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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
  
Canada
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Posted - 03/29/2005 : 04:03:49
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or do they?
just wondering? cause seriously, i told this one elephant at the san diego zoo when i was 11 that he smelled bad, but i didn't really say it to him, i just said it to my dad and it gave me look when i said it to my dad like he heard me, and i guess they have big ears and all but can they hear from like 20 feet away a kid telling his dad that he thinks he smells like crap? god, i hope not.
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Elephant
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Canada
240 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 04:15:25
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What would I know about Elephants? TEE-HEE-HEE! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
    
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 09:36:57
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Looks like this elephant forgot his key.

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
 
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 12:11:23
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I once wrote a song about this called The Elephant Blues. I had an elephant. He forgot my birthday. I got the elephant blues.
Are you honest when no one's looking? Can you summon honey from a telephone? They sat there with their hooks in the water and their mustaches caked with airplane glue. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
    
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 13:25:39
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Hehe, I'd like to hear that. Come on guys, let's bug Sir Rock 'til he records that song and posts a link for us.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
 
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 13:50:35
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Well, I'd love to, but actually its the one song that I do vocals for, and never would I let that show up on the internet. And actually, the vocals are a minimum. Its mostly a narrative, me talking over a blues pattern, recounting my tale of elephant woe, until the chorus where I let yell a bark of "I've got those elephant blues" over and over.
Are you honest when no one's looking? Can you summon honey from a telephone? They sat there with their hooks in the water and their mustaches caked with airplane glue. |
Edited by - Sir Rockabye on 03/29/2005 13:51:58 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
    
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 13:59:11
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WE WANT THE ELEPHANT BLUES! WE WANT THE ELEPHANT BLUES! WE WANT.......
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
   
Niue
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Posted - 03/29/2005 : 23:49:15
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Hey that sounds awesome! I want the Elephant Blues!
Denis
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
   
USA
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Posted - 04/01/2005 : 18:10:42
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Elephants MIGHT forget, if they've had a lot to drink.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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