatever...yet
it's on people's minds all the time, I think.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 19:38:30
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Which courtship ritual are you talking about, floopie?
the one where you court and then have sex
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 19:42:40
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Mun, people hide it all the time. You talk to someone and they
rarely say "I wish I had sex" or "I just had sex" or whatever...yet
it's on people's minds all the time, I think.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
maybe because sex is a ritual and not only a physical thing. more than hiding it's lack of expressing the will in a non offensive way i think
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 19:46:19
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i speak for the millions of single men and women who live in large cities, yet find it difficult to meet someone (myself includeed)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 20:01:07
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not the people i know k, about as blunt as you could imagnie, it's lucky we're not prudes
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 20:04:20
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You're talking about men, I assume, Tre?
The only crude c'mon I've ever had came from a woman.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 20:06:15
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no I'm talking about females, one of my friends told me the only thing she missed about her ex was [edited]
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 20:08:48
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See, I don't think that's crude or blunt, just matter-of-fact.
(I'd have advised her to just ask him.)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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A not so boring topic - Sex
